MuTeens Gaiden III: Second Impact: Thanksgiving Special.
MuTeens Gaiden III: SECOND IMPACT: Thanksgiving Special:
NYC Mayor's office: The Mayor is talking to the MuTeens regarding the Thanksgiving parade:
"Between you, The Mutanimals, and the Turtles, Crime in the city has lowered 12%. We'd like to have a Heroic Float Showcasing the Heroes of this fine city and We've chosen the MuTeens." Said the Mayor.
"Well, Mr. Mayor, while we're thankful for the offer, I feel it's inappropriate." Said Barbara. "As you said, Crime has lowered due to the efforts of the Turtles, the Mutanimals, AND us. It would be a slap on the face to the heroes that have been working BEFORE US to be skipped."
"What our Leader is not saying" said Nick "is that Putting on the MuTeens on display while ignoring the other hero teams makes you look a bit speciesist."
The mayor facepalmed. "That's not our intention. You guys were easier to contact."
"With all due respect, sir. You contacted us via Channel 6. April O'Neil has access to both us AND the Turtles. Thanksgiving is in one week." Said Nick. "Let us get A Turtle, A Mutanimal, and A MuTeen on the float, that way the rest of the teams can focus on helping keep our city safe. It also allows representation brownie points. Hell! We'll bring our resident Lesbian to add diversity points." Said Nick.
"Hey! I'm not a token..." said Ashley "but I've dreamed of being in the Thanksgiving parade!"
"Wait! Isn't she the internet one? We'd need one with a more tangible power... like you, GameDude!" Said the Mayor.
Nick smiled. "Gimme your people's number and once I get the Turtle and Mutanimal, I'll finish all the details."
The mayor gave Nick his assistant's number. "Here's her number. Greta will know what to do. Thank you for your service kids and remember me next year when I'm up for reelection. By the way, GameDude, you should consider a career in politics or public relations." Said the Mayor.
"Nah... I'll leave politics to politicians. I prefer a more hands-on approach to cleaning up this city." Said Nick before the MuTeens left.
Once outside City Hall, Barbara approached Nick. "The Mayor's right, you know. I'm aware that some of your charisma is the Incubus side of you, but you have a knack for heroic and uplifting speeches and you ACTUALLY BELIEVE what you're saying, which is part of your charm."
***
Turtle Lair:
Nick, Natsumi, and Ashley entered the Turtle Lair. They were greeted by Raphael.
"Yo! Natsumi-chan!" Said Raph.
"Hajimemashite, Rafaero-kun!" Replied Natsumi.
"Ashley, Nick! What's up!" Said Raph as he fistbumped both Ashley and Nick.
"Well, we need to talk to Master Splinter and the rest of your clan." Said Nick.
"Well, we have sone weird news as well" said Raphael. "Follow me." The MuTeens follow Raphael into the Dojo. There they see Leonardo practicing a kata, Donatello and Michelangelo doing backflips, and a female turtle with light blue bandana and pads meditating next to Splinter...
"Natsumi, Is that what I think it is?" Whispered Ashley.
"Ashley-chan, Mesu no kamedesu." Replied Natsumi. "Nikku-kun! Stop staring at her boobs, Orokana hentai onii-chan!"
"I'm sorry!" Whispered Nick "But aren't any one of you curious on how would a plastron shaoed like boobs would work? I mean I can understand if the boobs were made of flesh, but plastron is like Fingernails. I'm teying not to think about her plumbing, but the boobs are a mystery."
"Master Splinter!" Said Ashley. "We have questions."
"Oh, I heard... rat ears." Said Splinter. "Hopefully they're not all about my daughter's anatomy."
Venus and the MuTeens blushed.
"Well, We need Michelangelo for the Thanksgiving parade. The Mayor has a float to celebrate New York's Heroes and was only able to contact the MuTeens. Instead of just having the MuTeens, I suggested to gove me a chance to get A representative of the Turtles and a representative of the Mutanimals. Problem is that I've never met any of the Mutanimals." Said Nick. "I think that Michelangelo, being the Turtles's 'party dude' would make a great fit for the float."
"Cowabunga! I'm in!" Said Michelangelo. "I'll call Mondo to see if he wants to join in the float thing... Mondo Gecko, the Skateboarding Mutanimal."
"Sweet!" Said Ashley. "Now, about the elephant in the room..."
"Hello, I'm Mei Pieh Chi. You can call me Venus." Said Venus as she bowed her head.
"Cool, Venus... I'm Ashley, she's Natsumi, and the weirdo is Nick." Replied Ashley. Natsumi bowed her head and Nick laughed awkwardly.
"Hello, Nick, is it?" Said Venus Awkwardly.
"Uh, He-" said Nick in a high pitch voice before lowering his pitch. "Hello there!"
"So, what are you curious about?" Said venus flirtatiously.
"It's... kinDA hard... to... EXplain... without soun... ding like... a perVERT" said Nick in an unintentional Shatner impression.
"It's the boobs. Everyone is always curious about them. You're cute! I'll let you touch them if you show me your tool." Said Venus.
"Yeah, about that..." said Nick. "I have to legally state that I have a girlfriend and she would have to consent to that and We also would need to talk to my wife, my stepsister, my childhood best friend, my Stepsister's former nemesis, Ashley, and Natsumi."
"That sounds like a weird Harem..." said Venus... "and a lot of regulation just to see your penis."
"It nearly destroyed Michelangelo's relationship with Kala. It made a nun renounce Christ, so yeah, Nick's dick is a dangerous weapon." Replied Ashley. "Hell... his dick can make a Lesbian doubt her lesbianism."
"It's not enough hearing my sons having erotic fantasies about April, but now my daughter is getting involved. As a father, I have failed." Said Splinter.
"It's normal. Especially involving a bunch of teenagers with hornonal changes and being sexually frustrated due to their condition. V better prepare herself for Konshinsōkan, as there are no other male turtles and no human female or most mutants would be able to handle their monster cocks." Replied Natsumi. "I imagine it's 10 times worse for a telepath... Anyways, I was hoping I could spar with Leonardo today and if you could assist me with traditional Ninjitsu techniques that do not use my Shadow Abilities." Said Natsumi
"Leonardo, spar with Hibiki-san. " said Splinter. "Donatello, Raphael and Venus you are dismissed."
Venus, Don and Raph escorted Nick and Ashley out of the Dojo. Raphael excused himself as his communicator chirped.
"That was awkward." Said Donatello. "You DO bring some valid points as our anatomy isn't exactly Human or Turtle. I am a bit curious how reproduction would work among us... mutant turtles." Venus looked a bit shocked.
"But we're siblings!" Said Venus. "That's morally and genetically wrong!"
