MuTeens Gaiden 6:Tynine... Ashley, stop that!
MuTeens Gaiden 6:
Tynine...Ashley, stop that!
Disclaimer: This is obviously a fictional story. Names, people,places are all fictional, even if they're based on real World counterparts. They are parodic imitations that in no way are meant to be the originals. Especially since they're all acting out of character...MuTeens temporary Hideout:
As the Bentley entered the hideout, Miley was still thinking what Nick told her. "I actually made a difference as Hannah. The show may have fucked up my life as a kid, but I saved a life that is paying it forward." Miley thought as everyone else had gotten off the car.
"Penny for your thoughts." Said Barbara. "I could pry, but that would be inappropriate, especially after Nick told me what he told you. How you, as Hannah, saved him. Thank you. I envy you. Despite my powers, I haven't been able to save Nick. He went through hell and back to convince my father to let him date me. When the bomb went off, he did his best to protect me. He tried so hard to wake me from my coma. He fought a ninja assassin in a duel to the death to save Natsumi. He even went on an interdimensional journey to save Ashley. He gives his all for all of us." Said Barbara with a hint of sorrow. "The reason you and Hannah were on the list was my jealousy. I can't compete against Hannah. God, how stupid must I sound saying I'm jealous of a fictional character." Said Barbara whil Milepaed her back.
"I actually get it. After I was done with the mouse, By the way, your boyfriend's a bit of an asshole. He gave me a mickey shaped sex bomb." Said Miley.
"Yeah, he has a fucked up sense of humor. But you have to admit, it's a bit poetic Mickey fucked you over metaphorically and physically." Replied Barbara.
"Thanks to him, now the best sex I've had in my life is with the fucking Mouse! As I was sayong, after I got metaphorically fucked by Mickey, I hated Hannah. I tried too hard to ditch Hannah that I objectified myself. It wasn't until later that I was able to accept that Hannah was a small price to pay. I read his file, you know... Bishop has a Huge file on him, I read it all. I didn't think that much of him. I saw hom as a cocky show off with a massive ego and god complex. Basically, a massive douchebag, but it wasn't until a few minutes ago, that I realized the file is wrong. He's a little kid pretending to be an adult." Said Miley. "I was having my doubts about sleeping with him, but now, I can't allow myself to do it. It would feel predatory on my part, seeing how he feels about Hannah."
"Yeah... I've roleplayed as Hannah before and I've been unlucky of receiving his thoughts. He laments on how he can't show the real Hannah Montana how important she is to him. He's aware that his crush on Hannah is silly, but that'show his heart works. It defies common sense. Then again, I can't be a hypocrite, since I had the biggest crush on Cody Travers... He's a videogame character." Said Barbara. "But we should get going, so you meet the others. I should warn you about Nick's stepsister Alicia. She hates your guts and is excessively overprotective of Nick. You'll recognize her immediately, as she resembles Alice as in the one in Wonderland. Your secret's safe with me... and you and Hannah are off the list, if you ever change your mind."
Barbara escorted Miley to the common area in the temp hideout where the entirety of the MuTeens, Carlotta, Alicia, and Tribble were waiting. Syrus was the first one to approach Miley.
"Greetings Ms. Cyrus. My name is Syrus Stockman, half of SyBertError. Unlike the rest of the team here, I was not a fan of yoyr past endeavors under the House of Mouse. I acquired a taste for your music in your current post-Mouse era and your sultry voice is far more better suited for your current era music than the saccharine dreck you were forced to release under Michael Theodore Mouse." Said Syrus in his high pitched whiny voice.
"Let me guess, he's the pompous nerd who flaunts his intelligence by being a condescending sesquipedalian." Replied Miley. "What? Just because I'm from Tennessee, doesn't mean I'm poorly educated." Miley noticed Alicia scoffing.
Bertram approached Miley with a copy of Bangerz and a Sharpie. "I know this might be seen as tacky, but could you sign my copy of Bangerz? Disc is a bit busted from overplaying on my car before the incident. I'm Bertram Stockman, the other half of SyBertError. Don't mind my brother too much. He's Neurodivergent and is not too used to social norms."
Tribble began waddling towards Miley when Nick picked her up and carried her all the way to Miley. "Thank you H'nah M'nt Ana for saving my Niklas."
"No, honey. Hannah is the character she played on the show. Miley is the real person the actress." Replied Nick.
"Greetings Princess Tribble, Welcome to Earth." Replied Miley. "So you're the famous Space Princess Wife I've heard about..." Tribble nodded.
"Miss Cyrus, if my child is a girl, would it be OK if I named her My'lee H'nah in your honor?" Asked Tribble.
"Only if you let me be her godmother." Replied Miley. Tribble looked confused. "Here on Earth it's something like a Special Aunt/Grandmother figure."
"YES! My child could use another Auntie! Especially one as pretty as you!" Replied Tribble.
"So, the Miley Godmother thing only applies if my Kid's a girl?" Asked Nick.
"Girl, Boy, Non-Binary. I will love that kid a lot!" Replied Miley. "Barbara, Ashley, and Natsumi I already met. I havent met the others."
Alicia was staring at Miley like she was Henry Cavill posing for Zack Snyder's Justice League. Chloe walked towards Miley. "This is a bit weird, but we already met. At the Audition for Bolt." Said Chloe.
"Where you the girl that puked from the nerves or the one that got puked on?" Asked Miley.
"The second one." Replied Chloe. "You got me napkins and I didn't thank you for that, because I wasn't a nice person back then. For what it's worth, It was better that you won the audition."
"That's the active Field group of the MuTeens." Said Nick while carrying Tribble back to her loveseat. He then grabbed Alicia who was trying to escape Nick's hug like a cat about to be showered. "This is the Woman behind the chair, my Alicia." Hearing Nick calling her his calmed Alicia enough to behave cordially towards Miley.
"You are my Nemesis." Said Alicia. "I will tolerate you, because MY Nick asked me to. Hurt him and I'll make your life a living HELL. I can take you in unarmed or armed combat. I've seen your scores... Agent Cyrus. Keep your sweet nibblets away from Nick!"
"Licia! Agent Cyrus is a guest." Said Nick. "She'll be the godmother of your niece or nephew, so please, Behave. Trust my judgment and Barbara's." Alicia calmed down but still stared daggers at Miley.
"Wow, you'd almost think she's your girlfriend rather than your step sister." Said Miley as Ashley began to play an 8-bit rendition of Sweet Home Alabama. Miley looked at Barbara. "Wait whut? Did Ashley just implied, what I think she just implied?"
"I'll be heading put for my date, ta-ta now!" Said Ashley as she digitized herself and escaped through the internet.
"Before Barbara explains everything, this is Carlotta, Alicia's cousin from Italy." Said Nick. "Mmm, girls! Carlotta Maraviglia, meet Miley Cyrus. Ah! I love it! I love bringing people together! How are we?"
"I'm building a harem." Said Barbara. "Basically it's all the girls that love Nick as much as he loves them... so he can have a circle of people who love him and he's no longer alone. All members have equal voice and vote." Said Barbara. "We strive to help each other be better people. The reason Nick asked for the synthetic body double is to have his Grandfather's AI companion have a physical body, as she has watched over Nick as a child. She'd be the first non-organic member... if you allow her."
"This kinda sounds like a weird cult." Replied Miley.
"It KINDA does." Said Barbara. "Then again, blame his magic dick. You saw what it did to Irma. But it's more like a girl's sleepaway camp and a cute boy slipped in by a clerical error and noone noticed."
