Tales of the MuTeens: Tournament Fighters Round 1:
Tales of the MuTeens:Tournament Fighters Round 1:
Central Park 10:23 AM: The Tournament would start any moment so the Turtles, Mutanimals and JF were at Central Park waiting, when the MuTeens finally showed up.
"The fate of the world is at stake and you guys arrive late?" Said Ananda irritated.
"I thought we were going to be forcibly transport-" Said Syrus as they were forcibly transported to Dregg's ship.
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Dregg's ship: "-ted to Dregg's ship and that is what just happened." Said Syrus as all the fighters appeared in an arena of sorts.
"Welcome fighters!" Said Dregg. "Tournament will start shortly. Rules are simple: incapacitate an opponent, make them yield, or finish them in order to advance." A robotic assistant came with a screen showing the round 1 bracket to the fighters before being projected. "Oroku Saki versus Hamato Leonardo will be our first battle. Now non-fighters to your waiting rooms!" The assistant teleported the fighters not scheduled to fight to a waiting room with a great view of the arena. Leonardo tightened his bandana as shredder adjusted the straps of his bladed armor.
" Tonight I dine on turtle soup!" Exclaimed Shredder.
"Turtles fight with honor." Said Leonardo as he stepped to the ring.
A robotic announcer repeated the rules before the fight started with a roundhouse kick by Shredder that Leonardo barely dodged. The turtle tried to recover by yanking Shredder's cape, but Saki was prepared and cut it off at the neck and causing the turtle to fall. "That move was rather dishonorable, Turtle!" Exclaimed Shredder as Leonardo was distracted with the cape. Lunging towards the Turtle, Shredder almost managed to hit Leonardo. The Ninja Turtle avoided the blow by hidong his hed inside his shell.
"I love being a Turtle!" Exclaimed Leonardo before Sparta kicking Shredder in the chest. This caused Shredder to reel back.
"You're pathetic, Turtle! Why do you hold back? You have swords and are hesitating to use them. That is why you'll fail!" Taunted Shredder.
Leonardo gritted his teeth as he unsheathed his blade. "Alright, Saki. Let's do it your way." Said Leonardo as he went for a slash attack, easily dodged by Shredder as he leapt over the Turtle to kick him in the shell.
"Hamato Yoshi is a weakling. You had 5 opportunities to kill me, but your honor doesn't allow you to." Taunted Shredder.
"Your words are as empty as your soul, Oroku Saki." Said Leonardo as he regained his focus and attacked Shredder thrice. Unfortunately, Shredder dodged the first two attacks and parried the third.
"We are wasting time here, child." Whispered Shredder. "Our enemy is Dregg. He needs to be eliminated." Whispered Shredder as he Judo flipped Leonardo to the floor. "He'd expect an assassination attempt from me, but not you." Said Shredder as Leonardo pushed Saki off with his feet.
"But not from us..." whispered Leonardo as he feinted a slash that ended up being blocked by Shredder. "Master Yoshi already let me in your plan this morning. I don't like it, but it's Earth's best hope." Whispered Leonardo before being pushed away by the Shredder. The foot grandmaster began making handsigns and a gust of wind knocked Leonardo out.
"Shredder wins!" Exclaimed the announcer as two robots carried Leonardo off the arena.
Walking towards his waiting room Shredder thought. "It's ironic that I'm relying on the Turtles, but they'll be a nice distraction for Dregg."
Donatello entered the arena as Rocksteady began taunting.
"Say your prayers, toitle!" Exclaimed Rocksteady as he checked his rifle.
Donatello adjusted his bandana and pulled out his staff. "I'm ready. In 5 moves, I'll knock you out! Remember that!" Said Donatello with a bit of unexpected cockiness.
Rocksteady began firing his rifle, but Donatello dodged and threw a kunai at the rifle disabling it.
"That's one!" Yelled Donatello. Angrily, Rocksteady tried to gore the nerdy turtle, but Donatello jumped over him and poured a liquid all over Rocksteady. That's two!
Rocksteady pulled out a grenade and tossed it to Donatello. His reaction was batting the grenade back to Rocksteady. "Three!" Said Donatello as the grenade exploded. The explosion caused a reaction with the chemicals Rocksteady was sprayed with, which made the mutant rhinoceros become drowsy. "Four." Yelled Donny as Rocksteady tried another mad dash at the Turtle, who dodged and poked Rocksteady on the top of his head, forcing the former purple dragon down. "Five. I win." Said Donatello as he walked away. Two robotic assistants dragged Rocksteady out the arena.