"Eh... Genetically only applies if you actively want to have kids." Said Nick. "Morally, well, that's a grey area. Not that I can be judgmental there, since my half sisters and I are still trying to find a moment to go Alabama, but at the same time I want it to be Special."
"Wait. Are you talking about Natsumi and Ashley?" Said Donatello. "Knowing they're your sisters by blood, you're still attracted to them?"
"Yeah... I've known for years Nick was my brother and I still want him to be the only man I'll have." Said Ashley. "And while he's trying to pretend he isn't, he's totally trying to figure out how to fuck a Turtle... in this case, you, Venus." Venus Blushed.
"Just because I'm part incubus doesn't mean I try to fuck everything without a penis!" exclaimed Nick.
"Okay." Said Ashley. "If there were no strings attached and can't hide behind she's married would you fuck-"
"April O'Neil!" Said Venus.
"He's halfway there." Said Ashley "Irma is on the list and Nick needs to go through a few of the MuTeens before he gets to her. As I was saying:
Aurora." Nick bit his lip
"Skip" said Nick.
"No skips, Nick just answer." Said Ashley as Nick nodded. "That's his stepmom, she's a MILF." Explained Ashley. "Neronica, Dr.Joaquina, my Mom!"
"Yes. Yes." Said Nick. "Yes."
"See? Everything with a vagina, you want to stick your dick in... even the Neutrino fairy KrysTa!" Said Ashley.
"Yes. Goddammit! To be fair that's a small sample size." Said Nick.
"Karai, Kala, Queen Gizzla, Sister Paola, Mother Maria Ximena, Bianca, Sue, Tina, Mary, Ramona, Natsumi's Mom, what's your answer?" Said Ashley.
Nick sighed and said "yes, yes, yes... I feel like Jotaro Kujo... yes.
"Even Queen Gizzla?" Said Donatello...
"I might need to get used to that, since that will be Trib in a couple of years." Said Nick "By the way, Don, can I use your transmat... I haven't seen my wife in days. Ash! Tell Babs I'll be back tomorrow. "
"Oh no, mister! You can't use your space princess wife as an excuse to escape from your problems." Said Ashley. "Especially with the Giant elephant in the sewer! Metaphorical elephant, Venus." Eplained Ashley as she saw Venus looking for an elephant. "We haven't become Bammers yet."
"Natsumi, you finished sparring?" Said Donatello.
"Leonardo-san is really good. He beat me fair and square." Said Natsumi. "But I guess I'll be training in Dimension X... I guess Ashley-chan and I have to babysit Orokana hentai onii-chan!"
Nick texted Barbara:
"Going to Dimension X. I'll return the day after tomorrow. Ashley and Natsu tagged along. Say hi to Cyber Redd for me.
Love you.
Obviously Me"
Nick put away his phone and said to Donatello. "While Shatner never said beam us up Mr. Scott! Beam us up Donny!"
"No Shatner staccato speak? Your reference game is weak Niklas." Said Ashley while making a Tribble impression.
"One way trip for 3 to dimen-"
"Wait for me Dude and dudettes!" Michelangelo interrupted Donatello. "An impromptu trip to Dimension X!? Count me in!"
Nick groaned. "I just wanted to slip into Trib's place have a quickie and come back home. Now I feel like a Final Fantasy main character. Carrying a huge party. Well, let's mosey."
Michelangelo laughed. "It's funny because you love cosplaying as Cloud."
"OK, one way trip for 4 to Dimension X coming up. I'll let King Zenter know you're coming." Said Donatello as he punched in the coordinates. "Princess Tribble!?" Exclaimed Donatello as the Neutrino princess exited the transmat.
"What the Shell!? I wanted to pay Kala a visit!" Exclaimed Michelangelo.
"Niklas!" Exclaimed tribble as she jumped unto Nick's arms. "Mom and Dad approved of me spending time on Earth until Christmas. They spoke to your guardians earlier." Said Trib.
Ashley looked severely disappointed.
"Ashley!" Said Tribble before giving Nick's half sister a very wet and sloppy kiss. "Has he given you some brotherly love?"
"Dude... you're so fucking lucky." Said Michelangelo. "Wait, Ashley's your sister!? You really are taking the whole incest is wincest thing seriously."
"Well, Ashley, Tonight Niklas WILL fullfil his brotherly duties. I give you my royal word. I shall act as witness." Said Trib. "Natsumi, you too! I can't believe our Niklas has neglected you two this long!"
"On second thought I take my previous statement back." Said Michelangelo. "I'll go see if Mondo can bring another Mutanimal for Thanksgiving." Said Michelangelo as he exited Donny's lab.
Change of plans. Trib's here on Earth until Christmas. The adults planned it. Nick texted Barbara.
Ok. Daddy's getting a new pseudoskin cover for his cybernetics. 'Uncle John' is paying for those. See you in two days? Tell Licia I said Moo! Love you! Barbara replied
I know and you know that I love you tons! Nick Responded
***
The Technodrome:
Krang was pacing on his Android body.
"I can't believe that *groan* energy source disappeared! Our efforts have been thwarted by those pesky Tuuuurtles *burp*, the Mutanimals, the Neutrinos, and those newcomers, the MuuuuteTeens!" Krang seethed. "Saaaaakiiiiii! I need you right now!" Krang yelled via intercoms. Shredder's meditation was rudely interrupted.
"Accursed octopus!" Thought Oroku Saki as he put on his armor. "Calm your tentacles, I'm coming!" Yelled Shredder as he left his quarters.
Reaching Krang's quarters, Shredder was visibly annoyed. "What do you want, Krang?"
The Engorged Utrom warlord looked at Shredder as two stone soldiers tried to grab the Foot Grandmaster. The stone warriors crashed unto each other as Shredder crouched and leapt out if the way. "What's the meaning of this!?" Exclaimed an agitated Shredder.
'You were plotting to betray me, *groan* Shredder! Betrayaaaallll will not be *burp* tolerated *groan*!" Said krang as he turned the android's right hand into a spiked mace.
"Don't come with that crap at me, you stupid octopus! You are plotting to betray me at every turn! Not only that, My so-called 'betrayal' removed the demon Lilith from the game board. The Turtles took down Dregg a few years ago. Thats two of our biggest threats down." Explained Shredder. "Sure, I had to sacrifice the energy source you wanted to destroy Lilith, but that was a reasonable sacrifice to prevent a full-blown demonic invasion on Earth."
Krang began slamming the flail at random things. "We still haven't gotten rid of the real threats! *burp* The Turtles, the *groan* Neutriiiinos, the Mutanimals *groan* and the MuTeens!" Belched Krang.
"That's barely 20 people not counting the Neutrinos who stick to Dimension X! The Earth Protection Force is a far bigger threat." Replied Shredder. "That should be our next target."