"So far, the only boundary is that Nick's is the only penis allowed. At the moment, I'm well aware it sounds transphobic, but this policy COULD change if Nick creates a bond with a trans girl and she's willing to join this 'family'." Explained Barbara. "I'm not trying to sell you this as the best thing ever nor recruiting you. It took Nick over a year to accept it. I wanted to give you a heads up, but Ashley accelerated the process."stammered Barbara. "All the girls here have either known Nick biblically or are in the process... excluding you, of course."
"Wait... isn't Ashley a lesbian?" Asked Miley.
"Also, Nick's twin half sister, She recently beat Natsumi and tied with Tribble. I've got the high score, with Licia in second place. Chloe hasn't scored yet. Carlotta joined recently. Her name hasn't been added to the scorecard yet. We only count sessions with Nick. We don't count sessions of us girls." Explained Barbara. "Nick is Ashley's 'straight pass'."
"But they're siblings!" Said Miley. "That's wrong!"
"Yes, society and genetics frown upon incestuous relationships. But this is between consenting adults. Before you ask, Licia is 20. She has a condition exacerbated by a transfusion of Bishop's blood. Now a few years ago, same sex marriages were illegal. A couple of decades before interracial marriages were a big no-no. What two or more consenting adults do in the bedroom is not anyone else's business." Explained Barbara.
"True, but I find it a bit icky and I'm from Tennessee." Replied Miley. "So, are we flying to Puerto Rico?"
"Transmat." Replied Alicia as she made the I'm watching you gesture to Miley. "Nick, before we leave can you give me some love?"
"Licia, you know that Tonight I'm going on a date with Celi and I need my stamina. Besides Tomorrow is your turn, since Trib's preggers." Replied Nick. "Speaking of Trib, I need to carry her." Nick carried Tribble as SyBert brought in everyone's luggage. When he picked up Miley's, SyBert said:
"Just in case, we're doin' it cause we're super strong and can have multiple arms. Not cause we black." Quickly wlking through the transmat.
Nick knelt so Alicia could climb to his back as he carried both petite ladies through the transmat.
"It's perfectly safe. We're not going off-world." Said Barbara. "It's only in off-world transportation that it can be a bit dizzying."
"So, I just walk through it and that's it?" Asked Miley a bit wary.
"Take my hand." Said Barbara. "We'll go together if it makes you feel better."
Miley took a deep breath before taking Barbara's hand and walking through the transmat.
***
Abueobed's secret hangar:
Miley and Barbara walked past the transmat and she began patting herself to make sure everything was OK.
"Seriously, for an EPF Agent, being afraid of a little Molecular level transmission is ridiculous." Scoffed Alicia.
"Listen, fun-size." Said Miley annoyed. "I'm NOT interested in having sex with your stepbrother. Besides, he doesn't either. It's Hannah, not Miley who he wants. I can't be the Hannah he wants. But you and I are a team now. Tribble is carrying your niece or nephew and my godchild. So, for the kid's sake, let's not fight."
Alica stared at Miley. "Only for my niece or nephew... I'm gonna start all over! Reference completely intended." Said Alicia as she shook Miley's hand. A girl with Harley Quinn inspired pigtails went straight towards Alicia and Miley.
"No freaking way... Nico, is this really Miley Cyrus?" Squealed Celeste. "¿Es enserio y no es ninguno de tus chistes?"
"No, Celi. It's really Miley." Said Nick as he put Tribble down on a very comfy loveseat. "Miley, meet my Childhood best friend's little sister, Celeste Wagner-Rodriguez. Celi, meet Miley Cyrus. Reference NOT intended." Celeste hugged Miley before squealing once more and spurting. Stream of ohmygods while running across the hangar.
"She's the caretaker of my grandparents' house and pilot of the Probotector. She's the only 'normal' human member of the MuTeens." Explained Nick. "Also, she's my date right now. Babs, take Miley to the guest room and We'll be back for dinner." Quickly picking up Celeste for a piggyback ride, Nick ran off. Stepping outside the House, Nick and Celi saw her mom. "Vengo rápido, Voy a llevar a Celeste a comer helado."
"Mami, hay que cocinar como para 19 personas. Hay dos mas que comen como Nico." Yelled Celeste as she sped on Nick's back.
"Ay Obed, si vieras a tu nieto. Está peor que tú antes de conocer a Zenobia." Muttered Celeste's Mom. "Viktor, son 4 pollos que hay que freír."
"Nein! Son 6 si hay dos mas que comen como Niko... Gott in himmel!" Exclaimed Herr Wagner.
Nick dashed at athletic speed as he went up the hills to reach the Ice Cream Parlor at the town square.
"Dime que todavía los chinos siguen ahí, purqui no quieru tinir que ir a Lari a cumprar hiladu di maiz. Sun tris huras a pie."* asked Nick.
(*= Nick is mocking the dialect of folks from the neighboring town, Lares. The e sounds sound like i sounds and o sounds sound like u sounds. So I'll translate: "Tell me that the chinese ice cream parlor still exists, because I don't want to go to Lares to buy sweet corn ice cream. It's really delicious. Fun personal fact. My mom had my paternal uncle bring gallons of the sweet corn ice cream EVERY WEEKEND specifically from the ice cream parlor near San Sebastián's town square due to pregnancy cravings. Also, she had to consume copious amounts of salty hard pretzels with Mountain Dew for her cravings. That's not counting the usual gas station pickles.)
" Imperiex Cream? Yeah they still around. Setting my brain to speak English, because of Miley." Replied Celeste.
"After we eat and everyone's settled, we're going out." Said Nick. "No, Miley is not interested in joining ' the family', but that's OK. Si dejan a Barbara, ella crearía su propia nación de novias para mi."
Nick and Celeste reached the shop.
"Dos helados de maiz uno con mucha canela como si fuera a hacer el cinnamon challenge. El otro cantidad normal." Said Nick while panting.
"El normal en barquilla" replied Celeste. After paying Nick and Celi got their ice creams and began walking around.
"I'm thinking of officially moving to Abueobed's houseand commuting to New York via transmat every day." Said Nick. "I can fit the whole operation and more on Abueobed's 'lair'... not to mention being close to you... I'm thinking like Abueobed's is Cat's Lair, and the current New York base is the Tower of Omens..."
"Uh, Nick... I didn't watch Thundercats, that was Johnny." Replied Celeste. "But I kinda get the reference. Let me guess, this is all because of you and Tribble's baby. This is your safe- Fuck!"
A purse snatcher was running in Nick and Celeste's direction. Nick's hair flashed and he rewound time long enough to have him and Celeste move a bit more to the left so when the purse Snatcher would zip by them without crashing into Celeste. Unfortunately for the purse snatcher he would trip with Nick's foot and fall to the ground while Nick stepped on the back of his knee.
"¡SUÉLTAMR CABRÓN! Yelled the purse Snatcher until he realized the cabrón's identity.
"No otra vez!" Said the purse snatcher as Nick realized he was one of the guys he had stopped a few months ago. Pulling some heavy duty zipties, Nick tied the purse snatcher to a lightpost.
"Llamen a la policía, él le intentó robar la cartera a esa señora." Said Celeste as Nick finished gift-wrapping the purse snatcher.
"Shit, I forgot MC is Pescatarian and your Mom's cooking is not vegan friendly. Gotta get some fresh fish and veggies for you-know-who." Said Nick.
"No te preocupes, Mami hizo también viandas com bacalao. Ella sabe que a ti te gusta... pero vas a tener que sacrificarte." Replied Celeste. "I know... 'Hang on Spider monkey"
"Did you just reference Twilight? You REALLY need to get laid." Replied Nick.
"I know, but the guy I have my eyes on doesn't get the memo." Said Celeste a bit exasperated.
"Owww leg cramp leg cramp!" Yelled Nick as he stumbled a bit but was able to flip Celeste into safety. "Sorry... leg cramp."
