Rise of the MuTeens Chapter 7
Rise of the MuTeens:
Chapter 7: Not Azure:
Turtle lair:
After Ashley contacted Donatello and notified the lair was clear, Raphael scouted ahead for a day. After everything was clear, the Turtles returned home with the Punk Frogs.
"Dudes, it's good to be back!" Said Michelangelo. "There really is no place like home!"
"There's Disneyland, Six Flags, Universal Studios, Busch Gardens. There's plenty of places more impressive than home and that's not counting outer space, alternate Dimensions, parallel universes, which we have seen all of these." Responded Raphael Sarcastically.
"Hey guys, there's no reason to fight among ourselves. The important thing is that we can return home and Donatello can contact Professor Honeycutt. Isn't that right Master Splinter?" Said Leonardo.
"Yes, you're right, my son." Said Splinter. "Despite our past misunderstanding, Ashley-chan helped us fond our missing friends."
"For being part of the EPF, those MuTeens were nice with us!" Said Attila as he helped Donatello unpack.
"They saved us from Leatherhead back in the glades" remarked Genghis. "He was trying to sell us to some traffickers in Mexico!"
"And I don't even like tacos... How could I live in a dry place like that." Said Rasputin angrily. "Now Brazil would be a different story."
"Well, we'll be leaving soon. Once we can scrounge up some supplies for the long trip to Florida." Said Napoleon. "We were wondering since Donatello is good with machines if he could help us build a buggy fir us to return to Florida in style. That way y'all can stay here in New York and stop Shredder."
"First let me contact professor Honeycutt and then I'll help you guys." Said Donatello as he used the interdimensional communicator. An invention Honeycutt as the Fugitoid made here on Earth to allow the Turtles to communicate woth the Neutrinos and the good doctor once he returned to D'hoonib. Unlike normal video calls on Earth, this communicator can lag at certain times during planetary rotation. And currently Earth was at its furthest point from D'hoonib, so there is some lag.
"Professor Honeycutt, this is Donatello. Over!" Said the machine doing turtle. After a few minutes.
"Donatello! So good to hear from you! Over!" Exclaimed the Fugitoid.
Donatello quickly replied:
"Professor, we need your help. A friend of ours was mutated into a digital being and we're trying to bring her out of the digital realm. Over!"
The communication kept going back and forth as Donatello and the professor spitting possible ways on how to solve the dilemma.
"One of my former assistant's Artificial Interface assistant is also corresponding with me regarding a similar situation. In addition of wanting a synthetic human body for herself that can mimic ALL human functions including sexual functions. She tells me their Didogtized human was able to appear in the physical realm temporarily via a transmat transportation. Over!" Said Honeycutt.
"Professor, is there any way to contact the Utroms? They might be helpful on the synthetic human body. Over!" Said Donatello.
"Having a spare synth body would be useful as an alternative. Donatello! You should contact Kong Zenter of the Neutrinos and ask for the Mutastone... over and out!" Said the professor.
"Mutastones... oh no!" Donatello had a series of flashbacks regarding their previous adventures with the Mutantstones Kris Mu, Dark Mu and all the insane shenanigans. "This is not what I had in mind when speaking to professor Honeycutt!" Exclaimed Donatello.
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Del Valle-Rodriguez house: poolside:
After Irma got to rub herself on Nick's boner sje got up and jumped in the pool. Alicia came to Nick and whispered. "The surprise better be worth it big little brother... You should discreetly dove in the pool beforeanyone notices Scott Summer peeking out."
"What does Cyclops have to do with-Oh!" Whispered Nick as he tucked his dick back into his Speedo. April was in the pool wearing a yellow bikini and she was playing some game involving a beachball with the other girls.
"I guess it's dry land for me..." thought Nick.
"Nick Jr!" Exclaimed Redd. "I don't know what you were trying to pull off woth that stunt, but Nero's been giving me the look and you put her in the mood. We have been going through a rough patch before my Baby Girl woke up. Having her wake up and you using your porn power may have saved my Marriage. I can't stop you from sleeping with my daughter, but you better be prepared to face the consequences and take responsibility."
"I know and I will." Said Nick. "Go, Neronica's waiting and when you're about to finish, remember to yell Shazam! You're welcome." Whispered Nick as his hair shone gold for a second.
April got out the pool and grabbed a towel as she walked towards Nick.
"You owe me an interview. Can we get started now?" Said April as she walked to the poolhouse.
"Gimme a sec!" Said Nick. "Alright Party's over. Celi, notify The Stockman twins and Natsumi to get ready. Chloe, escort Irma and Bianca to the interview area. Remember to blindfold them. Guess Aurora and the old man aren't coming but they are with a different spelling. Babas and I will escort April, since we have to discuss some terms for the interview."
"You heard Nick, let's do this!" Said Barbara with authority. "Licia, please help Chloe." Alicia saluted barbara and followed Chloe. Making their way to the poolhouse, Barbara pulled out two outfits, one for her and one for Nick. April pulled out her signature outfit.
"You got a keeper Nicky... Barbara told me about her little harem plans and I don't want any part of it." Said April as she removed her top. "I get that she's selecting the members by love as a connection, but I kinda see you like a little cousin."
April turned around and showed her breasts to Nick. Mesmerized by their size and shape, Nick was savoring every inch of them with his eyes and searing the memory into his brain. Her reddish areolas were a bit larger than Nick had imagined them to be all those times he had masturbated thinking of her. He noticed a few freckles on the left breast. Nick licked his lips and swallowed hard. "Like everything you see, Nick? Is reality better than your imagination?" Said April as she got closer. She sucked on her right thumb before grabbing Nick's glans that was poking out his Speedo. "Now I know that you find me attractive." Said April as she rubbed Nick's glans and softly stroked Nick. "Had I known you were hodong THIS, I might've revealed myself a lot sooner."