***
Hell's Kitchen: Rooftop:
Casey was wearing a black outfit with more hockey padding and a mask with a silver skull painted on. Nex to him a tall figure wearing a black fedora and a black Trenchcoat. Raphael arrives in his Nightwatcher suit.
"Misfit Skeletor, Really Casey? Also, cricket gear?" Said Raph sarcastically. "A bo'oh'o'wa'ah? And what's with crowskull Mr. X here?
"The name is HellRayzor." Replied Bertram as he opened his cloak and revealed a bunch of bleeding eyes from the darkness and a bunch of bloody shadow blades popped out of him.
"Edgy... I like it! So, y'all know why we're here."
"To instill fear into the hearts of criminals." Said Bertram.
"To kick ass and take back the city from the gangbangers!" Replied Casey.
"Alright, let's go!" Said Raphael as they began to patrol Hell's Kitchen. Running across rooftops, the trio (or is it quartet) of vigilantes found a group of Purple Dragons tagging. Amongst them, there was a big blond guy with various tattoos of purple dragons.
"Hun..." Casey Growled as he stealthily went down a fire escape. Raph groaned and stood by with SyBert.
"Hun!! Your criminal days are over! Surrender and live or Don't... please say don't." Snarled Casey as Nightwatcher and HellRayzor knocked out 4 dragons.
"You're outmatched!" Said Nightwatcher.
"There is no Escape from unholy punishment!" Snarled HellRayzor as the darkness from the coat ate a Purple Dragon.
"The fuck!? That thing ate Kenny!" Yelled another of the Purple Dragons who pulled a gun and fired at HellRayzor. The darkness within the coat ate the bullets fired, then spat out a dead Kenny full of bullet holes.
"You bastard!!" Yelled the gunman before being swallowed by HellRayzor. Nightwatcher used his kusarifundo to capture another Purple Dragon. Yanking the chains knocked the dragon out. One swift roundhouse took care of another. Only two more Dragons and Hun, who was busy with Casey. The last two dragons began running away when HellRayzor turned into a flurry of bats to reach then and engulf them in his darkness only to be belched out traumatized.
"You tasted Hell and lived to tell about it. Abandon this life of sin if you do not wish to return!" Said HellRayzor.
"Shit! Edgy and religious references? That's badass!" Muttered Nightwatcher before catching a flying Casey Jones.
"Boy... You just done pissed me off!" Said the large imposong figure of Hun as he stomped towards Nightwatcher and HellRayzor.
Swinging a punch towards HellRayzor, Hun snarled in pain as the dark vigilante returned the fvor with a mighty punch at the Purple Dragon Leader knocking him out. By assimilating various pieces of metal HellRayzor shackled Hun and the Dragons to the alley walls, including the seemingly dead. With a smokebomb explosion the trio vanished.
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Rooftop a few blocks away:
"Wait, you mean to tell me you were using hallucinogenic substances as a weapon to confuse the Dragons?" Said Raphael.
"Indeed, my crimson banded terrapin compatriot." Said Syrus. "They has short term effects, which enhance the visuals of our Transmutation abilities."
"So, the design is for theatrics?" Said Casey.
"Yup!" Said Bertram. "Now I get why Nick always insists on being over the top and dramatic with the hero stuff. Even Raph was praisingg our badassery."
"But Casey, what the hell was that!? You went berserk on that big guy and he nearly killed you. You were lucky HellRayzor was there to stop him."
"Well, that guy, Hun... He's the guy that killed my pops! He's also one of Shredder's errand boys. Rocksteady and Bebop were Dragons themselves." Said Casey.
***
MuTeens temporary Hideout: Nick's room:
Nick, Barbara and Natsumi are cuddling on the couch while watching The Notebook. Well, Nick was Napping while Barbara and natsumi were watching the movie.
"Ta~Da!!" Yelled Ashley as Tribble came out wearing Alicia's Alice in Wonderland costume while Alicia came out wearing Tribble's Battle Outfit.
"No wonder onii-chan fell for Toriburu-hime. She could be Arishia-chan's twin." Said Natsumi.
"There are a few-" Barbara put her hands on Nick's mouth.
"Now's not the time to talk about the difference in areolas and tightness of their pussies. Natsumi's feeling a bit self-conscious..." said Barbara telepathically.
"As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted..." exclaimed Nick while winking at Barbara. There are differences between them. Shade of hair, where Licia's is more blonde blonde, Trib's hair is more orangey blonde.
The eyes are slightly different shades as well. Obviously the ear shapes are different. Licia has sexy Earthling ears while Trib has sexy Neutrino ears." Explained Nick. "And It's those little differences which make them special on a physical perspective. Their personaloties are very different. But Something ALL OF YOU must know is that "my type" is the girl that captures my heart... and I've gone great lengths for ALL the girls in this room. So, let me be clear on this. I love all of you EQUALLY. I don't care about societal rules that frown polygamy, incest, or interspecies relationships. For you I will do it all." Said Nick whole standong like Captain Morgan with one foot atop the coffee table.
"So now, Trib, can you explain the whole 'Dinner with my parents' thing?" Said Nick.
All the girls facepalmed. Ashley opened up the kitchen oven and put a hamburger bun while pointing at Tribble. She could see The little wind-up monkey inside Nick's brain working hard.
"Wait... Trib's... and I'm the... Oh no... the old man's gonna kill me. He already whines about looking too old for his age." Said Nick. "Imouto no manko ga hitsuyōda."
"Bakana hentai aniki no chinpo ga hitsuyōda" replied Natsumi, which cause Nick to slip his hand down her pants.
"You even shaved for onii-chan..." said Nick. "As My Interdimensional Space Princess Wife stated earlier, I have been a bad big brother to Natsumi and I will be punished for it. I have been such a bad big brother that I didn't compliment her change in hairstlye. Once I get through with this dinner with my parents, Orokana hentai onii-chan will stuff his Uchikide etchina imōto like in one of my H Animes." Said Nick while mling a bad Hal Emmerich impression.
"Well then, I guess 'Niklas and wife' should hurry up and get this dinner finished, so He can fulfill his promise... of being the best ototo and please his sisterS" said Ashley while pulling Nick out the couch.
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MuTeens temporary Hideout: Mr. And Mrs. Cade Room:
Mr. Cade and Aurora RARELY stayed at the MuTeens Hideout as they alternated with Redd and Neronica, but tonight was an exception. The usually Spartan room was decorated with basic Christmas decorations and the one yhing that Nick felt was a low blow was having a tree with Musical lights. "Low blow old man, those were Mom's favorite..." Nick thought.
Aurora noticed Nick's expression. "While your mother can't be with you, due to her untimely passing, your father thought of using something you could associate with her, so she could, in a way be with you. He knew how much she loved them and he literally went looking for lights throughout the country until he found a set." The idea of Nick Sr. acting like Schwarzenegger in Jingle All The Way, brought a smile to Nick's face.