"Keep moving Mr. Loire... I need you to be well fed in order for me to get some loving." Said Celeste as she got off and walked slightly ahead.
"Remember how we used to ride our bikes down this hill?"
"Was it always this steep?" Replied Nick. "Holy crap, we were reckless..."
"Past tense, Nico? Are you sure about that?" Asked Celeste jokingly as she grabbed Nick's arm. "Ever since I was a little girl, I dreamed of this. Now I feel like Cinderella at 10:30..."
As Nick reached Abueobed's house, he saw Celeste's parents bringing the food. Nick went to help Viktor. "Nikolaus, Ich kann das tragen. Helfen Sie stattdessen Maria Milagros. Sorry, Help Maria Milagros instead. I can carry the chickens."
Nick grabbed one of the pots from Maria Milagros. "¡Gracias Niquito! ¿Para cuando me vas a dar un nieto? Está bien linda tu esposa extraterrestre. Ya quiero ver a Celi con la barrigota." Said Maria Milagros.
"¡Mami por favor!" Exclaimed Celeste. "Nico, take the food to the backyard. We have tabled set up there."
Carrying the pots, Nick saw Chloe and Natsumi setting up the cutlery, Tribble waddling to the table with Alicia on her side. Syrus and Bertram bringing the rest of the chairs and a few coolers full with ice. Barbara was bringing a geill telepathically and some fish.
"I got your messhage, so Mileybot and I did shome shopping." Said Barbara as Viktor began firing the grill.
"Guter Gott! Dieser Fisch ist großartig!" Said Viktor as he began seasoning the fish.
"I'm eating the steamed veggies with stewed cod, but I got some catfish to eat grilled. You're sharing yours and I'm sharing mine. Thank Goodness, Herr Wagner is very knowledgeable in southern cooking." Said Miley.
As everyone got to the table, Barbara stood and said a few words. "Before we dig in and have thish bootiful meal, I wanna thank the Wagner-Rodriguezh family, for being a third family to ush. Though not here with ush right now, my parentsh, Nick'sh Dad and Shtepmom, Dr. Joaquina, who are a shecond family to shome and firsht family to othersh, We can be a bit of a handful. To good ol' Agent Kellogg who ish doing who knowsh what after he got rid of ush... Mosht importantly, the paranoid asshole who got us all together, John Wayne Bishop. Woo! Now thank your god if you believe, if not then the farmersh who raished the food we're going to eat!"
Nick grabbed Barbara before she faceplanted her plate.
"How many beers did you have?" Asked Nick. "You know you can't handle alcohol, Babs."
"Wanna know a shecret. I had shex with Miley Chyrush and it wash fucking aweshome!" Whispered Barbara "Don't tell Nick."
"I'm taking Babs to a bed so she can sleep it off." Replied Nick. "Alley-oop!" Said Nick as he picked Barbara up.
"Whee!! I'M FLYING! OH WAIT I'M A SHUPERHERO... I FLY AND SCHTUFF! WHEE!" Slurred Barbara as Nick brought her inside.
"Jenny! I need you to watch Barbara and keep her hudrated as her body metbolizes the alcohol." Exclaimed Nick as a drone popped out and scanned Barbara. Nick then went to the kitchen for some clean plastic containers.
Once outside everyone was eating and Nick put some food for Barbara in the containers, he went back inside to check up on her. After seeing she was sleeping, Nick went back outside.
"Niklas, can you take me to my room?" Said Tribble as she was waddling towards him.
"You always look so cute, Trib, but when you waddle you look so much cuter." Said Nick as he picked her up. Bringing her inside, Bick took Tribble to her room and kissed her forehead. She had already fallen asleep.
Third time Nick finally got outside, Maria Milagros and Viktor were cleaning all the plates. Ashley and Darcy were eating the last bits of food.
"Sorry, lil'bro but Darcy and I were hungry and you know that the Wagner-Rodriguez food is amazeballs." Said Ashley blushing. Darcy was blushing as well.
"Hello, Cade, or should I say brother-in-law?" Said Darcy.
"I wanna cry now... please tell me that at least there's some catfish left..." said Nick at the verge of tears.
"Nope! Miley and SyBert ate the whole thing amongst themselves." Replied Celeste. "I got some day old rice and some left overs that I can turn into egg fried rice."
"OK..." said Nick sadly. "It's not the lack of food that's making me sad it's that finally I had an excuse to do this!" Said Nick as he used VG Logic to change his outfit into Toretto's. "I wanted to talk about Family and drink Coronas but now I look like a moron in front of my girlfriend, her parents, and Miley freaking Cyrus."
"I've gotten used to your adorkable personality." Said Miley while sipping a Corona. "Two sips. That's all Barbie drank. Didn't think she was that much of a lightweight. Now *I* feel like an ass."
"Don't. Were you two sober?" Asked Nick while miley nodded. "Did both parties consent?"
"Yeah, but..." said Miley.
"That's all that matters. To be honest, the only thing I'm jealous about is that I didn't get to watch." Nick interrupted. "We agreed that You and I would not have sex, make love, or engage in coitus. I will respect that, just as if any of the girls wants to engage in sexual act with you, i won't be mad about it. The only rule that THEY imposed is that the only penis they will interact with is mine. I didn't ask them to do that, but they chose to." Nick smiled as he removed the baldcap. "Jenny, please tell me that you got footage of the dinner AFTER I took Barbara away."
A tiny hologram popped up replaying the dinner. "I believe some of this footage can be used as B-roll footage for the promo with Ms. Cyrus." Said Jenny. "Barbara's system has metabolized 95% of the alcohol and is currently under rehydration. I notified Celeste about this in case she has to whip up an extra portion of egh fried rice."
"I must assume that's the AI you want to use the Synthetic body double for." Asked Miley.
"Pretty much. Gimme a sec. Licia time in 3, 2, 1."
"Niiiiiiick!" Yelled Alicia.
"I'm coming with one m and an o!" Yelled Nick.
"But I want it with an u and a double m!" Replied Alicia.
"So, he really is like that?" Asked Miley as she drank another sip of beer.
"Yup. He might be a bit lecherous, a huge dork, completely oblivious to girl's signals at first... but once he becomes yours, he's a lover, a fighter, a brother, a best friend, a father, a son, a confidant, a hero. For is, he would carry the weight of the Earth on his shoulders and walk a thousandiles barefoot over broken glass and othwr harsh conditions." Said Celeste as she cracked open a bear of her own.
"So how did you fall in love with him?" Asked Miley before grabbing a second beer.
"I was five and he was six. We didn't rid horses made of sticks. Sorry, once you spend so much timw with Nico you learn to catch references and acknowledge them." Said Celeste. "It was after his parents divorced and before the cancer hit his Mom too hard. There's a small field behind the property line. Nico is terrified of Snakes. Always has been. So we were playing on the field and I fell down a hole. It was a snake pit. My brother, Johnny went to look for my Dad, but Nico jumped straight into the pit and had me climb him to get out of the pit. Once i got out, he realized what he had done and froze in fear." Said Celeste.
"Two years later he had to move out after both his mom and grandparents died mysteriously close to each other. His paternal uncle contacter my parents regarding his grandparets estate and
How the will stated that my family had the authority to manage certain accounts for the purpose of being caretakers of the house until Nick comes of age." Explained Celeste. "I had mostly moved on with my life until he somehow ended up back here. All those repressed feelings came back and we've been taking it slow since. I'm not going to lie it's fucking weird at times, but we all support each other." Said Celeste while downing her beer.
"He's the knight in shining armor that every little girl dreams of." Said Miley. "I can see why you all fell for him. He has this je ne sais quoi, that makes girls moist, but I feel he's 'too pure' for me. With that said he'd be a great friend." Said Miley whole taking another sip.
