MuTeens Gaiden 4: Champion Edition: Xenogears Disc 2 Blues...
MuTeens Gaiden 4: Champion Edition: Xenogears Disc 2 Blues...
Secret lair of Madame Aibonez:
As Aibonez slithered between Nick and Barbara, who were strapped to chairs, stared at her intently. Her pale skin and BRIGHT Red hair seemed eerily familiar, so did her green eyes. The Beehive hairdo and Cruella DeVil attire were the one thing off about her. Despite her seemingly non threatening appearance, Nick felt fear... not normal fear, but pants pissing, shitting enough bricks to remake the great wall of China. Her beautiful green eyes were scary as they gleamed as she slithered between the captive MuTeens whispering unintelligible things, that sent shivers down Nick and Barbara's spines.
"What do you want?" Asked Nick. "Answer me!"
Aibonez looked amused. "How rude! Guess that's expected. My wayward daughter's not exactly a good mother..."
"Abueydia?" Asked Nick...
"Who? Oh, you're talking about my wayward daughter... No, dearie, I'm your grandma's mom! She escaped and formed a family of her own instead of oveying her mommy dearest..." said Aibonez... "Despite 'hating me' my dearest daughter took my name and Alucarded it... Zenobia is nothing more than my name backwards. So, little Nicky are you ready to join your great grandma?"
"What? But you look younger than Abueydia? How can you be her mom?" Asked Nick.
"Because Nicholas, my blood brings a long-lasting life, not immortal, but a very long life..."
Said Aibonez. "But not everyone can withstand the effects of such a life. If not careful, one can die... or be killed. Just ask my wayward daughter and your Mom..."
"So, why are Barbara and I still tied up, Meemaw?" Said Nick.
"If I had let you go, would you have listened to my story? Said Aibonez. Nick shook his head violently. "I rest my case." Said Aibonez. "So, Nicholas, my heir... my Beautiful, beautiful heir..." Aibonez kept caressing Nick in a seductive manner. "There is something, you don't know about your bloodline...-"
"What, that I'm an alien, been there done that. Wait, don't tell me that I aM tHe ChOsEn OnE to save a civilization... done that too! I am also a verified prince... both by Birthright and marriage. That there's a ratings spirit that lives Within Me.. been there done that. Right now, there's nothing you can say that would face me. I mean, if I had a vagina, I'd be an even bigger Mary Sue than my girlfriend." Said Nick. "Oh, I know! I am destined to kill God! That's literally my misotheistic origon story, right after my Mom was killed! Lay it on me Meemaw, what can you say to me that will shake my foundation to the core!?" Said Nick Mockingly.
"Humans are children of Adam and Eve... but Eve is nor Adam's first." Said Aibonez. "The original Mutants, superhuman beings, the Nephilim, were children of Lilith and other 'demons', to use the name humans use to refer to my kind. The house of Lilith, can only give birth to powerful females. These females are known as Succubi." Said Aibonez.
"Wait, you mean succubi as in female demons who have sex with sleeping males? Those Succubi? But you said only females, what happens to the men? Nick thought out loud.
"They tend to only get Charisma and end up as sex addicts, or in ADOLF'S case, his micropenis made him a massive misanthrope. Yes, one of your great uncles is Adolf Hitler..." said Aibonez.
"No! Nononononono! I can deal being a descendant of a succubus, but being related to Hitler, aw hell naw!" Exclaimed Nick.
"John F Kennedy and George Washington are your great uncles as well." Said Aibonez. "In fact, John F Kennedy was the closest to an actual Incubus in the last millennium. A male child of Lilith cannot have powers. For I was cursed due to a prophecy: a Son of Lilith, shall rise as incubus and conquer all. John, began manifesting actual powers aside Charisma and penile magic. That's why he was assassinated." Said Aibonez. But over 2000 years ago, I was raped, by my own brother, Wrath... I was turned into a human girl with no memory of my past, an action of my sister Envy, and Wrath had his way with me with none of us knowing we were siblings. Out of that union Yeshua was born. Raised to believe he was a godly child and a miraclemaker, he was a purebred demon, the prophesied Incubus... but since my memories were hazy until he was killed, I couldn't lead him to the prophecy..."
"Jesus Tittyfucking Christ!" Said Nick.
"I can assure you he did nothing of the sort." Said Aibonez... "He died a virgin, because he believed in fraternal love and not sexual love. At least you love fucking, even if you hide behind similar bullshit about love... Nick, you're the incubus of prophecy!!" Said Aibonez. "You will conquer All with my guidance. I will make sure your every need is met..."