"It's true. I ended up getting them from an old lady from Teton Village. Oyéme, el nombre del pueblito es cierto porque la viejita tenía unas tetas enormes. Ni la mujer del Perro cazarecompensas se compara con esa abuelita." Said Mr. Cade who was exaggerating his Cuban Accent to Ricky Ricardo levels.
"But I guess we should save discussion for Dinner. Now sit. I won't beat around the bush. You might think Nick is really awesome, being a superhero/space prince. It's not exactly something that every parent could say about their child." Said Mr. Cade. "But that comes at a great cost. I should know. I sucked at being a father and my boy hates me for it. Saved the Earth hundreds of times, but I missed all of his graduations, school plays, I missed his sports phase where he competed in Martial Arts. You're a Princess in the middle of a war with an interdimensional Conqueror. You were 14 years without your parents, according to what I spoke with King Zenter at your wedding. You two are the most unfit people to be parents... but sometimes great kids come out of unfit parents. I don't want to brag, but for an Alien/Demon hybrid Mutant Superhero, my kid's doing alright, despite my fuck ups as a parent."
"Who are you and what did you do to my old man!?" Asked Nick.
"Your father and I had a sincere talk after Tribble tried to contact you about the pregnancy." Said Aurora. "Our failings, our hypocrisy, everything. I still don't like how you conduct your li regarding Alicia. Unfortunately for me, she has made her choice. I shall not get in the way. A part of me detests you because you're A reminder of your father's indiscretionS... He, on the other hand openly accepted THE reminder of MY indiscretion. This is something I have to improve upon."
"You guys are scaring me. I was half expecting a tirade on how much of a failure I am and stuff. So yeah. I'm going to be a Dad. I'm terrified, because I don't want to be a Fuck-up like you two have made me feel most of my life. I get what you're saying about being streched out too thin. But I'll find a way." Said Nick. "So, when ae we eating?"
"Please count the chairs, Nicholas." Said Aurora.
"Wait, there's 7 chairs" said Nick. "OK, so there's Aurora, the Old Man, Tribble, and me. That makes four. Licia would make five..."
"And your father's OTHER indiscretions make seven. This is a 'Family Dinner' after all." Said Aurora. The only reason Tribble is here is because she carries your father's grandchild. Otherwise, she wouldn't be here. Your sisters are, well your father's daughters, so they have to be here against my wishes. The rest of your concubines are not invited, since this is a family by blood affair." Said Aurora with a bit of disdain in her voice.
"I'll remind you that Alicia is technically my first concubine, so If I were you, I wouldn't speak so disdainfully of MY GIRLS. I would like to end this charade, so I can Return to my girls. bee tee dubs, I finished clearing out my room last night, so here's the key." Said Nick as he dropped a key on the table. "Licia will finish clearing out hers tomorrow afternoon..."
Tribble was sitting silently at the table. "Niklas, what's going on?" Said Tribble telepathically.
"A power play. Aurora is trying to assert her dominance over Alicia, while the old man is trying to exert his over mine. They're trying to push me into the rebellious teenager who teies to move out on his own, fails, and returns home groveling. He thinks I'm acting emotionally, like I normally do..." thought Nick "What they don't know is that Tío Julio, Neronica, Alicia, Barbara, and Celeste have been setting up something to have the MuTeens be a sustainable operation."
Alicia entered with Ashley, Natsumi and another girl who resembled Alicia, but taller.
"Carlotta, what are you doing here!?" Said Aurora.
"Salve, zia Aurora. Cugina Licia told me about her fratellastro getting to be in a parade... and something about a principessa da un'altra dimensione?" Said Carlotta. "Ah, salve, Nicola!" Said Carlotta as she greeted Nick with air kisses on both cheeks.
"Trib, this is Carlotta, Alicia's cousin. Carlotta, lei è Tribble, mia moglie, la principessa." Replied Nick with his hands under the table.
"You're doing the mano a borsa under the table." Sighed Carlotta.
"Lo sai che è l'unico modo in cui posso parlare italiano. Se non gesticolo così con la mano non posso parlare italiano." Said Nick. "Ricordate che io sono un pazzo con il cuore d'oro." Added Nick while stiffling a laugh.
"La tua umiltà è ancora altrettanto inesistente" replied Carlotta while laughing. "Buona sera, My name is Carlotta Maraviglia, Alicia's cousin. It is a pleasure meeting you, your highness." Said Carlotta while doing a curtsy. "Forgive me, your highness, but has anyone told you how much you resemble my cousin Alicia?"
"Indeed they have. That's one of the many reasons Alicia is my best friend! We can wear each other's clothes. Earthlings are really tall and with Alicia, I have someone I can see eye to eye without needing to stand on a chair. Not to mention that Alicia is a great person to be around with." Said Tribble.
"Nicola, Dobbiamo parlare più tardi. Alicia mi ha detto alcune cose. alcune cose strane che devi spiegare." Said Carlotta.
"Domani, perché stasera farò cose più strane. Non sto parlando della serie Netflix" replied Nick.
"Can we stop talking about incest and have a normal family dinner!?" Exclaimed Aurora angrily.
"Normal went out the window the moment two mutated superspies got married and tried to have a blended family." Replied Mr. Cade
"Especially when the stepsiblings are hooking up, the son's girlfriend is creating a harem with his bastard sisters, his childhood friend, his stepsister's former bully, his Interdimensional princess wife, and possibly others, without mentioning that he's a demonic mutant alien superhero prince." Replied Alicia. Carlotta started laughing.
"Aspetta it is not a joke? Nicola is..." Carlotta stood up and left. Nick followed.
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Rooftop:
Carlotta was crying up on the roof. Nick followed her stealthily until he accidentally kicked a soda can. Reacting to the noise Carlotta slapped Nick. When she realized it was Nick she slapped him again.
"Ow! ¿¡Que carajo!?" Said Nick. "What did I do!?"
"What did you do!? You're leading them on, Nicola!" Exclaimed Carlotta
"I did nothing! They all decided to want a relationship and sharing me. In any case THEY'RE leading ME on, Lotta!" Replied Nick
"Che cazzata hai detto, Nicola?" Retorted Carlotta. "Don't lie, Nicola."
"Look, we can talk tomorrow. I have to fullfill a promise that hasn't been fulfilled. Their wellbeing is my priority. They all know what they're doing." Replied Nick.
"Since when do you have sisters? Last time I stayed with Zia Aurora you were an only child!" Said Carlotta.
"Roughly a month or two. It's kind of hard to keep track of time when you're a space Prince/Demidemon/mutant superhero." Replied Nick. "My great grandmother is Lilith... as in the apocryphal first wife of Adam. I think I killed her... I mean, I'm not a Demonslayer, so I'm not entirely sure."
"So you have sex with your sisters?" Asked Carlotta.