Nick came back with a glass of whiskey on the rocks and sat on a chair facing west.
"Sure, watching the sundown on the beach would be better, but I think I understand now, Abueobed." Said nick while drinking a sip of whiskey.
"I never pegged you as a whiskey drinker." Said Miley. "I thought you'd drink milk."
"In order to never forget the atrocities of war, yes... but I just had a bowl of the best egg fried rice I've eaten and I need some liquid courage so I'll be able to see Celeste as a grown woman and not my childhood friend's little sister." Said Nick.
"The one that you jumped straight into a snake pit to save while being terrified of snakes." Said Miley.
"She told you!?" Replied Nick. "I was such a dumbass."
"Maybe, but kinda badass if you think about it. Picture it. Celeste falls into the snake pit. She yells for help. Bonnie Tyler's Holding out for a hero begins to play as you dash to the place where Celi fell. Her brother runs for help. You frantically look for something to use to pull her out and find nothing then you jump into the pit as the song reaches the chorus line: 'I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night.' As you land in the 3 point superhero landing, you stand and smile at Celi while extending your hand to her. As she takes your hand the chorus goes: 'He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be fresh from the fight.' I know the song is a bit overplayed." Said Miley.
"That's actually what was playing in my head as I jumped to the pit. I even yelled 'Oscar you will not get away! I am really pissed off!' before jumping." Replied Nick. "In hindsight it would've made more sense if Celi's brother, Johnny had yelled that instead of me. Short Circuit 2..."
"Best usage of Holding Out for a Hero before Shrek 2." Replied Miley.
"You take that back..." snapped Nick.
A giant sign saying Marvel's Civil War popped up as ashley laughed like a madwoman. "Don't bither arguing with Nick about movies, TV shows, and videogames. Is almost as futile as arguing movies and TV shows with me." Said Ashley as she kissed Darcy.
"Are you guys going to use the pool?" Said Ashley as she stripped and jumped into it. "Jump in Darce, the water's great!" Darcy blushed.
"Ash, but your brother and Miley are here!?" Said Darcy bashfully.
"Darcy, I've already seen you naked and take 5 guys at the same time. So seeing you skinny dipping is nothing new. Now if you wanted to show me something new it would be if you were making love with me and you'd let me inspect your insides." Said Nick. "You haven't been granted a seat, much less the rank of Master."
"You really are a dork." Said Miley as she laughed. "Celi, be careful otherwise you're going to end up being bitten by a venomous one-eyed snake!" Said Miley as she went back inside. Celeste blushed.
"You know, a dip in the pool might be a great idea." Said Celeste as she stripped. Nick gulped hard. His childhood friend's kid sister was getting naked in front of him.
"Harry cast the Patronus spell all over Ginny's face!" Squealed Ashley as Harry Potter music began to play. Darcy laughed. "Jump in, Nick. Besides everyone here has seen you naked... wait, you still haven't sealed the deal with Celeste and Darcy hasn't seen you naked... oh wait she did, when you made sweet love to Irma...Jump in. You've got nothing that hasn't been inside me already!" Said Ashley. Nick stripped down to his boxers and was pitching a tent.
" I would've doubled my efforts to break you and Ruiz-Reid apart." Said Darcy.
"Darce, the only thing you'll be able to do is watch it and touch yourself imagining your dildo is him. You're on the do not ride list. Better get on your knees tomorrow and beg Barbara for forgiveness." Said Ashley as Nick discretely slipped in the pool. Celeste quickly swam in front of Nick guarding his penis from Darcy. Nick whimpered as Celeste grabbed his dick and said. "Éste es mío y en mi cosita tú lo vas a meter."
Ashley grabbed a beachball and threw it towards Nick. He punches the ball and hits Darcy in the face as it bounces back to Nick, he jumps out of the water while twirling and kicks it towards Ashley, who punches it back at Nick. "Did you just jecht shot my girlfriend!?" Said Ashley.
"Sorry Darcy... Curaga!" Said Nick as the slight bruise of the beachball was healed. "Ash, you know better than that! Throwing balls at me is dangerous!"
"I thought you were gonna DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGEEEEE!" Replied Ashley. "But seriously, why did you jecht shot my girlfriend?"
"Purging out the last of my bad blood towards her... would be the badass thing to say." Nick responded. "My instincts locked on the not My girls target. Again, sorry Darcy. Is a more honest response."
"I'm OK now..." said Darcy as she kissed Ashley.
Celeste quickly kissed Nick. "Tengo una idea." Said Celeste as she beckoned Ashley with her finger.
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Entering the poolhouse. Celeste kept the lights off. "I had some of my toys and games ready for tonight, but Ashley and Darcy kinda ruined my plans." Said Celeste as she locked the doors. "This is my playroom" said Celeste as she turned on the lights and a sex dungeon that puts Christian Grey's room to shame. "I have a bit too many toys and games and I need partners. We shall go down the rabbit hole of depravity. There are a few rules: No harming or injuring the other person. No scat play at all. I'm still traumatized by two girls one cup." If you do watersports, you'll have to clean up. We stop when the safeword is said. The safe word is Superman! Last but not least, does everyone consent?"
"Can we have a nothing other than tongues up my ass?" Said Nick.
"Pussy!" Yelled Ashley. "Uh, what's with the DC gimpsuits?"
"I know Nico likes roleplaying and a Gotham themed fuck fest was the best thing I could do to combine my devices and his roleplaying fetishes." Replied Celeste as she picked a Harley Quinn inspired bondage suit and put it on. She took a Poison Ivy themed suit. "Let me put this away. Nico, Have Ashley wear the Spoiler themed suit and wig. Give Darcy the Cassie Cain Batgirl gimp suit." As she took the Ivy suit to another room. "Nico, your suit is here."
"I can't see with this outfit." Said Darcy a bit muffled by her mask. "Ash? Nick? Celeste? Why is everyone quiet?"
Ashley and Celeste brought a weird platform and strapped Darcy's legs to it. ThenAshley bent Darcy over while Celeste handcuffed her to the platform. "You look so delicious like that, Darce. Said Ashley as a hand began rubbing Darcy's ass before removing the crotchpiece held together to the belt by velcro. Feeling a dildo being rubbed against her, Darcy moaned. To her, this invisible lover was showing some passion by rubbing her and making her incredibly wet.
"Darcy, before we continue." Said Celeste. "Do you consent to be penetrated by a partner you can't see their identity and it is most definitely NOT Ashley?"
"I consent!" Said Darcy as she felt a female hand rub her eager slit and toying with her clit. The mysterious girl rubbed some lube on yhe strap-on she was wearing and slipped the rip inside.
"Oh Jesus!" Screamed Darcy as she felt the tip inside her.
The mysterious lover began thrusting hard as Darcy moaned. "Use me! Oh God, Yes!" Screamed Darcy as her lover slapped her butt. Another lover removed the mouth cover of Darcy's mask and put a cock in her mouth and darcy began to suck on it as the other lover pounded her from behind. The oral lover grabbed the bat-ears of the mask and pushed herself further down Darcy's throat. Then the oral lover stopped and moved to Darcy's breasts and fondled then through the thin spandex covering them. "I'm cumming hard!" Yelled Darcy before getting the mask ripped off.
"Know your role, bitch." Said Barbara as she drove Darcy over the edge. "Ashley may be your girlfriend, but I am your Mistress. Tonight, your purpose will be to bring sexual satisfaction to the four of us as we use you like the sex toy you are."
"Yes Mistress." Said Darcy as her orgasm subsided. Ashley stopped playong with Darcy's breasts and started to eat her out.
Barbara tied up Celeste in a compromising position as Nick came out wearing a full on Arkham Knight Batsuit.