"Remember, April the furthest you can get is a blowjob." Said Barbara as she took off her one piece green swimsuit. Her perky breasts had smaller areolas than April and were more brownish in color. Nick smacked his lips while letting out guttural groans as April played with his manhood. Swoftly Barbara pulled down the Speedo. "You started manscaping" said Barbara she cupped Nick's balls.
"After my Birthday surprise, I learned my lesson." Said Nick trying not to think about the incident.
Barbara stood next to April and said: "You need to remove your Bikini Bottom and leave SpongeBob homeless for this." Barbara struck a pose that showed Nick her pubic region with her pubes trimmed in the shape of the Xenogears X logo. April removed her bottoms revealing an auburn strip.
"Not fair! You're going to try and make.me choose when I can't! Said Nick. You're noth beautiful, smart, sexy, great people except when trying to make me choose. Also, I'd make love to both of you until my dick falls off." Said Nick confidently. "Before you ask, April, no. I don't trim the bush to make the tree look bigger. I trim because Barbara choked on a pube the first time she blew me." Granning Nick's shaft both Barbara and April began jerking him off.
Nick kept moaning as the two redheads kept jerking him off. "April, let me handle this and nurture Nick" said Barbara. April sat on a sofa as Barbara guided Nick to the sofa and had him lie down with his head on April's lap. April bent over a little to bring her boobs to Nick's face. He latched his mouth unto one, suckling on her nipple like a hungry baby while he fondled the other one. A small moan escaped April's mouth as Nick suckled on her breast. Barbara quickly tied her hair back before diving unto Nick's cock. The stimulus and fact of Nick being both with his childhood crush and his girlfriend was too much and Nick's hair began to glow gold as he yelled " Shazam!!" Causing both Barbara and April to have an orgasm alongside Nick.
With her legs shaky and a mouthful of cum, Barbara stood up before swallowing. "Mmm, tasty!" She said as April pointed out there was still some of Nick's semen on her face. Barbara let April lick Nick's chowder off her face as Nick kept taking care of April's other breast. "Interview... we shouldn't keep the others waiting." said Barbara as she began to get dressed. Putting on a Green sports bra with a black corset and a copper and gold decorative belt, green tight shorts knee high black socks and boots, and to top it off a pair of steampunk goggles.
Nick put on boxers blue sweat pants, socks, brown boots a red tanktop and a sleeveless blue hoodie a Hockey pad painted in Metallic colors. A dark grey Championship belt, a pin with P1 written on it, a fingerless glove and bandages. It looked like a homemade cosplay of Final Fantasy VII's Cloud. "Wait... Babs, Did you make these?" Asked Nick.
"Nope, Licia and Natsumi did. I'll explain later." Said Babs. "Lead the way, Cloud..." said Barbara while makong a Sephiroth impression.
"Alright... April, two things: One, despite the Pool's chlorine, your boobs smelled nice and tasted even better." Said Nick as April chuckled. "Unfortunately, I must blindfold you in order to reach our destination. Normally I'd have to drug you as protocol demands, but I'll do something different: I'll carry yousince the path is a bit dangerous. Please forgive the inconvenience."
April nodded and put on the blindfold. Nick used VG Logic to create treadmills on the floor that made the path seem longer and more winding than it really was. Once they reached the basement secret entrance, a golf cart was waiting for them in the tunnel. One golf cart ride later, they arrived at Abueobed's hangar.
Natsumi and SyBert had prepared an interview area for April... Irma ws chatting with Alicia when Bianca realized April had arrived. Everything was ready, so Nick and April sat down at a very sterile looking area with a monitor in the back.
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Abueobed's hangar:
Bianca was ready with the camera. April had her pad and pen ready. "Hello and welcome to this special interview for Channel 6 Happy Time News. With me, I have Nicholas Raymond Cade, the superpowered Vigilante known as GameDude. Thank you very much for allowing this interview."
"No, Miss O'Neil... may I call you April?" Asked Nick as April nodded. "Alright, April, I want to thank you for giving me this space in order to clear out any possible misconceptions and expose myself to our fellow New Yorkers."
Said Nick. "I am a Mutant. I was 'lucky'in the sense that my mutation didn't alter me much physically, but not so lucky in other aspects. I was orphaned at a young age and forced to live woth my estranged father. I had anger issues and was a 'problem child'. I was on a bad path until i made friends, who became my Family beyond blood. We were a unit and despite our different personalities and sometimes petty sibling squabbling, when we work together we're unbeatable. I learned to mellow out, I found love. I gained brothers and sisters."
April looked at her notes. "You were one of the victims of Shredder's Mutagen bomb last year. What can you tell us about that fateful day?"
Nick sighed. "It was a few days after my 18th birthday. My girlfriend, Barbara, had planned a surprise Birthday party at Rojo's Arcade. We knew the owner, and the manager's daughter was part of our friend group, so they let us have a small Birthday surprise there. I thought this was a normal day, but my friends suggested we skipped school for the surprise. Sometimes I wish I had said no, because of what happened to my friends... but then I think about it and realize that if I hadn't been there, I wouldn't have my current powers to help the people of New York." Said Nick dejectedly. "My friends wouldn't have had to suffer what they've been going through if I had been a bit more of a straight arrow..." Irma brought in an additional chair and Barbara sat on it.