"I haven't yet, because I'm speaking with you. So, let me finish our conversation here and tomorrow you can ask me about it. As a Space Prince by birth AND marriage, incest is not that strange. Yes, I'm going to milk my Princely status." Said Nick. "I know it's messed up and weird, Lotta. Please trust me. I wouldn't do anything to hurt your sister. No, I haven't told her. That's something between you and Licia."
***
Cade residence: Nick's room: Summer, 7 years ago:
Nick was lying on his bed staring at the ceiling. When 3 hard knocks on hos door startled him.
"Come in, sir." Said Nick as he stood up.
Mr. Cade walked in. "I had to cash in on some favors. You will start school at the JWB Academy next semester. Alicia and Ashley will be transferred there as well. Your grades BARELY allowed you to get in. Your little stunt earned you special lessons with 'uncle John'. He was quite impressed on how swiftly you were able to acquire a subject, subject them to an interrogation as a 12 year old... now 13. Said Mr. Cade "So, this summer you'll be Bishop's pet project for 4 days a week for a month. Also, Alicia's cousin, Carlotta will be staying here to keep Licia some company. Be on your best behavior. Once Bishop's lessons start, the excuse will be summer school, due to getting expelled."
"Understood, sir." Said Nick. "When is 'cousin Carlotta' coming?"
"I hope that coming is with a single m and an o." Replied Mr.Cade. "I'd say soon."
Aurora opened the door and Alicia shouted: "Daddy, Nick! Cousin Carlotta is here!" Behind Alicia, a young blonde girl about 13-14 years old entered. She resembled Alicia a lot, but older looking. She smiled when she saw Nick.
"Salve Nicola!" Said Carlotta and air kissed Nick on both cheeks as soon as Nick made it to the bottom of the staircase. Alicia growled for a second and Nick bent over to have Alicia do the air kisses thing. Carlotta laughed. "Come stai, Nicola? Ho sentito che sei stato espulso da scuola per aver difeso Licia, questo è vero?"
"Carlotta, lo sai che, nonostante tutto, sono affezionato alle gremlin." Replied Nick. "Lei è mia gremlin e la difenderò per sempre... anche se è cattiva con me." Said Nick and saw Alicia's frown vanish. He was doing the mano a borsa Gesture.
"So, what are we going to do, cousin?" Asked Carlotta. Nick was about to leave when Mr. Cade glared at him. Alicia noticed the stare and a mischievous grin showed up on her face. "Nicola, you must be careful with that gesture. It CAN be considered offensive at times."
"Così mi ha insegnato il maestro Ferrero. Faceva sempre quel gesto quando insegnava." Replied Nick.
"In all fairness, Mr. Ferrero made that gesture because English-speaking students butchered their pronunciation. Nick was a surprise for Mr. Ferrero, because of his Spanish-speaking skills allowed him to pronounce Italian words better." Replied Alicia. "Obviously, I didn't have to take his class, as I'm Fluent." Replied Alicia. "I'll bring the board games! Lotta, don't let Nick escape!" Said Alicia as she ran upstairs.
"We need to talk later." Said Carlotta. Nick nodded as Alicia came back down with various boardgames:
Mall Madness, Girl Talk, electronic Dream phone, Party mania, Heart Throb, and Pretty Pretty Princess.
Nick's face showed a LOT of dismay as ALL the games were PURE Estrogen. Meanwhile Crossfire remained sealed in plastic. Alicia purposely avoided Monopoly because it's long and brings the worst traits on anyone playing. Mr. Cade smiled and went upstairs. The girls had one fantastic afternoon. Princess Nicholas, not so much, as Carlotta took a photo of La Principessa Nicola with her instant camera.
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Cade residence: Kitchen: Later that night:
Nick was grating dark chocolate to prepare some hot chocolate. He had two mugs ready. As he was heating up the evaporated Milk and whisking in the combination of dark chocolate and Nutella, Carlotta sat on a stool. when Nick turned around he almost spilled the hot chocolate.
"Tette, questo è Nicola. Nicola, queste sono le mie tette. Ora che vi conoscete, parliamo." Said Carlotta. "What happened with Licia? The adults don't want to go into detail and Licia won't talk about it. You're the only one I trust to be truthful... proprio come la tua erezione." Said Carlotta giggling as Nick shoved his traitorous penis in his sweatpants.
"Long story short, you know how Licia wants to have a perfect record for college to compensate for her small size. She tried out for cheerleading, where her petite size gave her an unfair advantage. This made the captain of the cheer team feel threatened." Said Nick. " They pulled a nasty and unoriginal prank on her which drove her to attempt suicide." Carlotta gasped. "I found her and accompanied her to the hospital. She knew I was plotting revenge and begged me to not hurt her bullies. Can you believe that?" Said Nick.
"Me lo aspetterei da mia so-cugina!" Replied Carlotta.
"Wait, Alicia's your sister!?" Nick whispered. "Don't try to take it back! I heard it."
"I don't know the details. All I know is that a few months ago, I had a science homework about blood types. I am B+, My mom is A- and my father is O-." Said Carlotta. "According to Alicia, Uncle Aldo is O+ and Aunt Aurora is B+. Alicia is also B+."
"I see." Said Nick. "But that could be a coincidence... You should look for more info before dropping a bombshell like that."
***
MuTeens temporary Hideout: Rooftop: present day:
Carlotta huffed. "You expect me to believe that Licia would accept that or even share you!?"
"It was really hard for her, Lotta. Eventually, she accepted it and promoted it." Replied Nick. "Tell you what, Lotta. Talk with Licia, she can explain better the situation. She might even put up a good word for you."
Carlotta playfully slapped Nick's chest."What makes you think I want to join the group? I have a boyfriend!!" Exclaimed Carlotta.
"No, you don't. You've been eying my crotch while we've talking. Talk to Alicia. Trust me, Lotta. But I gotta go. My sisters are likely to fuck themselves and I don't want to miss that." Said Nick.
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Nick's room:
Ashley was waiting Nick spread eagled and naked. Nick sighed as he kicked off his shoes.
"Real subtle Ash... surprised you didn't have signs saying : 'Nick's penis goes in here'." Said Nick as Tribble and Natsumi enter the room carrying signs that say 'Nick's penis goes in here'
"What are you waiting for onii-chan!? Nee-chan has been waiting for a while now!" Exclaimed Natsumi. Tribble began pulking Nick's pants down. She looked longingly at his erection. Natsumi pulled up Nick's shirt before accommodating herself to get better view of Nick and Ashley. Tribble accommodated herself opposite of Natsumi.
Hovering over Ashley, Nick stole a quick peck on Ashley's mouth. Ashley blushed. "You look so cute when you blush." Said Nick as he kissed her again.