Raphael and Bebop entered the ring.
"I'mma crush you toitle!" Yelled Bebop.
"Whatever you say Peppa." Replied Raphael. Bebop got angry and tried to tackle Raphael, but all he got was a kick to the face. Enraged, Bebop pulled out his blaster and fired wildly, forcing Raphael to dodge the attacks across the arena. The moment Bebop's blaster jammed, Raphael leapt and dropped a flying kick on Bebop's face, forcing the mutant warthog to reel back.
"Now I'm pissed!" Yelled Bebop as he tried to hit Raphael with a haymaker. Raphael resorted to sweeping Bebop's left leg and once Bebop was down, he quickly had his sai near the warthog's neck.
"I surrender!" Yelled Bebop as Raphael stood and both were taken to their waiting rooms.
Now the next two fighters entered the Arena:
Michelangelo and Karai.
"Whoa... This is like not cool." Said Mikey as Karai bowed.
"Let this be a honorable fight." Replied Karai. The announcer started trh fight and Karai pulled a ninja switch trick as Mikey flung some shuriken at her. A sweep kick knocked the turtle down.
"It's not over yet dudette!" Said Michaelangelo as he spun around and knocking Karai down before popping up. Karai used her legs to launch Michelangelo into the air before attempting to grab him. Michelangelo hid inside his shell before slamming Karai hard.
"Never thought the buffoon would be so resourceful!" Muttered Karai as she dropkicked Mikey in the plastron, knocking him down once more. Standing up, Mikey jumped over Karai and dropped a bunch of smoke bombs. Getting on all fours, he was hiping to avoid Karai's line of sight, but the Foot grandmaster had done the same and rolled over his shell. "Impressive, young Turtle, but not good enough!" said Karai as Michelangelo slumped.
"How?" Exclaimed Michelangelo while he struggled to stand.
"Pressure points. Now yield." Said Karai. "You fought well." She said before being swept down by Michelangelo once more.
"I won't give up, I can't give up!" Exclaimed Michelangelo as he struggled to stand. He pulled out his nunchaku and began twirling them menacingly. Karai removed her scarf and wrapped it between both hands. Michelangelo flung his chucks at her as Karai parried with her scarf. This kept going for quite some time until Karai managed to take hold on one of the nunchaku and pulled Michelangelo closer in order to give him an open palm strike under his jaw, knocking out the turtle. Karai winced as the impact hurt her wrist and shoulder a bit.
"Karai wins." Said the announcer as both Karai and Mikey were taken to their waiting rooms.
Nick and Coyote entered the Arena. Nick was removing his sunglasses when Coyote grabbed them and broke them.
"Those were $20 glasses, asshole." Said Nick. Coyote laughed.
"Te voy a romper bien el orto." Said Coyote.
As soon as the announcer started the fight, Nick made the split and punched Coyote in the balls.
"Let's dance, asshole!" Said Nick. Coyote fired a few blasts from his cyber arm while Nick dodged. Once Nick got back in close range, Coyote tried a haymaker. Nick dodged by doing the splits and punching Coyote in the balls once more.
"¡Ya wey! ¡Deja de golpear mis pelotas! ¿Acaso te crees Johnny Cage o algo así?" Whined Coyote before getting punched in the balls once again.
Once Coyote recovered he kept himself at a distance. Every time Nick approached, Coyote retreated to stay away from Nick's nut punches.
Coyote fired a few blast, but Nick used Cage's green energy balls to deflect Coyote's attacks. Nick hit Coyote with a shadow kick followed by another nut punch. Coyote's pants were bloody as he felt dizzy. Nick pulled a headshot of himself, signed it and gave it to Coyote.
"GameDude wins. Flawless Victory. Friendship!"Said a mystwious announcer before the fight was officially given to Nick. Both foghters exit the arena as Barbara and EyeSee enter the stage.
"Ah, you're the Verdosian's mongrel. Shame thar you will die today." Said EyeSee.
"You will not pass this round." Replied Barbara.
EyeSee lunged towards Barbara with swords drawn, but the blades could not pass her shield. Shre responded with a punch that sent EyeSee flying. He was able to regain control and lunged towards Barbara with a running jump kick that broke through Barbara's shield, but was not a decisive hit. Barbara rolled out of the way before grabbing EyeSee with telekinesis.
"Yield, Fancy Turkey..." said Barbara. "I said Yield!" As she squeezed a bit harder, breaking the Cybernetic legs.
Once again, being crippled forced EyeSee to surrender.