"I'm Barbara Ruiz-Reid, and I'm Nick's girlfriend. It was me, who nudged Nick into going to the arcade on that day. I know he's a gamer and that's his hobby, so I thought it would be a nice way to clear his head before finals." Said Barbara.
"It was a normal day until Shredder and his minions busted at the arcade trying to get away from The Turtles. A bottle ensued and the bomb was detonated. I jumped in front of Barbara trying to protect her from the blast, but the Shockwave sent us hurling through the air and we were about to hit an arcade machine. I managed to twist my body so my back slammed onto the screen but we were both covered in ooze. I woke up about a month later feeling completely healed. My Powers were acting erratically and I had to spend the rest of the year learning how to control them. I found out later about the aftermath of the bomb. Lots of people died including the manager of the arcade and his wife. My friend, Natsumi, was devastated as she had become an orphan and a mutant to boot. We helped each other to master our new abilities." Said Nick as Irma brought another chair.
A young girl appeared from under the chair. Her body was completely black like a shadow and was wearing a black bodysuit. "Hello, I am Hibiki Natsumi, I am also a Mutant. Bābara-chan and Nikku-kun are friends. Bābara was in a coma for roughly one year, so our friend group was rather disjointed." Said Natsumi. "Despite everything that was going on, Nick, had this obsession of becoming a Superhero. He kept goading us into becoming a Superhero team."
"You said Us, but Barbara was in a coma and Nick was the only one? I don't get it." Said April as she jotted down something on her notepad.
"Not all of us were lucky with the mutations." Said SyBertError as they came in with a sturdier chair. "We call ourselves SyBertError... as we are an error comprised of myself, syrus Stockman and my twin brother Bertram Stockman. No relation to the fly guy Stockman.
As everyone can see, we were rather close to the bomb and tried to protect a family. Unfortunately, we failed." Said Syrus with regret. "I was too puny and weak and wished to be like my brother." A second voice came out of SyBertError's body. "Meanwhile I tried to protect another of our friends, Ashley Irwin, by pushing her away. Unfortunately, she was slpashed by the Ooze an' I pushed her into an arcade machine and she vanished. All bloody and beaten up I crawled to my brother to check if he was alive before fainting. When I came to, we were bonded and had assimilated various machines to keep us alive." said Bertram. "I saved my brother, but he lost his chance at MIT. I can't play football like this."
"We had hopes, dreams, plans for the future, but the Shredder took that away from us." Said a girl with a side ponytail from the monitor. "Hi, Mom and Dad!" Said Ashley. "Yeah I'm stuck in the internet like a real life V-Tuber. I was the first one to master my abilities here... well, without counting Babs, but to be fair she was playing Sleeping Beauty for almost a year."
"So is this your 'Family beyond the bonds by blood'?" Said April.
They all nodded except Nick. "Not Exactly. We are the Original MuTeens, who were victims of the incident at Rojo's Arcade. Our ranks have increased by 1, when we recruited my Stepsister's middle school nemesis." Irma brought one last chair and was looking a bit annoyed. Chloe came in and sat down. "I used to be a bad person, but Nick set me on the straight and narrow. A few weeks ago, Nick arrived hurt at the convent I used to live in and he helped us with a Mutant Trafficker who was harassing the nuns. He was badly wounded afterwards and in order to atone for my sins, I returned to America to protect him. I ended up gaining mutant abilities and here I am, now officially a MuTeen." Chloe similed. "The people I shunned in middle school have been very accepting in my young adulthood. I never would've expected that."
April kept looking at her notes. "So, Nick, who is the leader of the MuTeens?" Asked April.
"I am... not the leader, because I don't know if I have what it takes. While Barbara was in her coma, Syrus had that responsibility. He did a fone job... Barbara is a mistress at planning and is the optimal choice for leadership. I see myself as the mascot. I just want to be the hero and do the Superhero thing. Besides, I need more free time to play videogames and enhance my abilities." Said Nick.
"So, the people of New York are probably asking, who are you and what do you do? Could we get a small Demo of your abilities?" Asked April.
Barbara stood up. "Alright, MuTeens, let's show New York a bit of what we can do. I'm psychic, so that's a bit hard to show." Barbara created her pink armor and lifted the golf cart where she came to the hangar. "I'm super strong, super fast, psychic, AND can fly. That's why They call me Mary Sue." Said Barbara as she did a dramatic pose.
"Guess it's our turn!" Said Bertram as they transformed themselves into various combat configurations. They assimilated the chair and becamea rolling platform then restoring the chair. "We already mentioned our name, SyBertError... not to be confused with Cyber Terror, which is Ashley's field." The Stockman twins did a dramatic pose as well.
"My abilities are a bit difficult to showcase, but when this airs, remember the tiny penis shaped light arrangement at Trump Tower, that was me. Also, the displays at Times Square playing Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley, well, it was me too!"
Natsumi simply vanished and reappeared next to Barbara. Chloe flew towards the group.
"Yes, I KNOW about the old show about the nuns in Puerto Rico where Sally Field could fly. I don't need a reminder." Said Chloe while staring at Ashley.
Nick stood up, dropped a coin and walked to the group. "You've probably seen the internet clips where I kick ass at a Supermarket. Maybe even the interview where I outvernon Vernon. But tuB .nonreV nonrevtuo I erehw weivretni eht neve ebyaM .tekrampuS a ta sda kcik I erehw spil twnretin eht nees ylbaborp ev'ouY" and Nick was able to reverse time around himself and returned to his starting position at the chair with the coin floating up back to his hand.