"Holy cosplay" said Ashley. "Steph was a Robin so I can use the 'Holy blank' Robin phrase."
"I am vengeance... I am vengeance... I am vengeance..." Nick kept repeating until he found a voice passable for a Kevin Conroy impression. "I am vengeance, I am the night... I! Am! Batman!!" Ashley tuened the platform Darcy was on so she could see this.
"Where is the Joker, Harleen!?" Asked Batman.
"I AIN'T BETRAYING Mistah J, B-Man! Unless you use your bat tongue to eat my pussy!" Said Harley Quinn whose bindings had her spread eagled and her glistening pussy exposed to the Dark Knight. Batman walked to Harlto's face and put a blindfold on her.
"I don't eat pussy. No self respecting member of the Justice League does." Said Batman. "But I happen to know someone who does. Give me a second while I bring forth..."
"Billionaire philanthropist and Professional Female Body Inspector, Bruce Wayne." Said Nick while making a Bruce Wayne impression. "Hello, Batman. How can I be of service?"
"Harleen Quinzel has information on the Joker, but will only reveal it if her vagina is stimulted lingually." Explained Batman as Ashley, Darcy, Barbara, and Celeste tried to remain in characterwhike Nick kept switching between Batman and Bruce Wayne
"So all I have to do is eat out Joker's sidekick. Does she have any STDs I should be aware of?" Said Bruce a bit panicked.
"She's clean. I tested her before asking this of you, Mr. Wayne. This will make some great conversation in your next charity event. Have some bat condoms just in case you want to stick your ward in crazy..." replied Batman while making a creepy looking grin because Batman doesn't laugh or make jokes.
"Thank you for the meal I'm about to eat!" Said Bruce as Batman removed his cowl and dove between Harley's legs. Savoring her juices, poking and prodding every inch of her vagina before kissing Celeste's clit and laughing. Nick dropped to the floor laughing almost Joker-like.
"SUPERMAN!" Yelled Celeste and Barbara quickly untied her whole Nick struggled to control his laughing.
"What happened?" Said Nick. "Why did we stop? I was about to bring out the Batman of zur en arrh who would've licked Harley's butthole to counteract the Joker toxin."
"That... that's what happened. You got so in character that you were going to leave me tied up to look for the Joker..." said Celeste annoyed. "Nico, let me go." Said Celeste when nick grabbed her hand.
"No. I will not let you go. I made that mistake far too many times." Said Nick as he hugged Celeste. "Our first time should be Nico and Celi... no roleplay, no costumes, no kinky craziness... Let's do this right. Maybe let them watch since they're already here."
"Prove to me that you're serious about this and drink my pee." Said Celeste as Nick opened his eyes real wide.
"Don't you dar mention a Bear Grylls reference, Nick!" Said Barbara telepathically.
"Good. You resisted making a man vs wild reference. Now KNEEL BEFORE CUNT!" Said Celeste as Nick knelt before her and latched on to her pussy to receive her golden nectar. Celeste sighed as she relieved herself in Nick's mouth. Nick kept licking her once she finished.
"Now that you have proven yourself, let me return the favor." Said Celeste as she removed the codpiece of the Batsuit to gain access to Nick's hard dick. She kissed the tip and said: "Nico can you be like Elsa and let it go"
Nick did as instructed and Cemeste drank his pee... "¡Puñeta! I can't believe you actually did it. I thought you were going to back down." Said Celeste. Ashley popped up a clip from a hentai OVA and both Nick and ceste stared daggers at her.
Celeste and Barbara began helping Nick to remove the rest of the Batsuit as Nick then began removing the Harley themed bondage suit. "Ahora somos tú y yo, Celi." Said Nick as he kissed her. Celeste slowly pushed Nick to the floor as she positioned herself and slowly impaled herself down Nick's meatstake. This cause Nick to try and sit up but Celeste kept pushing him down.
"No, Nico, stay." Said Celeste as she kept riding Nick. "Let me show you what I can do!" Celeste began squeezing Nick's devil dick tightly using her muscles.
"Holy Hylia!" Said Nick as Celeste was alternating pressure with her kegels. "Damn Celi... you're amazing! Muttered Nick as he was able to sit up and hig Celi. "We are now one, Celi. Let's cum together."
Barbara was fingerblasting herself while Ashley grabbed a double headed dildo and began slapping Darcy's butt with it.
Barbara came hard and so did Darcy, whise legs were trembling. "I gotta believe!!" Yelled Nick as he pumped his demon seed inside Celeste and she came as well. Holding her tight and kissing her, Nick whispered. "Wow..."
"Wow to to you too." Said Celeste. "Wow... I just made love to Nico... I felt your heart, your soul, and wow..."
"I felt your soul, your heart, and your love. We could roleplay some other time, but I wanted you to feel that." Said Nick as barbara walked towards them.
"Celi, welcome home. You are now officially part of the sisterhood of Nick's girls." Said Barbara with an ominous voice. "You obviously had a shoo-in with your history together. But the next order of business. Dicks on Darcy." Darcy gulped. "As an outsider with Negative history towards us, she has to prove herself."
"Bullshit!" Exclaimed Ashley. "Chloe nearly killed Alicia and she was accepted. Tribble is way more of an outsider and she was accepted! Why can't Darcy?"
"Ash. They're right. YOU got to neet the real me. They have the image of Bitch Darcy. I need to earn their trust. For years I was a cunt, especially to Rui-Barbara. Can you release me so I can properly apologize?" Said Darcy.
Nick went and unshackled Darcy. Barbara was staring daggers at Nick. "That's enough, Barbara Ann." Said Nick. "This petty Highschool grudge needs to end. Darcy sumbitted herself to you. She accepted her bisexuality and is currently dating my sister." Nick grabbed Darcy and picked her up. "Celi. Could you please go watch over Tribble, so I can mediate this situation?" Celeste got dressed and left. "Now, we four are the only ones involved in the Babs v. Darce dilemma. How can we solve this peacefully?" Said Nick as he set Darcy down. "Darcy, would you let Barbara and me to probe your mind?"
"No. I don't accept, because it would be unfair. I'll be in a compromised position as the telepath has enough reasons to be biased against me." Said Darcy. "I wish there was a way to prove that I'm telling the truth. Wait, you can do telepathy?"
"Not really." Said Nick. "If a Telepath were to use their telepathy on you, I can mimic their telepathic connection by using a Mime."
"Videogame Logic allows him to do that." Explained Ashley. "But as far as I know he can't read your mind" said Ashley in a Psycho Mantis voice.
"Psycho Mantis!" Both Nick and Ashley exclaimed before Nick ran to the other room and put on a gimp suit and a gas mask.
"Ahh, I am Psycho Mantis! Now let me read your mind..." said Mantis Nick as he floated in front of Darcy. Ashley played some fitting music in the background. "You cannot resist my power as there is no controller port 2. I cam read yoy like an open book."
***
JWB Academy: Girls Locker room: 6 years ago:
A group of girls were changing into their gym uniforms. Amongst them were Darcy and Barbara.
"Did you hear one of the new kids beat up Syrus Stockman?" Said one of the girls.
"Big deal beating up Syrus is ridiculously easy. That Freaky midget beat his ass earlier today." Said another girl.
"Then again, Syrus is an insufferable prick! Why can't he be like Bertram. He's so cool!" Said a Third girl. "I heard Chad got kicked in the junk after asking the new goth girl out and being rejected."
"I wish Chad asked me out, but the new guy is kinda cute. What do you think, Darcy?" Said the second girl.
"Chad's a massive douchebag and I haven't seen the new guy, so I can't talk about him." Replied Darcy.