"Stop the romantic foreplay and fuck me, big bro!" Exclaimed Ashley. "Let's play Cersi and Jaime... would you look at that, Summer already came. Huh? Huh?" Nick rubbed his head gainst Ashley's drenched pussy.
"Here's a tip: Don't quit your day job to be a comedienne, Ash. Also, here the tip!" Said Nick as he slipped his dickhead inside his slightly older sister. Ashley let out a moan that was unexpected.
"My devil dick must be amazing amazing, because that's the most unlesbian moan I've heard come out of your mouth!" Said Nick. "Shall I continue, dear sister?" Said Nick while making a Liquid Snake impression.
"Stop being such a girl!" Replied Ashley.
"But you like girls." Said Nick. "Unless you're turning bi! Nick slipped inside a bit more, pulled out with an audible pop and slipped back in.
Ashley tried to reply, but was only able to moan.
"Stop, stop stop! This isn't doing it for me!" Said Ashley. "Lie down and let ME drive, Nick, because you're being too gentle. I want it rough, primal, manly... make me your bitch!"
"Are you sure?" Asked Nick. "Flamingo is the safeword and I stop, OK?"
"Fine." Muttered Ashley. She readied herself to be penetrated by her younger brother. Nick steadied himself and began pumping his dick inside his elder sister's lewd cavity.
Ashley's breasts were jiggling rhythmically matching Nick's thrusts. Her moans had a familiar rhythm. It was.
"Baka!" Yelled Natsumi as she recognized the tune.
Nick picked up Ashley as he laid back on the floor. "Ashley take the wheel!" To which Ashley obliged. She sat down and took Nick completely before wiggling around.
"What's wrong, Ash? I thought you wanted raw, animalistic fucking? What's with this girly bullshit?" Said Nick while thrusting gently.
"Shut up! I'm just enjoying my new dildo." Replied Ashley before giving Nick a passionate kiss. Ashley began to buck her hips. "Oh wow! Wow! Ya-hoo-hoo-hooey!" Yelled Ashley before collapsing over Nick. "Not.one.word." muttered Ashley. "You Creampied me... You're the Best brother EVER!!" Said ashley before play slapping Nick in the chest. "That's for himping me to the annoying Mexican song."
"Gwarsh!" Said Nick before being play slapped by Ashley that again. "So, how was it? Asked Nick.
"It was a perfect 5/7... would do again, but I still prefer girls." Said Ashley. "Looks like my lesbianism beat your devil dick, Nick ."
"She's lying. She enjoyed the gentle Nick more." Replied Tribble. "I witnessed your fraternal loving."
"Well, Ashley, you have just gone all the way. I should rest up a bit for Natsumi's turn." Said Nick as he sat up. Natsumi crawled towards Nick.
"Could I take a rain check, onii-chan?" Said Natsumi in a sad tone.
"What's wrong?" Asked Nick while hugging his younger sister. "Wait! Before you tell me, the answer is yes. I can wait until you're more comfortable with actually doing it."
"Gomennasai onii-chan!" Said Natsumi. "When we do it I want it to be just the two of us. No one else." Natsumi said. "Come...with o and e, you need to bathe. You smell like sex we didn't have."
After getting washed by Natsumi, nick finds Ashley licking Trib's giggy. "Careful Ash, your nephew or niece is inside Trib"
Nick got into bed and Natsumi climbed next to him. "Spoon me onii-chan." Whispered Natsumi before drifting into dreamland.
As Natsumi woke up the next morning, she noticed Nick's dick between her thighs, so she began to rub herself against his dick until the very well lubricted shaft was able to slip the tip onto her eager snatch. "Nick!" Moaned Natsumi. "Wake up! It's time!" Said Natsumi as she tapped Nick's arm. "Akuma no penisu ga watashi no Manko ni hairimashita!"
Nick woke groggily and realized the pickle he was in, or in this case where his pickle was in.
"Natsumi, I'm so- wait! Now!?" Said Nick as Natsumi kept rubbing herself on Nick.
"You need to spread your legs apart so I can have better access. Or better yet, let's stop and get into a much better position." Said Nick as he grabbed Natsumi and got off the bed with her.
"Onii-chan wa totemo tsuyoidesu!" Said Natsumi as Nick softly laid her on the bed and spreading her legs. "Be gentle, onii-chan."
While Kissing Natsumi, Nick positioned himself at her entrance. "Sailors... that's the safeword."
Natsumi giggled at the Shenmue reference. "Ikuze!" Said Natsumi with the intensity of an anime protagonist.
"As you wish." Said Nick as he slipped inside his ninja sister. Moving gently, Nick found a rhythm where Natsumi found pleasurable. "Does it hurt? " asked Nick as he saw Natsumi wince a little. She shook her head as Nick kept moving slowly, letting his sister get used to the Devil Dick.
"Hayaku! Hayaku!" Moaned Natsumi as Nick picked up speed...
"Gotta go fast!" Muttered Nick before humming Sonic the Hedgehog's theme.
"Not that fast!" Replied Natsumi as she wrapped her legs around Nick. "Tsuyoku dakishimete!"
"Hold on!" Said Nick as he grabbed Natsumi and stood up. "I love my mutant super strength!" Thought Nick as he kept loving his Ninja sister. He heard a slight moan that wasn't Natsumi's and realized they had an audience. Using detective mode without his hair going gold, Nick noticed 4 observers. Nick chuckled.
Natsumi clung harder to Nick... "I-I-I-I'm cumming!" She said Before going limp. Nick laid Natsumi down. "You haven't cum, yet..." said Natsumi a bit sad. "I can't let onii-chan get blue balls!" Said Natsumi as she began stroking Nick.
"We have an audience." Nick whispered. "Let's give them a show." Natsumi nodded.
She began sucking Nick and tasting herself as well before jerking Nick off.
"Natsu... I'm cumming..." said Nick with ragged breath. "I gotta believe!!" Yelled Nick as thick strands of semen splashed Natsumi in her face and chest... "Hehehehehehe! I'm Spider-Man!"
"You've been eating pineapple!" Said Natsumi.
"The four peepers can come in now." Said Nick as Alicia, Trib, Ashley and Carlotta almost fell as Nick opened the door. Natsumi dashed to the bathroom to shower. "Wait here, I'll be back." Said Nick before entering the bathroom.
"Suo cazzo è carino." Said Carlotta.
Alicia laughed. "Carlotta, è magico e crea dipendenza."
"Now Natsumi has been touched by Niklas. We were all witness of this act of sibling love." Remarked Tribble very excited. Meanwhile Ashley was a bit on edge. "Tell my deah brotha, that I'll catch up later. I'm going online!" Said Ashley as she digitized herself and jumped into the TV. Nick came out naked carrying Natsumi, who was wrapped in a towel. Sitting on the couch with Natsumi on his lap, he sighed.