"Prince of Persia, the Sands of Time is the game I used to rewind time for myself. Skeptics would say that the clip was reversed but if you notice the actions of everyone else they're different also there are no Cuts between me walking forward and being rewound back in time. But let me do some Street Fighter II! Gwao!!" Yelled Nick as blanka before doing his electric attack. "So yeah, I AM lucky to have a group of friends who are my family beyond the bonds of blood, my actual family, who support me in my endeavors. I am lucky to have survived that terrorist attack. But The reason I fight is to protect those who need protection. To make ammends for those I failed. Said Nick teary eyed. "To find redemption for my past evils. I'm not just an avenger or a destroyer. I just want to make the world a little bit less crappy, even if I don't deserve salvation or absolution for my sins. I am a MuTeen, because that's the way I can put my particular set of skills to a good use."
April nodded before addressing the rest of the MuTeens. "Anyone else wants to share their thoughts?"
Ashley got closer to the monitor: "Well, I guess we're just a family of weirdos, in a good way, trying to follow the straight and narrow path of righteousness and give back to the community? Nick already hit the anime/videogame tousing speech thing. He's such a weeb! But yeah! Dream, Try, do Good! That's what we're doing!" Said Ashley.
"I understand it might be scary thinking a bunch of teenagers with superpowers running amok. It's even scarier BEING said teens. Hopefully, we could reach a state of peace in our lifetime. We all deserve to live in Peace... so ironically we must fight in the name of peace!" Said Barbara.
"Fate dealt us a bad hand, to use a poker analogy." Said Syrus "We are doing the best we can to keep society going. Paraphrasing what Burke once said: ' the only thing that necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.' Well, we are NOT letting Evil win!"
"Well, there you have it folks, the MuTeens are New York's newest superhero team answering the call of justice. This is April O'Neil for Channel 6's Happy Time News signing off!"
"And cut!" Said Irma. "Wow, this interview was so mich professional than Vernon's. That's going to piss him off when you take this to my Dad and the board." Said Irma as she took out her cellphone. "Vernon's been kissong Burne's ass so badly that Vernon can taste what Burne eats before it reaches the stomach."
Celeste looked sad. "Celi no estés triste. Ahora más que nunca tengo que viajar entre Puerto Rico y Nueva York. Tengo que ayudar a proteger mi casa y sus secretos y no puedo abandonar a la hermanita de mi mejor amigo de la infancia." Said Nick.
"¡Eres un estúpido, Nico!" Replied Celeste angrily. Before storming out SyBertError stoped her.
"Yeah, he's a fucking moron. And oblivious to girls. One time in our senior year..." said Bertram "There was this girl, Ramona, who had a crush on him. Well. She took advantage of a fight that Nick and Barbara had, due to her dad and she snuck into the boys locker room only wearing a towel. She was hellbent on having Nick fuck her right there... Nick had no idea what was going on. She literally told him to fuck her right there and Nick was like, yo, get out of the way, I need to go to gamestop to get my copy of Pokémon."
"He really cares about you Celeste." Said Barbara, "but he's coming to terms that you are a young woman. He barely has come to terms with Alicia being in love with him. "
"Can you stop doing the Psycho Mantis thing, honey?" Said Nick annoyed. "Let me speak to Celi ALONE!" Nick grabbed Celi and carried her away from the group. "I really care about you... No, not just care. I love you Celi, but I'm afraid that I will hurt you. I know you won't leave Puerto Rico and I can't force you. Most of my life is in New York and I can't just run away, since it always catches up to me. I can't put you in a position where you're a 'side piece'. I don't want to lose you now that you're back in my life. If i stay I'll hurt you if I leave I'll hurt you." Said Nick while holding back tears. "I'm not worth the pain I'll put you through."
"Que se joda" said Celeste. "I don't care if I'm a 'side piece' I love you, you love me. I'll kick your dick if you say Barney..." yelled Celeste. "I said I wanted to join your girlfriend's harem for you. I mean it. I am choosing you, Nico. Despite your baggage, I still want you. Everyone here knows it. If I get hurt, it's MY choice. Shut up and kiss me!"
"As you wish." Replied Nick before kissing Celeste. Ashley being a smartass began playing copyright free crowd cheering sounds.
"So that's what bekng Zack and Kelly feel like." Said Celeste. "But now you have to go..."
"I could facilitate the schematics for a small transmat for you to travel from New York to here without requiring using the Bermuda Triangle transmat." Said Jenny.
Nick began pondering. This house was big enough for all the MuTeens to live in. Having a transmat could allow for Nick to be both at New York and Puerto Rico. Of course he can't choose for the MuTeens, but there are some things that need to be done first.
"Celi. This is not goodbye. This is a see you next month. I will make my return special." Said Nick.
***
Clandestine medical clinic, Mexico/Arizona border area:
A convenience store on the Mexican Side of the border is the strangest cover for a clandestine medical clinc, especially one that treats Mutants. Federales and US Border Patrol being so close is incredibly risky, but at the same time it's being inadvertently protected by los federales and the gringos. Runaways, criminals, both human and mutant pass through this convenience syore seeking medical aid from a man known as The Doctor. Unlike the alien from the British show, this Doctor doesn't have an extra heart... in fact, he is Heartless! A whimperong Coyote with a badlyninfected roght arm reaches the convenience store. He reached the bulletproof "fishtank" where the cashier is hiding behind a 2 way mirror.
"Que quieres, wey, what do you want?" Said the obviously Gringo cashier.
"El Doctor... my arm... no hospital..." said the delirious Coyote (remember him from chapter 2?) "I'm dying! I have money!" Said El Coyote as he dropped a stack of $50 bills on the cashier's tray. The cashier flipped the tray and took the money.