The first girl drew out her cellphone where we see Nick sneaking up behind Syrus who was making mocking remarks about Alicia. "What did you say, Urkel?" Asked Nick as Syrus turned around just to be punched in the face. "If I ever catch wind of you belittling or insulting Alicia Maraviglia again, I will come for you, surface-dwelling lamb and I'll slaughter you." Syrus peed his pants and a teacher had to interve.
Barbara was intrigued when she heard the expression 'surface-dwelling lamb'. It couldn't be a coincidence. "A bit rough around the edges, but he seems interesting." Said Barbara.
"Ooh! I think someone has a crush on the new guy! Said the second girl.
"Oh please, Barbara is too smart to fall for that white knight routine." Scoffed Darcy. "Right?"
"I don't know, but he seems interesting..." replied Barbara as she finished changing and left the locker room.
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JWBA Gymnasium: 15 minutes later:
Gym class had started and Barbara hadn't shown up. "Barbara is never late to class." Darcy thought. "This is horribly out of character for her..."
Barbara finally arrived to class. Coach looked concerned as he said: " You are late, Miss Ruiz-Reid. Is there something wrong?"
Barbara took a deep breath and said: "Nothing."
Coach looked confused. "Being late without a reasonable motive for Detention. As much as it pains me, Miss Ruiz-Reid, you'll have to stay after school for detention." Barbara was trying to hide a smile. "Also, 10 laps for being late."
"I understand, coach. Rules are meant to be followed and I failed there. I accept my punishment." Said Barbara in a sad tone.
"What the hell!? You, Detention!? It's that new guy, isn't it?" Whispered Darcy. "You can't throw away your future for a Guy, much less a bully!?"
"Relax, Darcy. I'm just curious about him. I just want to meet him in 'his natural habitat'. It's far less awkward than me talking to him in a hallway. We have a reputation to maintain, afterall." Replied Barbara. "Besides, it's not like I can have male friends with Daddy around."
"Yeah... it was funny when he dropped Chad in the Panamanian jungle last semester." Said Darcy while trying to hold back her laughter.
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JWBA hallway: A few hours later:
Darcy was hiding between lockers when Redd showed up. "New Kid, you are so fucked!" Thought Darcy as Redd stared at Nick with disdain.
"My daughter is off-limits, especially to a Cade. Get out of my sight!" Said Redd while looking down on Nick.
Nick stood tall. "No. I will not walk away. I am standing in front of you, because I respect and appreciate her. Whatever beef you have with my progenitor, that's between you and him. I intend to be your daughter's friend and if that relationship were to change, I will come and speak to you face to face." Redd grabbed Nick by the shirt. "You think beating me up would prevent me from being your daughter's friend? Punch away, knock me out, no matter what I'll stand up. If God himself stood between us, I'd fight God for your daughter." said Nick with bravado.
Darcy sighed. "This bozo is either incredibly brave or incredibly stupid." She thought. "Everyone knows that Red Demon Reid's baby girl is out of reach... No boy can approach her and come out unscathed. Luckily, Mr. Reid has ignored the ultimate choice, me." Darcy thought.
Unfortunately for Darcy, watching Barbara wave goodbye to Nick was like being showered with a bath of icy cold water.
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Ruiz-Reid residence: 68 minutes later:
Darcy rang the bell and waited for a minute until Barbara showed up.
"Oh, hey Darce!" Said Barbara as Darcy looked angry.
"I can't believe you got detention for a bully." Said Darcy angrily.
"He is not a bully!" Replied Barbara.
"Puh-leaze! Don't tell me you're buying his bullshit!" Replied Darcy "I forbid you to go out with him! Don't deny me my chance at happiness!" Yelled Darcy as she knelt before Barbara. "Please, I'm begging you! Don't do this to me."
"Darcy, you're my best friend. Please understand. I don't understand it myself, but I feel we are inexplicably drawn to each other and I want to explore that." Said Barbara.
"Barbara Ann Ruiz-Reid. Are you willing to put our friendship on the line for some random guy you just met!?" Said a tearful Darcy.
"I'm sorry Darcy." Said Barbara.
"I Hate you! I HATE YOU!!" Yelled Darcy. "You refused my friendship, now we're Bitter Enemies!" Yelled Darcy as she left.
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Dixon Residence: 34 minutes later:
Darcy was in her room crying. Her twin sister, Darla entered the room. "What's wrong Darcy?" Asked Darla a she comforted her sister.
"Barbara chose some guy over our friendship! It hurts, Darla! I feel like garbage!" Weeped Darcy as her twin kept consoling her.
"What are you going to do now?" Said Darla while dreading the answer. "She will PAY for her betrayal, but I will destroy Nicholas Cade for stealing Barbara away from me!" Said Darcy as she laughed maniacally.
"Did you even TELL HER HOW YOU FELT?" Asked Darla. Darcy shook her head.
Nick removed the gas mask as he landed amd hugged Darcy. She stood there confused. "Why are you hugging me?" Said Darcy. "I've hated you for years. Why?"
"You spent years trying to have your revenge against me. You tried many times with over the top attempts to take me down. You did it out of love for Barbara. A Warped take on love, but Game recognizes game. Your attempts at pushing us apart pushed up closer. For that I thank you. In your position, I would've had a similar point of view, but I would've been succesful..."said Nick. "I don't mean it as a jab Against you, but My revenge plan track record speaks for itself. I'm hugging you because we're kindred spirits."
"So that's it? All's forgiven?" Asked Darcy.
"Darcy, Darcy, Darcy. You think it's that easy? That I'll forget what you did for all those years? You want to be my sister-in-law, but how can I trust that you're not hurting Ashley in order to get to me?" Said Nick. "I had to do some interdimensional travel in order to save Ashley. I'm telling you this, to let you know that I would do anything for my girls and depending on the circumstances, I may put aside my moral compass." Nick kissed Darcy's forehead. "We're going to become friends and I will get acquainted with the Dixon Twins and maybe we'll become 'family'."
"Nick, you're ovwrdoing it." Said Barbara.
"Like Hell I am!" Said Nick. "Did you know that Darcy was Redd's little informant?" Said Nick angrily. "Not only she had your Dad informed on what was going on with your life, but she used your Dad as an enforcer against girls and in some cases teachers." Nick's hair flared as it turned gold. "Grrrrraaaaaaahhhh" Yelled Nick before collapsing. Tears were flowing freely. "Darcy." Said Nick as he stood up again. "Do you currebtly have feelings for Barbara?" Darcy shook her head. "What about Ashley?"
"I-I think I love her, but I need some time to figure it out." Darcy replied. "You are more conplicated. I Feel a combination of anger, lust, fear, and regret."
"I get, fear, anger, and lust, but regret?" Said Nick. "I don't get it."
Ashley began to suck Nick's dick as Darcy looked disgusted. "He's your brother!? Why are you doing this Ashley?"
Ashley pulled off herself from Nick's and an audible pop was heard. "Sit next to me, Darce." Said Ashley as she gave her hand to Darcy. After taking Ashley's hand, Darcy knelt in front of Nick.
"Long before I met Nick, I had an imaginary friend called Raymond." Said Ashley as she resumed Sucking Nick. "He looked exactly like Nick. Raymond made my heart skip a bit and made my kitty feel funny." Said Ashley as she placed Darcy's face very close to Nick's hard dick. She had Darcy kiss Nick's dick and suck it.
"Long before I met him. My heart belonged to me. Nick will always be number one. So, don't make me choose, otherwise, you'll lose."
Darcy gasped when she felt Nick gently caressing her cheek. "I'm going to lie down Darcy." Said Nick as Darcy kept in sucking Nickand accommodating herself atop of Nick and offering him her very wet snatch. As he is a gentleman, Nick obliged and took care of Darcy's eager pussy. Her legs began to tremble as she reached climax. If it hadn't been for Nick grabbing her, Darcy would've toppled over Nick who began spurting inside her mouth. He came so hard that some of his cum was escaping Darcy's nose. She hungrily kept sucking. "That's enough, Darcy.." said Nick and Darcy stopped begrudgingly.