"Girls, I understand we're ridiculously open with the topic of intimacy, as most of us present right now are in a relationship with me." Said Nick. "Yesterday, Natsumi requested for her first time to be just her and me. You broke her trust by spying on us. Not cool."
"It's OK, Nick." Said Natsumi. "These things will happen as we're a big peculiar family. I forgive them."
Nick sighed. "While Natsumi has forgiven your transgression. I'm disappointed with Licia, Lotta, and Ashley who most likely went digital to avoid my Wrath. You three have known me for years. Tribble, I get, since we've been together barely a few months." Said Nick. "Let's respect each other's Boundaries. Oh god I'm quoting vice Principal Summers! Who am I and what have I done with me!?" Said Nick while cuddling with Natsumi until she turned into shadow mode and shadowwalked to her room. Once Natsumi left Alicia junped towards Nick and planted a huge kiss on her lips. "Taking advantage that Babs isn't here, eh? Btw, she says moo! She told me to tell you that." Alicia slid down Nick until she reached the floor. She then whispered something to Nick's dick.
Tribble didn't jump, but waited until Nick picked her up and kissed her passionately. Tribble blushed. Nick lifted Tribble a bit more and kissed her belly before putting her down.
Carlotta was blushing and trying to not make eye contact withwith Nick or his dick.
"Vestiti!" Said Carlotta while keeping her eyes closed. Nick grabbed his boxers and a T-shirt before returning to Carlotta.
"Was it Ashley before who told you to spy on me and Natsu?" Asked Nick... "I've got clothes on. You can open your eyes."
Carlotta opened her eyes and saw Nick wearing a white t-shirt and SpongeBob boxers.
"Ashley aveva ragione. Sei molto banale e sdolcinato a letto. E' molto carino. Mi piace molto, Nicola. Ma mettiti dei pantaloni. Non mi fido della tua biancheria intima. Tuo cazzo è cattivo." Said Carlotta as Nick put on some sweatpants hiding his inappropriate SpongeBob boxers. "This January I will begin studying in America. I got into the Central University of Manhattan."
Nick laughed... "Licia is also in CUM. And thabk you brain for that mental image." Said Nick as Carlotta play slapped him. "That's it!" Nick grabbed Carlotta and flung her over his shoulder. "I can't have you girls be so disrespectful towards me!" Nick left his room and went to the rooftop. Carlotta just let herself be carried as Nick rubbed her butt while going up. "Carlotta, il tuo sedere è squisito. Non è troppo duro ma nemmeno troppo morbido. ha la perfetta quantità di fermezza e morbidezza. Oh, adorerei il tuo sedere." Said Nick before putting her down and blocking the access door with a pipe. "Now that we're truly alone, you can speak freely." Said Nick.
"Yes, I'm Going to study here in America and will move to my dorm soon. I wanted to stay close to family, especially since, you know." Said Carlotta.
"Wait!" Said Nick. "We could check with Dr. Joaquina. The MuTeens medical officer. We cIan fully confirm it your theory is correct." Nick removed the pipe and picked up Carlotta. Once he opened the door Alicia and Ashley almost fell.
"Damn that VG Logic!" Muttered Ashley.
"Sorry, Ash, buy can you warn Dr. Joaquina that I'm hitting her office? Said Nick while picking up Alicia and flinging both Maraviglia cousins over his shoulders. Rubbing both butts, Nick grinned. "I'm seriously considering starting a cult to worship the Maraviglia butts! It'sa good thing I really like the girls they're attached to." Thought Nick out loud as he dashed down the stairs.
"Does he really worship your butt, Licia?" Asked Carlotta. "Because I'm actually picturing Nick kneeling to pray at a picture of your butt."
"Haha, very funny, Lotta. It's a 1:1 sculpture." Replied Alicia.
"Why would I need pictures, when the power of your butts is in the palms of my hands!" Said Nick as he entered the sub level of the hideout and dashed towards the medical area. He put down the Maraviglia girls and. Knocked on the door.
"Entra Nicolás. Ashley ya me notificó que necesitas mi asistencia. " said Dr.Joaquina as she took a sip of her cofffee mug. Nick hadn't REALLY paid attention to Dr. Joaquina. It's obvious that she just woke up and barely had time for a cup of coffee... her long black hair held together in a bun by a pen. Wearing her doctor's doctor's coat over a blatantly 80s Garfield Pajama dress and Garfield slippers. While he remembered the doctor having a nice rack, he hadn't spent enough time with her to truly notice her.
Nick shook his perverted thoughts out. "Doc, you already know my stepsister and her unusual condition. This is her paternal cousin, Carlotta. She's the closest living person sharing part of Licia's DNA. I had some shower thoughts that maybe. Again, this is purely theoretical. That if we could use some of Carlotta's DNA in order to give Licia's pituitary gland a small jumpstart and make her look her true age." Explained Nick.
Dr. Joaquina rubbed her chin. "¿Éstas loco, Nicolás? Lo que sugieres es cosa de científico loco. Alterar el ADN de una persona es antiético."
Said Dr. Joaquina. "It would be madness."
"El Doctor Crespo, fue quen utilizó sangre de 'tío John Bishop" para transfusión. El mismo Dr. Crespo que está en esa foto con usted, Doctora." Replied Nick. "¿No se trate de lavar sus manos doctora. O debería llamarla Enfermera Del Pilar? Si, ya la recuerdo, enfermera. Los tratamientos que el 'tío John' requería que tomara por 'miedo a que yo tuviese cáncer como mi mamá.' Pero eso era parte de su plan para crear un ejército de supersoldados." Said Nick. "I know that I was one of select few children. The first two were the Stockman twins. Ashley, Barbara, and I were four to six. Alicia became the third after Dr
Crespo's transfusion to save Baby Licia. We're way past any ethical lines, Doctor."
Nick took a few deep breaths to calm himself. "Doc, you're NORMAL you can't understand the nightmare, that my Dear Alicia had to go through. Being an adult teapped in a smaller body. Especially with Bishop's immortality. She'd be like Claudia from interview with a vampire. All I want is to get her to look in her late teens or early 20s so she can have a chance at life when all of us die. I don't want her to be permanently chained to Bishop." Said Nick. "I'm not saying let's test this on her. I want to see first if it's possible. But for that, we'd need to analyse both
the girls' DNA and Aurora's. Problem is that I want to do this BEHIND Aurora's back. I have a hinch she'd oppose this investigation." Said Nick.
Dr.Joaquina rubbed her chin and pondered. "O sea que ésto me permitiría volver al campo de la Neogenética... aunque de manera clandestina." Said the doctor.
"A pesar de que estaremos trabajando de manera clandestina, debemos de hacerlo de la manera más ética posible. Ya que si se quisieran llevar los resultados a la luz pública, los procesos tendrían que estar en ley." Replied Nick. "So, Doc, are you in?" Nick stretched his hand and gave the doctor a big grin.