"Toilet, condom vending machine, pull Cherry then Extra small. Watch the first step!" Said the cashier as Coyote dragged himself to the bathroom.
Following the instructions from the cashier,the wall disappeared revealing a door of light, which Coyote passed through. On the other side there was a small clinic. Sterile, the scent of disinfectant permeated the air and it was a contrasting scent to his rotting arm flesh. A robot came in and injected something on Coyote's arm. "Do not worry. A quick scan was made when you entered the clinic and your infection was detected. A combination of antibiotic and painkillers were injected to your arm in order to alleviate your situation. The Doctor will see you shortly."
Coyote slumped down on a chair and for the first time in days felt relieved.
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Operating room:
Coyote was strapped to a table. The pain was gone. He felt better somehow. A tall robot was scanning him.
"The operation was a success, If I say so myself! It's a good thing, you had enough money for a decent treatment. I hope you enjoy it!" Said the cashier.
"Espera un momento, weren't you the cashier?" Asked Coyote.
The robot turned around and revealed a one eyed brain with part of his spinal column inside of a glass tank. "Au contraire, my roadrunner hunter. The cashier is just a mindless automaton that filters normal customers from MY customers." Said the Doctor. "You can call me Doctor Stockman, Baxter Stockman. Not related to the humanoid fly." Said Baxter in a sinister way.
"I don't get it? Am I supposed to know you or something?" Said Coyote as he tried to get up.
Baxter released Coyote from his restraints. Once free, coyote thought of pouncing Stockman and get away, but instead received a shock. "Don't you dare try to attack me again! The neural implanta that allow you to control your arm have a security system that protects me from harm. A lesson thar took me a long tome to learn." Said Baxter "That was a warning. The next one will fry your brain and turn your body into an empty husk. On second thought, PLEASE attack me again! Now that I have your attention, I hear you are adept at acquiring mutants... let's make a little deal, especially since you owe me your life! Said Baxter with a sinister tone. "I want the MuTeens..."
"I'll help, under one condition. I want to have my revenge on a very specific Mutant from said team..." replied Coyote... " but we need a team, Doctor... I barely made it against the gamer... El equipo completo me va a chingar el huevo izquierdo..."
"They won't be able to fuck your left nut since I neuterd you..." said Baxter while laughing at Coyote's dilemma. " it was either that or let you die from testicular cancer as it was at an advanced stage."
"Pinche Bob Barker, ojalá te estés quemando en el infierno." Said Coyote.
***
MuTeens temporary Hideout: Nick's room:
Each of the MuTeens had decorated their rooms in ways that matched their personalities, while keeping them sparse to avoid doing top much packing when they moved to a more permanent place. Nick was no exception. From the outside, Nick's door had a Nickelodeon orange splat with the words Gak is back! Scribbled in what looked like Blood. Also a semi 3d image of a Misassembleded silver monkey statue. Once inside you could see a lifesize cardboard cutout of Barbara dressed like Kelly Kapowski's cutout. On the walls you could see an Earl Norem He-Man vs Skeletor poster, a poster Grahf the Seeker power hovering over Alpha Weltall, an Aeris body pillow, a He-Man plushie and a portrait of a spoon dressed as Morbius. A nintendo switch was on top of the desk, next to Nick's new cellphone. Grabbing the new phone Nick went through a ton of notifications. Most of them were from Ashley. The last notification read:
"Nick, I've been setting up your phone and updating the contact list and with personalized ringtones. Tell me if you approve":
-Old Man: Imperial March
-Stepmom: GI Joe the movie Cobra theme
-Alicia: A very merry unbirthday
-Barbara: Barbara Ann
-Redd: Knight of fire from Xenogears
-Neronica: Hot for Teacher
-Julio: "Tengo un guanajo" by Alvarez Guedes
-Stockman twins: Hip de Hop
-Natsumi: Turning Japanese
-Chloe: Mai Shiranui theme
-Dr. Joaquina: the warner brothers saying: "Hello Nurse!"
-Bishop: MiB theme
-April: Happy Time News jingle
-Irma: Alvin and the Chipmunks theme
-Celeste: Suavemente
-Ashley: All the things she said.
Nick Chuckled at the list and changed a few of them:
-Natsumi got Nozomi's theme from Shenmue
-Chloe got the Dead or Alive character select theme.
-Celeste got the ad Los Colores de mi tierra
-Ashley got the Boku no Piko theme.
*theme to boku no Pico*
"Fuck you! Nick! I swear when I get out I'm gonna peg you so fucking hard... How dare you give me Boku no Pico as a theme!" Yelled Ashley.
"Good thing you called, Miss spyware. I'll change it back. I need to talk to you." Said Nick. "I dunno if Babs told you, but she REALLY can't wait for you to return to outside the internet and I was thinking..."
"You want to find a replacement for me to appease Barbara." Said Ashley. "Figures. So I lose my chance at it?" Ashley sounded sad.
"Not at all. If the other person agrees, you can watch. Of course, I haven't talked to the other person. But once you regain a physical body, my dick is yours to use in/on your body as you see fit WITHIN REASON. I'm not making love to your belly button." Said Nick seriously.
"Fuck you, Fuck Tommy Wiseau, and fuck The Room!" Said Ashley on mock rage. "Why did you say make love instead of fucking me?" Asked Ashley. "Making love sounds like a TV Edit."
"I make the distinction for a reason." Explained Nick. " fucking is more raw, animalistic, there's no real connection there, just pure lust. When I say making love I have all the attributes from fucking plus passion, feeling, connection. I'll even cuddle afterwards. Fucking implies I just pump and go. Making love means that my dick and your cunt are bad boys for life!"