Natsumi and Mitsurugi entered the arena.
"No idiot to protect you this time, Hibiki Natsumi." Said Mitsurugi.
"I can protect myself, Mitsurugi." Replied Natsumi. Once the fight started, Natsumi hid in the shadows and struck Mitsurugi's blind spots. She repeated this series of sneak attacks until she grew bored of Mitsurugi's impotence to defend against her barrage. His cybernetics were in bad condotion and he couldn't land a songle hit.
"I forefit." Said Natsumi she left the arena as Mitsurugi was screaming for her to return. Two robotic assistants had to remove Mitsurugi from the arena, since he was unable to move on his own.
SyBert and Vampiro entered the Arena. SyBert were sporting a Crystalline look. Vampiro entered the arena and was disappointed.
"Guess I won't be able to suck your blood." Said Vampiro sadly.
"Not going to make any jokes, just bring it!" Replied SyBert as he blocked the first barrage by Vampiro. "You're outclassed here. Just give up!" Said SyBert.
"Never!" Exclaimed Vampiro as he kept trying to break SyBertError's defenses to no avail. Frustrated, Vampiro tried another swooping attack but SyBert was ready for it and punched Vampiro in the dick.
"Goddamn!"yelled Vampiro and he saw SyBertError shake. Vampiro let out another Sonic scream that forced Syrus and Bertram to split into HellRayzor and Private Payne.
"Fights are meant to be one on one, so SyBertError's disqualified!" Said the announcer as SyBert and Vampiro exit the arena.
Ray Fillet and Rat King enter the Arena.
"You will forefit the match." Said Rat King telepathically.
"I will forefit the match." Said Ray Fillet.
The announcer announced Rat King's victory as Rat King walked out of the arena. Ray woke up from the trance as he was being forcibly escorted out of the arena.
Chrome Dome enters the arena and begins scanning for his opponent. The arena got filled up with smoke as Wingnut appeared.
"A machine... No problem. Anti killer android Wingnut EMP will do the trick!" Said wongnut as he activated a small localized EMP that disabled chrome dome long enough for the winged Mutanimal vigilantw to rip the android's head off.
Without missing a beat, Nick yelled "Wingnut wins! Flawless Victory! Fatality!" Dregg's robots cleared out Chrome Dome's remains as Herman and Groundchuck entered the arena.
"You lost or somethin'pardner? These corral ain't big enough for the both of us." Said Groundchuck.
"Guess I'll cook you well done. Cow!" Said Herman. Once the announcer started the fight both went full salvo on the attack with Herman overpowering Groundchuck. Rolling out of the way, Groundchuck stood up and spat some tobacco.
"Had I known, I would've brought some ol' bay seasonin'!" Exclaimed Groundchuck as he scraped his left hoof in place before dashing towards Herman who hid in his dumpster shell.
"Dangflabit!" Exclaimed a groggy Groundchuck as Herman used his robo claw to grab the Bull by the horn.
Herman maneuvered himself to land on Groundchuck's back as the dastardly bull tried to shake off the cybercrab. "Gerroff me! You overgrown seafood platter!" Exclaimed Groundchuck before jumping and landing on Herman, knocking out the hermit crab in the process...
"Groundchuck wins!" Said the announcer. As the Bounty Hunting bull left, he tagged his brother in arms, Dirtbag.
"Good luck, pardner." Said Groundchuck to Dirtbag who was staring down Sally.
"Alright, Sally, lock and load!" Exclaimed the Mutanimal lioness as she aimed at Dirtbag.
"I'm gonna bury you, kitty!" Snarled Dirtbag as he pulled out his Jackhammer.
Dirtbag tried to Jack his way through the floor, but was unable to. "Well, shit! Looks like I'll have to fight above ground." Muttered Dirtbag as sally kept her distance.
"He can't go underground, so I don't have to worry about that." Thought Sally. "He has a size advantage, but I'm quicker!" Sally thought as she ran while firing her blaster forcing Dirtbag to use his shovel to deflect the blasts. Unfortunately for sally, this allowed him to have a long range melee weapon at his disposal.
"Dumb broad!" Said Dirtbag as he stopped Sally's offensive barrage with his shovel. Keeping her distance Sally tried to find a new opening. Dirtbag made a wide swing at Sally, who rolled out of the way and was greeted by a tail swipe that knocked the wind out of her. Dirtbag began rummaging in his rumsack as Sally stood up and drew the sword hanging on her back. She slowly approached Dirtbag as he kept busy. As soon as she got close enough, Dirtbag turned around and blinded Sally with his miner's lamp and knocked her out with a knee to the stomach and a tail sweep. "Like I said, dumb broad." Dirtbag walked back to his waiting area.