"Ashley, you weren't kidding. It's the best dick I've ever had, but I should accept that this is just a tease and that I'll never be loved by Nick." Said Darcy. "I don't deserve his love, Barbara's forgiveness, or your love, Ash."
Barbara walked towards Darcy. "We could've solved this issue so long ago, if you had been clearer with me. In fact you probably would've been a MuTeen as well..." said Barbara. "I just want my childhood friend back." Tears were streaming down both Darcy and Barbara.
Ashley was straddling Nick. "My little brother's dick restored a broken friendship. I can't wait until Darcy gets stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey."
"You just enjoy watching me make love." Said Nick.
"Almost As Much as I LOVE getting my brother's delicious creme filling in me." Said Ashley as she climaxed. "Don't stop until you cum..." said Ashley as she went limp on Nick. Barbara was sucking on Darcy's breasts as Darcy was plunging a finger in Barbara's pussy.
*Breep! Breep!*
"Wait, what? it's 9:30?" Said Nick. "I know it's a bit boring, but we need to go to sleep, since tomorrow it's the MuTeens annual Karaoke contest... Darcy, Miley, and Tribble will be judging." Said Nickas he carried Ashley to the shower. Barbara the same with Darcy. Once the four exited the Poolhouse. Waiting for them was Miley.
"You need to soundproof the poolhouse. I heard most of the orgy/CW drama out here. I wanted to talk to you, Cade." Said Miley.
"Sweet nibblets, Nick!" Said Barbara. "You've been demoted to Cade." The girls left and Nick stayed with Miley.
"So, Agent Cyrus." Said Nick. "What seems to be the issue."
"I know it's none of my business, but, I like you guys, the MuTeens as a whole... as a friend, I'm worried that you're biting more than you can chew." Said Miley. "The more plain humans you add to your girlfriend's harem, you're giving yourself more weaknesses. Is it fair to paint targets on all of them?"
"Thanks for the advice. I don't exactly have a plan, but I will do everything in my power to protect them." Said Nick. "Wanna play a board game?"
"Do you have Mr. Bucket?" Said Miley. "Because i ain't playing that or Twister."
"Twister is understandable, since it lends itself for some involuntary grinding and you wouldn't be able to handle my dick so close." Replied Nick.
"Hah, you wish." Said Miley. "But I don't play Mr. Bucket. I don't want your balls on my top or my mouth." Miley laughed.
"You're high!" Said Nick. "I can kick your ass in pretty Pretty Princess... or we can play Mall Madness..."
"No, don't say it..." replied Miley.
"Hannah Montana edition!" Nick squealed like a schoolgirl. "We can even wear Hannah wigs and be twinsies."
"Nick, you asshole! It's on like Donkey Kong!" Replied Miley. "You want Hannah Montana... you're gonna get Hannah Montana, but first I need to ask Natsumi if your videogame juju works on boardgames."
***
Abueobed's backyard: Saturday:
Maria Milagros and Viktor had brought a vegetarian friendly breakfast and meat on the side to appease the MuTeens and company. Once that was done, Nick picked up Tribble as Brabrara escorted everyone else to the hangar where Jenny had taken the Mileybot and reconfigured her appearance to that of Selphie Tilmitt.
"Princess Tribble, D'Arcy Daniels, and the bestest thing that came out of the House of Mouse, the one and only Miley Cyrus!!! Please sit down here at the judges table!! BOOYAKA!! Rules are simple. Judges, you listen to a song and you rate it with one of 3 folding fans: red is bad, yellow is Ok, and green is excellent! Let's give our audience a little sample..." said Jenny. "Train, train, take us away~
Take us away, far away~
To the future we will go~
Where it leads no one knows~" sang Jenny. Tribble raised the yellow fan while Miley and Darcy raised the red fans.
"Owwww! Wait until Sir Laguna shows up and rocks your panties off!" Said Jenny. "Now will the first contestant for the first annual MuTeens Karaoke kontest step up!?"
Syrus walked up to the mic. "Hit it." He said in his usual whiny voice. Music began to play.
"As the snow flies, on a golden gray Chicago morning a poor little baby child is born in the ghetto" sang Syrus with a surprisingly deep voice and the chorus was sung in his normal voice.
"And his mama cries. (In the ghetto in the ghetto)"
Tribble whispered something in Jenny's ear and then she whispered on Tribble's ear back. Tears began to stream out of Tribble's eyes once she understood the meaning of the word ghetto and the song itself. She raised a green fan. So did Darcy and Miley.
"You most definitely need to use that voice more often Syrus." Said Miley. "Your performance gave me shivers down my apine in the most excellent way."
"I felt the raw emotion and pain from the song. Amazing!" Said Darcy.
"Suddenly the 3point system got broken in a single performance." Said Jenny. "Keeping it in the family, our next contestant is Bertram!
Bertram got up to the Mic. "Jenny, play my song." Said Bertram. "Yeeeeah! Here comes Aaaaamos! Now Amos Moses was a Cajun
He lived by himself in the swamp
He haunted alligators for a livin'
He just knock 'em in the head with a stump"
Bertram kept singing while not noticing the discomfort on everyone's faces.
Before Bertram finished all the judges had red fans flashing. Bertram was pissed.
"Y'all don't know talent when you hear it! I knew I should've gone with Achy Breaky Heart!"
"Cheer up, Bertram, we can videocall my dad later and you Can sing Achy Breaky Heart to him." Said Miley. "Alright, who's next?"
Celeste came wearing a hooded robe. She nodded at Jenny and the music started.
"Wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I" sang Celeste as she revealed her KH2 Sora outfit. Nick, Barbara and Natsumi's eyes widened.
Tribble was vibing to the song, which she recognized from Nick's Playlist. Darcy and Mikey were paying attention to the performance.
Tribble raised the green fan. Darcy raised a yellow fan while Miley raised a green one.
"When half the song has words backwards it can be a bit confusing. You didn't stumble there, but you did sing wrong lyrics a few times." Said Darcy.
Alicia stood up and walked to the mic stand. She lowered it to her height. She put on sungkasses and flipped off the judges, Miley specifically and the other contestants. "Are you ready for some hardcore shit? I can't hear you!" Said Alicia as Jenny waited for the signal. Once Alicia snapped her fingers a metal riff started playing. Then the song slowly turned into a familiar tune. Mikey did a two handed facepalm before slamming the table.
Alicia let out a guttural "Oh yeah! Come on!" Before a hardcore Metal Arrangement of The Best of Both Worlds played.
"You get the limo out froooooooonnnnt! Ooohhh ahhhh oooohhhh" lyrics were changed to fit the new hardcore Metal angle.
"Mix it all together and you get the worst of both worlds!" Screamed Alicia as she finished with a DX suck it towards Miley.
Tribble raised a green fan. Darcy looked at Miley trying to figure out if she was pissed or not before raising a green flag. Miley was silent for a complete minute before she raised the green flag.
"I think that Alicia might not like me." Said Miley. "But she sure as hell dislikes Hannah Montana so much to rewrite the song for a Metal Arrangement. That takes some serious ovaries and it worked.
Chloe took the Mic from Alicia and pulled a stool as she sat in front of the stand. She arranged the seat to be staring directly at Nick.
"If I should stay, I would only be in your way. So I'll go. But I know,I'll think of you every step of the way. And I will always love you"
Tribble started sobbing. Darcy and Miley's eyes widened as Chloe kept singing.
"I will always love you. I will always love you... You, darling I love you. Ooh I'll always,I'll always love- you..." Chloe finished as tears were streaming down her face.