Ashley began laughing. " You've gone soft Nick. Talking about feelings and almost marriage. If I didn't know you and your compulsion to honor, I'd say you're spouting bullshit to get into my pants. But you're you and that's what you really feel." Said Ashley. "But since we're talking my replacement, I need to ask regarding the women here, what's your stance?" Asked Ashley.
"Well, can we skip you, Barbara, and Alicia, since the answer is making love." Said Nick.
"Let's start with Doctor Joaquina..." said Ashley.
"Damn, right out the bat, you start hitting hard. Oh, I can't answer, I haven't talked to her enough or even seen enough of her to formulate a proper answer." Said a pensive Nick. "I mean, she had a decent figure for a woman in her forties. At best all I can say is 'fuck'." Said Nick. Ashley did a spittake since she was expecting Nick to say making love.
"Chloe... I mean SISTER CHLOE!" Said Ashley with a mischievous grin.
"Dammit Ashley! Hitting hard! After this is over, you'll have to answer too! Exclaimed a mildly flustered Nick. "Chloe is just Chloe and I just can't. I mean the idea of motorboating her is amazeballs. But at the same time, ilI don't want to make Jesus a cuck. I'm so going to hell for that..."
"But if she divorced Christ and became a heathen once more... what would you do?"
Nick sighed and both said: "I would need to have Alicia's blessing before I even consider making a move." Ashley quickly added "Jinx you owe me a soda!" Nick sighed again. "Let's switch thongs up a bit..." said Ashley. "Mrs. Ruiz... let's pretend Redd divorced her or something... would you have a mother/daughter threesome?"
"Ashley! They're both psychics and they are likely to kill me no matter what I say or think!" Exclaimed Nick. "If Babs gives me her blessing or even Redd for whatever unlikely reason, I'd say make love without thinking about it."
"Well, Neronica is a certified MILF! That's my final answer. So you don't have to ask me later." Remarked Ashley. "Once I get my body, before you put your dick in me, I'm going to flick the bean thonking of Neronica and Babs making love... shit! Now you got ME! Making the distinction. But speaking of MILFs, Aurora."
Nick sighed. "Back when I was 12, during the tail end of the 'I hate my Dad' phase, one of my fantasies was me cucking my Dad. Now, my Dad would need to become an Eroge Dad and kick the bucket in order for me to console Aurora with my penis. At first I'd fuck her but after a while, I'd make love to her."
"Dude, I've always said I fear your revengeance... but the elephant in the room: Natsumi. You've been kinda distant with her and the distance seems reciprocal." Said Ashley.
"So you don't know... said Nick. I thought everyone did...
***
Rojo's Arcade 6 years ago: (2 months before "the bad breakfast club reference"):
Nick was taking the long way home from school when he moticed the Red sign of Rojo's Arcade. It was a Tuesday and the place was mostly deserted. A few college dropouts hanging around SF3: Third Strike. The employee, a Japanese woman was speaking in Japanese to her daughter. Nick's Japanese at the time was very limited, but he caught the words gaikokujin, daigakusei, and baka. "Boku wa baka desu." Said Nick. The young girl laughed. "My Japanese is limited, but I KNOW I called myaelf stupid. It's rude to insult others when they can't understand. If I started speaking rudely about you in Spanish, you probably wouldn't understand." The woman was shocked by Nick's smartassness. She called her husband, who came and kicked Nick out
"Out, not return ever!" Said the grumpy Japanese man. Nick stared back at him. Nick ran back home and began using his father's Japanese dictionary to write a phonetic Apology to use as soon as possible.
On Wednesday afternoon Nick was back at Rojo's Arcade. He kept repeating "Shitsureina koto o yurushitekudasai" as a mantra as he entered the arcade.
He barely got past the entrance when the manager said: "Out! Not return ever!"
Nick blurted "Shitsureina koto o yurushitekudasai! Shitsureina koto o yurushitekudasai!"
The man laughed. "You worked hard to apologize in my native tongue. That shows dedication. You can stay." Nick was puzzled. The man went from broken Engrish to normal English in a flash. "Explain later go play game!" He said in a thick Japanese accent. Before the arcade closed, the man came to Nick with his wife and daughter. "Do you love close by? I cannot let you walk the streets of New York alone at night. I'm Hibiki, Shinjiro. This is ny wife, Hibiki Aki, and our daughter Natsumi. Onamae wa? Your name."
"Nick R. Cade. Yoroshiku onegai shimasu! I've been dying to introduce myself in Japanese!" Said Nick full of joy. "Did I pronounced it right? I'm learning from Terebi and jisho... Sorry for the mistakes."
Shinjiro chuckled "It's OK. I walk you home. Aki, I'll be back later." Said Shinjiro. "Is everything well at your home? Staying late at an arcade on a weekday seems like you're avoiding going home."
Nick sighed. "I just don't like it there. My Dad is rarely home. His wife is trying to replace my Mom and her daughter always gets me in trouble. I got removed from my last school because I made the people bullying her stop. I don't like my stepsister but I cannot let a woman get hurt. I couldn't save my Mom so now i have to protect the women in my life. That includes the ones I don't like."
Shinjiro remained quiet for the rest of the walk. When they reached the Cade residence, Mr. Cade was waiting by the door. "What did he do this time?" Asked Mr. Cade.
Shinjiro began speaking in broken English when Mr. Cade interrupted and began speaking fluently in Japanese with Mr. Hibiki and they kept talking for a while. Mr. Hibiki left and Mr.Cade went inside with Nick. "Is your homework done?" Mr. Cade asked. "Don't lie to me Raymond."