Ananda walked towards the arena while inside her 15ft battle Domebot. She stared down at the grotesque Pizzaface who simply licked his lips.
"La donna è mobile
Qual piuma al vento
Muta d’accento
E di pensiero" sang the grotesque chef as he pulled a small table and began to prepare a pizza. Ananda looked confused as Pizzaface worked on kneading his dough. She cautiously approached Pizzaface who flung the dough at the Domebot's dome blocking Ananda's vision. Dashing incredibly fast Pizzaface managed to cripple the Domebot by damaging the Hydraulics.
"Really, Nandi?" Commented Nick as Pizzaface kept butchering the Domebot's legs. Ananda was forced to eject and used the momentum to tackle Pizzaface.
"If brains aren't enough, maybe it's time for brawn." Exclaimed Ananda as Pizzaface rolled on the floor. The grotesque chef tried to stand up but Ananda kicked his pizzacutter pegleg causing him to fall again. Pizzaface grew tired of Ananda's attacks so he pulled a blistering hot pizza. Nick trew a white towel.
"Stop the fight!" Yelled Nick as he teleported in front of Ananda and parried the scalding pizza with a Buster Sword.
Dregg stood up angrily. "What is the meaning of this!?" The announcer robot hover towards Dregg playin an instant replay where Nick's demand to stop the fight came before Pizzaface's lethal attack.
Nick, Pizzaface, and Ananda are brought towards Dregg in chains. "Why shouldn't I just use this to cancel the tournament for the second time the "heroes" have broken the rules?" Said Dregg.
"I won fair and square!" Said Pizzaface.
Nick pulled a roundhouse kick that knocked Pizzaface's hat off. The dirty secret behind Pizzaface was revealed.
"Two against one is not a fair fight." Said Nick. "If SyBertError's disqualification was related to them being a fusion, then Pizzaface should be disqualified."
"Actually." Said Dregg, both Pizzaface and GameDude should be disqualified.
"Actually, it was my tech that teleported GameDude." Said Ananda. "If someone should be disqualified it should be me." Said Ananda.
Dregg was pondering for a minute. "Remove the little one from Pizzaface's head." Said Dregg to an assistant who put Luca Casole inside a small cage. "Ananda, you are disqualified. GameDude, one more outburst and Earth is forefit. Understood?"
Nick nodded before saying: "Yes, lord Dregg." Before returning tothe waiting area.
Tatsu and Silver Sentry entered the Arena. Silver Sentry flew swiftly and put Tatsu on a wristlock, causing the Foot Drill Sergeant to forefit almost immediately.
Metalhead and Traag entered the arena.
Traag begins to shoot at the synthetic man with reckless abandon. Using his hair, Metalhead dodges the attacks until he finds an opening to break the blaster with a couple of metallic locks of hair. Swiftly Traag pulls out his knife and fends off against Metalhead. "You can't beat me little man!" Said Traag as he managed to grab Metalhead's hair and whipped him around before slamming him on the floor multiple times.
"General Traag wins!" Exclaimed the Robotic announcer as Chrysalis entered the Arena. A large shadow bound in chains was dragged to the arena. It let out a blood curdling hiss as Dregg's robotic assistants released it from its bonds.
It was Slash, who was VERY ANGRY as it dashed towards Chrysalis and nearly bit her head off. If it hadn't been for her own. Psychokinetic ability, Slash would've eaten her head off. The massive killer turtle swiped at her, but Chrysalis barely got out of the way with only her suit being slightly torn. Chrysalis was stuck on the defensive against Slash's berserker styled offense, but she was slowing down and her force barriers were weakening as Slash was able to bite through the last one she put up between them.
Chrysalis took to the air as a last resort, but Slash leapt and grabbed her by the leg before slamming her down hard.
"Slash wins!" Said the announcer as 15 robotic assistants came to subdue Slash. Ananda and Silver Sentry went to pick up Chrysalis.
"Is she OK?" Asked Barbara while helping with a construct to more easily carry Chrysalis.
"Physically, possibly. Mentally, that's a whole different issue." Said Ananda. "Whoever gets to fight Slash is up for one hell of a fight."
"Earthlings, that concludes the first round of the battle for your planet. Round 2 will begin shortly." Said Dregg as he looked at various replays of the battles. "So much fighting data that these fools are giving me. Squashing them will be a cinch!" Thought Dregg.