"Comenzemos." Said Dr.Joaquina as she shook Nick's hand.
***
Thanksgiving parade, Heroes float:
The rest of the week flew by fast with SyBert doing vigilante work as HellRayzor with Casey and Raph. Nick doing some MuTeens official vigilantism with the rest of the team. He also ended up helping Dr.Joaquina with the Maraviglia project. Barbara returned with good news about Redd's recovery. She even got some training with Neronica. Natsumi opted out of appearing on the float in order to make new outfits for Nick and Ashley to wear. Ashley's outfit was made out of an EPF sneaking suit with color shifting binary code silk screened into it. Her bracers have streamers that resemble old computer ribbon wires. A color shifting domino mask completes the look.
Nick's outfit is slightly more utilitarian. From the waist down is a traditional Military Fatogues pants and military boots. He has his Oversized Belt with an additional decorative chain (meant to be turned into a whip via VG Logic) plus some knickknacks in the pockets to be used as weapons. A Red Turtleneck with a Black bomber jacket with metallic bracers. Ski goggles complete the look. Michelangelo and Venus arrived woth Mondo Gecko and Sally Pride.
"Mondo, this is Nick, the GameDude. Nick, this is Mondo Gecko." Said Michelangelo.
"Dude that Outfit looks like Michael Knight if he was a Final Fantasy main character." Said Mondo.
"You got it, dude!" Replied Nick.
"Yo, Ashley! This is Sally Pride. Sally this is AI" said Michelangelo.
"Hey! Nice to meetcha!" Said both Ashley and Sally before laughing.
"Mondo is the heart of the Mutanimals. The most fun loving member of the group. I'M the gearhead/pilot." Said Sally. "The others are collaborating with Clan Hamato and the MuTeens for watching over the city."
"So you're here to watch over Mondo? Acting like the Jiminy to his Pinocchio?" Asked Ashley. "Because I'm a hacker and I'm here to watch over my videogame obsessed super soldier little brother."
"Ah Venus lovely to see you." Said Nick a little flirtatiously. "Ms. Pride, it's an honor meeting you!" Said Nock whole kissing Sally's paw.
"Careful Sally. Nick loves getting into women's pants." Said Michelangelo. "So, smile and wave? Or can I do some bitchin' chucking?"
"Dude, you better chuck!" Said Nick. "I'll do some fancyyyyy sword moves."
"Did you just reference little Misfortune?" Said Mondo. "That game made me cry!"
One of the parade organizers came by to notify showtime was in a few minutes and it was time to get into pisitions. Mik, Mondo, Venus and Sally hopped to the float. Nick grabbed Ashley and VG Logic super jumped on it.
"Gobble gobble!" Said Ashley very determined as the parade began.
"Dammit, we're stuck behind the Miley Cyrus float!" Said Nick as he smiled and waved while holding a Buster Sword.
"Is it that bad?" Asked Michelangelo. "I kinda dig her music." Said Michas he Michelangelo pulled off a few nunchaku tricks. Mondo Gecko pulled some skateboard tricks while Sally and Ashley smiled and waved. Venus did some tessen fan tricks.
"Dude, we both had crushes on Miley back when she was Hannah Montana." Said Ashley. "If I know my little brother as well as I do. He's trying to get at an angle where he can see her and He just jumped over to her float!" Said Ashley...
Chaos erupted as a series of Mousers began attacking the floats. "Mousers, dudes and dudettes! Guess we gotta work!" Said Michelangelo as he jumped to smash a mouser woth his nunchaku. Ashley possessed a Mouser and attacked other Mousers, while Sally blasted some other mousers. Mondo Gecko tricked some Mousers into following him.
"What the Hell!?" Yelled Miley as a Mouser bit off the mic stand she was using to defend herself. Nick pulled off a Braver and sliced the Mouser in two.
"Saving Miley Cyrus was not in my Thanksgiving bingo cards... Hi! I'm the GameDude and I'll be your superhero rescuer today!" Said Nick in his heroic voice as he slashed three mousers. "So, as the classic movie phrase says: Come with me if you want to live!" Said Nick as he stretched his hand towards Miley.
"Are you always this corny?" Said Miley while rolling her eyes.
"Only when I'm on the job and trying to seem professional in front of a popular singer and former child actress..." said Nick.
"So you're trying to play it cool, because you had a crush on me from my Hannah days." Replied Miley as she grabbed onto Nick.
Nick dematerialized the Buster Sword and turned his chain into a whip. "Are you psychic, because you read my mind? My girlfriend does that all the time. Hang on!" Said Nick as he began using the whip to swing across the street to find a safe spot to let Miley off.
"Your girlfriend is the Mary Sue right... Why wasn't she here?" Asked Miley. "I'm a fan!"
Nick found a rooftop to catch his breath and turned his bracer into a Mega Buster to blast some Mousers from above. "Funny story Miley, this is a distraction. Someone wanted the MuTeens all collected under one spot. I ruined their plans. I may be a corny dork, but Mary Sue loves my sexy brain and magic d- nevermind! Let's get you to Safety." Nick returned his bracer to normal and gave Miley a card.
"That's my phone number, I'm the MuTeens PR manager and since you wanted to Meet Mary Sue, we could coordinate a meeting between you and the entire team. something formal or casual, maybe even do a collab. Like if you have a charity, we could have one or more members do a Meet and Greet or do some volunteer work." Explained Nick. "Trying a bit of a more hands on approach than the standard philanthropic approach of galas and checks. Now that you have been rescued, Let's get you to safety." Said Nick as he grabbed Miley and jumped down.
Once Nick landed he gently lowered Miley as Ashley jumped put of Nick's phone. "Nick, you were right! Someone was using the parade as a distraction. They attempted to hit Lawson Robotics, Dooney Aerospace, and TCRI." Said Ashley. "We need to hit the sewers to meet up with the others. Mikey's getting a Cheapskate ready. You'll ride with Sally as I'll be digital. Oh hi! I'm a huge fan, but Nick, he's an even bigger fan. He loves to sing nobody's perfect at karaoke night. He's a huge dork, but that's why we love him and his remote orgasm power... oops!"
Miley did a spittake and said "Internet-powered superhero said what?" She quickly groaned at her own Hannah Montana reference. "Wait, that's a real power?" Asked Miley. "No way!"
"It's real. It's based on Japanese 'Adult' games." Said Nick as he walked to the nearest sewer cover and Ashley became digital. Using his foot to pop the cover open and catch it with his hand. He made an old school call me sign as he jumped into the sewer and leaving the spawn of Billy Ray Cyrus in a heightened state of arousal.
"Oh sweet nibblets! So close!" Muttered Miley as she realized another Hannah reference slipped out.