"Of course, sir. I finished my homework before hitting the Arcade. I'm not stupid!" Replied Nick. "Sorry sir!" Said Nick as he dropped and started doing push-ups.
"Stop. Stand up. Listen." Said Mr.Cade in his drill sergeant voice. The Hibiki girl is homeschooled and Shinjiro wants her to socialize with people around her age. He has given the OK for you to hang at the arcade and one of the conditions is that you do your homework and that you do not try to romance Natsumi as she is bespoke*. Japanese arranged marriages that's one of the things I don't like from Japan aside the mosaics."
Nick chuckled as he understood the reference.
"You will protect that girl as if she was family. Now drop and give me 70 push-ups for knowing about the mosaics. I'll remove 1 push-up because Mr. Hibiki likes you." Said Mr. Cade.
(*=more about this on MuTeens Gaiden: End of Summer)
Nick became a regular at Rojo's Arcade. He helped keep the store in shape and was the "unofficial" tester for the machines, since he knew the Games well enough to detect if there was a defect or calibration issue with the controllers.
"I tried to get you to come a few times, but you always found an excuse, Ash." Said Nick. "Then one afternoon, Aki was heading home when some... I swear this is absolutely true and it's not a Shenmue reference." Said Nick.
"Please tell me it wasn't fucking Sailors?" Said Ashley. Nick nodded.
"Yes they were sailors. And they had their cute little sailor outfits, so i was definitely sure they were sailors. You can guess how excited I was." Said Nick.
As Aki walked home one of the drunken sailors made a ruse remark, which Aki ignored. They kept throwing rude remarks and how they would gangbang her.
"Don't you know harassing women is waaaaaaay uncooooooool" said Nick as he punched the first sailor in the dick. Once he kneeled in pain, the sailor was greeted by a roundhouse kick to the face. The other two Sailors tried to grab an egg, but he's not between their legs, causing them to bump against each other.
"You little shit!" Yelled one of the sailors as Nick hit him under the jaw with an open palm strike.
The third sailor grabbed the first one and slurred "Let's get outta here!" Aki thanked Nick for his assistance as they walked to the arcade.what Nick didn't know at the time was that Aki had a kunai hidden under each sleeve ready to attack the sailors if things got out of hand. "Had I known at the time, that Mrs. Hibiki was a ninja, I wouldve hidden my EPF training better." Said Nick.
"Of course, you had to play knight in shining armor. You could've been killed, you idiot! You didn't have powers back then!" Said Ashley.
"I was more worried on making sure Natsumi wouldn't be an orphan than worried about myself." Said Nick. "In the end she became an orphan. I only delayed the inevitable."
After Nick fought to protect Aki, the Hibiki family softened up their stance on Nick, but everything went back to square one.
"Suddenly, Shinjiro and Aki were cold towards me and Natsumi became a bit distant. I met Barbara and from good friends we became acquaintances. Then the accident completely sealed off the Natsumi path for me." Said Nick. "But if that path was open, I'd totally make love to her. So now it's your turn"
Ashley laughed. "Using your terms, I'd make love to Natsumi as well. She's just too sweet to corrupt... who's next?"
"What about our favorite Macromastial Nun?" Asked Nick.
Ashley began rubbing her thighs a little. "I'd fuck her all night long with a strap-on made out of your dick!" Ashley went into fantasy land dreaming of dominating Chloe.
"What about Doctor Joaquina?" Asked Nick.
"Fuck. She's Ok I guess, but not my first choice. Poor Doctor, we're putting her too low on the list."said Ashley. "You know I care far too much about Wonder Alice and Babs, so you know the answer there."
"It's a good thing you're the token lesbian of the group and I'm doing diversity, and engaging in topics that are of your interest. otherwise I'd e considered sexist and be canceled. Also, since you're talking to a PoC you can't be canceled." Said Nick loudly while Ashley looked at him weird. "Psychics, remember. I'm covering our asses before they go REEEEEE!"
Ashley began laughing. "So, any ideas on my substitute?" Said ashley before realizing the obvious answer... "Dude, you HAVE to do me a solid and let me see your cock stretching her pussy!!"
*"knock knock!"*
"Come in!" Said Nick. Alicia came running and hugged Nick.
"I was hanging out with your cow..." said Alicia. "She likes it when I call her cow! Especially since her breeding bull will breed her tonight!" Alicia began squealing. "I can't wait for MY turn big little stepbro!" Said Alicia while rubbing Nick's crotch.
"Wonder Alice!" said Ashley. "Can I ask you a huge favor?" Alicia nodded.
"I was supposed to be there when Nick bred the cow and myself... but I'm stuck on the internet... could you do me a solid and take my place?"
Alicia's eyes widened. "YES! Ashley you're now MY best friend. I owe you big time!" Said Alicia. "When you get your body back, I-I'll do it with you!!"
Ashley laughed and Nick was sputtering. "What's wrong big little stepbro?" Asked Alicia while caressing Nick's erection through his pamts. Nick groaned.
"Since you're taking Ashley's place, I think the least you could do is let her watch." Said Nick almost whimpering as Alicia massaged his glans through his pants.
"Sure!" She said as she pulled down Nick's pants and boxers. "Hello there! We're going to have some fun tonight!" Alicia kept talking to Nick's dick as if it was a microphone. Nick was whimpering.
"Please stop teasing me, Licia... I'm about to..." said Nick with ragged breath.
Alicia quickly began kissing Nick's dickhead before putting it in her mouth.