"Wait, is that you talking or is my magic devil cock influencing you?" Asked Nick. "Just asking, but if I ask you to strip and let me Tittyfuck you, you'd do it?"
Aibonez nodded. "Yes, my grandchild conqueror... I would."
"So..." said Nick, "release me and my girlfriend and we'll forget this ever happened."
"No!" Yelled Aibonez. "You will do as I say!"
"Make me." Said Nick defiantly. Aibonez goes towards the still sedated Barbara and lifts her head as she makes a blade appear on her other hand.
"You were saying? You will protect your little Verdosian Nephilim whore..." Said Aibonez.
"You'd be THAT dumb? You'd destroy the only thing keeping you alive, Meemaw?" Said Nick. "You're thinking: 'He's bluffing! There's no way he can escape the Power dampeners! Can he?' You're wondering if I'mtelling the truth right now... look at my hair Meemaw? What color is it?"
"It's dark colored! I knew you were blu- it's blonde! Your eyes! They're glowing! That's impossible!" Said Aibonez.
"You realized the teue Magnitude of my power, for I AM your Chosen One! I am the Demon who will rape, pillage and conquer all as he creates his multiversal harem in order to kill the god who resides above the multiverse and bring forth a new era!! Said Nick as he broke off his shackles, his skin turned blue and demonic features appeared on his face. "Now, Meemaw dearest, confess your sins to me... You devoured your wayward children, just as you have devoured some of your siblings. Remember that I COMMAND YOU!"
"NO! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!" Said Lilith as she was dancing the Macarena. "I can't control my body!? YOU!! YES! I KILLED ALL MY CHILDREN WHEN THEY PROVED USELESS! Seeing your mother stricken by Cancer was pathetic. She refused me, so I put her down." Said Lilith.
"For a Millennia old Demon, not being able to see through a simple illusion and not noticing we were inside my head all the time is pathetic. Don't bother trying to go back to your body. It's gone. As wull your consciousness once I wake up!" Said Nick as his great Grandma's soul was fading away. As Nick and Barbara woke up Oroku Saki was burning the remains of Aibonez.
"I kept my part of the deal." Said Shredder. "How did you know she wouldn't realize the ruse?"
"Arrogance. It runs in the family. Now against common sense, I have to let you go Oroku Saki, but I am bound by honor. Next time we meet, it'll be on opposing sides. Shredder dropped a smokebomb and vanished.
Nick stood looking at the ashes of the last remaining family member on his mother's side burning on holy flames. Barbara hugged him hard.
"I did it..." said Nick. "I avenged Mom..." He started crying. "Why do I feel empty? Where does the bullshit end!? I'm a Mutant Demi-Demon Alien who is the Legendary conqueror/savior/destroyer of prophecy. Member of a Superhero team partially comprised of child soldiers. Heir to a fallen Kingdom and married to an Alien Princess, not to mention entangled in a Polygamous relationship with you, my stepsister, my two actual sisters, my childhood friend, my Stepsister's nemesis, the Space Princess, and now I fear my demon cock..."
"Yeah it's a little messed up." Said Barbara... "But you're not the only Alien/Demon/Mutant Hybrid. My Demon side may be weak, but my Alien side is stronger. Not to mention I am part of a race that enslaves worlds. A part of me hoped that we could've graduated High school as it should be, go to college, waste my time on a major I didn't like before ending up in a 9-5 Monday to Friday job."
"Same, but a part of me still loves the superhero thing. Don't get me wrong, It's awesome that we've got to do a lot of the stuff we've done, but I want boring normal college experience. I get why Licia got into CUM... now I feel bad for taking that away from her." Said Nick. "I cannot turn back on my crazy hero life. Too many people counting on me. I can't run away to Dimension X, because there I am Prince Niklas, the otherworld hero. I would still have to fight. Now with Meemaw dead, Her siblings might be interested in Revenge. Then there's your alien side. Another reason I must remaon vigilant. I feel like the universe is spreading me too thin."
Barbara kissed Nick. "The universe isn't spreading you thin honey, YOU are spreading yourself too thin. You have a massive support network to help you cope with life, Nick, but your hero complex doesn't allow you to ask for help." Said Barbara. "We are supposed to be a team and I'm not talking about the MuTeens. I'm talking about our 'family'. You love to take the weight of the world off of our shoulders, let us take it off of yours."
Barbara kissed Nick again as Lilith raised from the flames...
"Not yet, great grandson! It's not over yet!" Yelled Lilith as she blasted Nick and Barbara before fading away... everything went dark.
To be continued in MuTeens Gaiden V