Tribble raised a green fan while glaring at Nick Darcy raised a green fan, while Miley sighed. "Can someone slap captain oblivious for me?" Said Miley as Alicia, Carlotta, Celeste, Natsumi, Ashley, and Barbara slapped Nick on the back of his head.
"I got the message!" Said an Annoyed Nick. "Chloe. I don't want you to leave. I gave you space while you dealt with your 'crisis of faith' as that is a journey that you had to endure alone."said Nick as he held Chloe. "My door is always open for any of my girls and you are one of my girls. I'm sorry if I made you feel neglected, but we're still fighting our own demons. Let'skick their asses together like we did on Dimension X!"
Nick kissed Chloe as everyone went "oooh!"
"Finally! BOOYAKA!!" Yelled Jenny. "Who's next?"
Carlotta stepped up to the plate. "Technically speaking I'm not a MuTeen, but like Vin Diesel says: 'I am family.' So I would like to try something out." She whispered something on Jenny's ear and Take me home Country Roads begins to play.
"Almost heaven, West Virginia,
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River.
Life is old there, older than the trees,
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze."
Darcy and Tribble were vibing to Carlotta's Carlotta's singing. Miley not so much.
"Country road, take me home
To the place I belong,
West Virginia, mountain momma,
Take me home, country road.
Take me home, country road."
Miley raised a yellow fan. "I know I'll be seen as the bad guy, but Carlotta's Italian accent disconnects me from singer and song. From a technical standpoint it was an OK interpretation of the song, but it didn't click with me."
"I know this one it's from the movie with the secret agent egg that likes butt sex and the hamburger people!" Squealed Tribble as she raised the green fan.
"We watched the kingsman movies last night." Said Alicia. "Natsu, you're up!"
Natsumi sat on the stool and like Chloe she sat directly in front of Nick.
Music began to play and Nick groaned in pain as he rubbed his left leg. Natsumi smiled.
"Whenever sang my songs
On the stage, on my own
Whenever said my words
Wishing they would be heard
I saw you smiling at me
Was it real, or just my fantasy?
You'd always be there in the corner
Of this tiny little bar."
Darcy recognized the song as it was the one Barbara was practicing when she drank the spiked soda meant for Nick. Natsumi kept singing softly.
"Darling, so there you are
With that look on your face
As if you're never hurt
As if you're never down
Shall I be the one for you
Who pinches you softly but sure?
If frown is shown then
I will know that you are no dreamer"
Natsumi bowed as Nick limped towards her.
"You know I hate Laguna..." said Nick.
"But with every one of us on the stage, you've had your eyes on us. I was going to sing Melodies of Life before switching to Eyes on Me." Replied Natsumi as she awaited judgment.
Tribble raised a yellow fan as did Darcy. Tribble mentioned that Natsumi sang a bit too softly. Miley raised a green fan.
"I know this is from a Final Fantasy game, but I felt it described you two to a t." Said Miley.
"BOOYAKA! Sir Laguna and VIII getting some love! But now we get the mistress of Meme, Ashley!"
Ashley came walking down to the mic and began singing.
"Ahhhh, ya ya yaaah,
ya ya yah yah ya yaaah.
Oh oh oh oh oooh, oh ya yah,
ya ya yah yah ya yah."
Everyone groaned as Ashley was singing trololo but the song transitioned to a Rick Roll...
"Nope!" said Ashley. "Play the real song, Selphie-Jen"
"Koi ga umareru kimi no no naka de."
Nick, Barbara, Natsumi, Syrus, Alicia, and Darcy cringed...
"Now I know who the real fucked up folks are!!" Said Ashley before it transitioned to Under Pressure... "Ice Ice Baby" everyone groaned as Ashley rapped a decent rendition of Ice Ice Baby.
"Vanilla Ice!" As Ashley finished, Tribble raised the red fan.
"I didn't understand why Ashley ended up talking instead of singing. My problem is that I have a craving for vanilla ice cream and pickles."
Darcy laughed at Tribble's attack on rap and unwitting Boku no Pico reference.
"Ashley, I love you, but I'd rather hear Bertram sing than hear you rap again. Also, who the fuck listens to Vanilla Ice?" Said Darcy as she raised a red flag.
"Do not pass go, do not collect $200. Red flag for you." Said Miley.
Barbara stepped up to the mic. "Hit it, Jenny!"
Jenny played a song that Nick found vaguely familiar. "After balling I go clubbing then I'm hugging." Nick facepalmed. Barbara kept singing.
"I love Chinese food yeah! You know that is true yeah! I love fried rice yeah! I love noodles yeah! I love Chow Mein chow mo mo mo mo mein!"
Ashley came back with Tribble's ice cream and pickles. She chuckled at the song and had an image of Uncle Roger pop up as Barbara sang the fried rice line. She then went back to Nick and whispered
"Looks like she stole your pick, Nick..." Barbara kept singing and she also did the pedo Wilson part. "Oh shit, Barbara's voice is Fiyah!"
Once Barbara finished Tribble raised the green fan as she was eating the pickles and ice cream combo. Darcy raised the green fan as welland Miley reluctantly raised a green fan.
Nick walked towards the mic. Jenny screamed "No VG logic!" As she used a power dampener on Nick.
"I wasn't planning to use VG Logic to win this... but it would've helped with the costume changes. Unlike the rest of the contestants I shall sing in my native tongue. Jenny play MY Mom's song..."
Jenny played a song that began with the following sound.
Tribble giggled as she recognized it as one of the songs Nick uses to make love to. So did Barbara, Ashley, and Natsumi. They all began chanting He-Man with the music.
"El universo ya está protegido
Por el poder de GraySkull
Con secretos poderes
destella un castillo
He- Man luchará hasta el final"
The girls added the He-Man chorus lines as Nick kept singing.
Tribble raised a green flag. Darcy and Miley looked confused. "Did he just sing to us the Spanish theme song from an old ass cartoon made to sell toys?" Said Miley. "Why does he know all this 80s stuff he's 19! It's 2024!?"
Jenny went to Miley and explained:
"Master Nicholas's parents were born in the 80s and they bonded over 80s stuff. When Nicholas was born they watched a lot of 80s-90s media and essentially gave him over 30 years of Pop Culture knowledge. To my knowledge so did Miss Ashley's parents Thomas and Martha Irwin. Redd Reid and Miss Neronica Ruizz raised Miss Barbara the same way. According to my files, Redd and Mr.Cade knew from before joining the EPF. As recruits they met the future Doctors Irwin. But it was a weird Breakfast Club situation. Their 'Normalcy' was due to theor parents sheltering them or at least trying to."
Miley sighed as she too knew what it meant to have a warped childhood. She raised the green flag. Darcy raised a yellow one.
"Who won? Well, that's for the voters to decide" said Jenny as she raised an Ashley generated pop up with the website for Miley's charity group where a vote section will be open for a week after the video airs*.
*not in the real world of course only in the MUTEENS Universe. But if you're reading this and think that it's a good idea to donate to help homless youth for real, you can do so by visiting the Happy Hippie Foundation website, which is the real world Miley's non-profit organization. I won't be posting the link, because it would be tasteless to link something that does actual good for teens with my badly written sex romp with superhero elements. Also, I don't get anything from this. I'm only suggesting it, because I'm using one of these few moments of altruistic empathy that this antisocial curmudgeon can have.
The MuTeens filmed the PSA part they had agreed to and will aid Miley on some stuff on her end. Even Darcy got involved. After the day was done,The MuTeens except Nick and Chloe returned to New York. Ashley, Natsumi, and Barbara left Miley at the airport.
"So, Chloe, you have my unidivided attention. What do you want to do?" Said Nick with a grin.