"SHINKUU HADOUKEN!!!" Yelled Nick as he blew his load in Alicia's mouth. He lost his balance and landed on his bed. Licia gulped hard and barely swallowed her stepbrother's load. She grabbed his hand and stuck it inside her tights. Using Nick's hand to rub herself brought Alicia over the edge and she fell over her stepbrother...
"Bean you're not gonna get any rest tonight*. For once I'm thankful of being digital..." said Ashley.
(*More on MuTeens Gaiden: On a hole is not Onahole. Ashley! That's NOT the Title!)
***
Channel 6, Burne's office:
Vernon was fuming while Burne and two of the higher ups were chewing him a new one for making them waste money on a pointless trip if he refuses to have the interview aired.
"Fenwick! We've spent enough of the network resources on your wild goose chases. First it was the search for the hidden vault of Don Turtelli. All you found was a vault full of feathers. Then your mini series on videogames turning teens into criminals." Said Mr. Laginstein, one of the execs.
"Don't forget the time he claimed karatekas with green masks were the Turtles." Commented Ms. Goldberg, another of the execs.
"Burne, we've known each other for years and lately, you've been slipping. Your vendetta against the turtles has clouded your vision. You've led Fenwick on various stories to throw dirt on the turtles and end up with egg on your face. Opinion shows like Vernon's can lend themselves for trashy yellow journalis. You are the news editor, for crying out loud! TRUTH! That's our focus. The Federal government is on the verge to allow Mutants of non-human origin a chance at citizenship due to their sentience. If this passes, we could be liable to multiple lawsuits." Said another exec, Mr. Brown. "This mutant Vigilante interview could help the network's reputation, as we're letting Mutants tell THEIR side of the story.
"But the guest was hellbent on sabotaging the interview, because he's a fan of O'Neil!" Said Vernon with disgust. "He's worse those turtles!"
Mr. Laginstein rolled his eyes. "Funny you speak of unprofessional behavior, Fenwick. We saw the unedited tapes and the informal recordings my daughter made. Mr. Laginstein played a compilation clip of Vernon hurling racists comments towards Latin Americans and the camera caught him calling Irma a whore. "Now why shouldn't I fire you, Fenwick?" Said Mr. Laginstein.
"This is not the first complaint regarding your behavior, Fenwick. In fact, there is a social media channel dedicated to showing how much of a 'dickhole' you are. Said Mr.Brown. The channel is called 'Channel6VernonFisadickhole'. It posted clips of you being an awful human being. Some of your anti-mutant tirades have clips of times you have been mutated. There have been complaints about Female employees being harassed by you."
"The only reason why you aren't fired, is because that young man, explained why he did it and made a video apology." Ms.Goldberg interjected. "Not to mention that April O'Neil was able to salvage the trip by making a much better interview. You owe that young man your job right now. Mr. Laginstein played a new clip.
Nick sat down on a chairand was wearing an attire similar to Vernon's. He had a prosthetic nose and his mustache was covered in thick make up a la Cesar Romero.
"Hello, and welcome to Vernon, I'm your host, Vernon Fuckwit!" as Nick laughed like Vernon. A quick cut of Nick without makeup or prosthetics sat on the chair lookong at the camera seriously.
"What I just did was rude and disrespectful. Just like my interview with Vernon Fenwick. I won't try to pretend that I am blameless here." said Nick. "I Simply made Vernon's true character pop out in a Professional Setting. It's well known that Mr. Fenwick is sexist, homophobic, racist, xenophobic, and discriminates against individuals who were mutated by Retromutagen. After I found out that Vernon was going to be the interviewer, I asked for a less biased reporter. Julio Barril, my uncle, was able to talk with the shareholders and explain my perspective." Said Nick.
"I am grateful for Mr. Laginstein, Ms. Goldberg, Mr. Brown, Mrs. Galvez, Mr. Smith, and the rest of the board for allowing Miss O'Neil to come in such a short notice. I did a more professional interview with Miss O'Neil, as I had promised the executives a proper interview. As for Mr. Fenwick, I don't want him to be fired. I tend to enjoy his failures at being a third rate Geraldo wannabe." Said Nick while laughing like Vernon. "May I suggest some sensitivity training in order to curtail his 'discriminatory and insensitive behavior. While Fenwick's views are deplorable, I humbly request that he is allowed to remain at his job or in the worst case scenario be demoted to cameraman as he was a few years ago. My actions, while dishonorable were meant to start a chain of events to make Vernon a better person." Nick stared directly to the screen deadly serious. "Mr. Fenwick, I'd apologize for the rude remark you made about Ms. Laginstein. It would help you get back on your boss's bosses good graces. Can't wait to see the special and the Superior April O'Neil interview."
Mr. Laginstein turned off the tape. "Funny story, Fenwick. My daughter, when she was little, loved when I carried her and caressed her hair, much like that young man did and she often would fall asleep on my lap. You insinuated that I'd do unforgivable things to my daughter! If it were up to me, you'd be fired... but second chances are a rarity. Now go!"
Burne called for April, who looked worried after Vernon left Burne's office. Pril got worried too when she saw three of the shareholders with Burne. "Miss O'Neil!" Said Mr. Brown. "We decided to hold off the MuTeens interviews for a bit, since we need to see them in action. Helping the community a bit as they Claim. Combining wlements from your interview with the hilarious Vernon disaster, we could have a weekly special called Rise of the MuTeens. Carry on. Anything to add, Burne?"
"I-I I will require fair and balanced views on the Muteens, the Turtles and other Mutant affairs." Said a very nervous Burne. "That is all."