Tales of the MuTeens: Tournament Fighters: Round 3
Tales of the MuTeens: Tournament Fighters:
Round 3:
Dregg's spaceship: Heroes waiting area:
As the Robotic assistants repaired the arena, Karai looked uncomfortable. She stared daggers at her father, who looked just as displeased.
Once everything was ready, Shredder and Karai entered the Arena.
"Kimi ni wa shitsubō shita yo" said Shredder.
"Surrender your claim to the Foot, sperm donor." Replied Karai.
"Never! I will RULE ALL!" Said Shredder as he drew his katana. Karai did the same as the fight began. Both warriors seemed equally matched as they kept blocking, parrying, and deflecting each other's attacks. Karai was at a slight disadvantage as her father's serrated armor meant that barehanded attacks would harm her if he blocked. She tried an attack using her sword, but shredder grazed her arm. It didn't feel like much, but Shredder laughed. "You are already dead!" Said Shredder. "My blades were dipped in poison before the battle. I drew blood. Farewell, daughter." Shredder quickly went for an overhead slash, forcing Karai to parry. "The more active you get, the faster the toxin spreads. Omae wa mou shinda iru."
Karai's body was slowly getting stiffer. Nick sat in lotus position in prayer. His hair wasn't glowing. Karai's body began to lose the stiffness.
"GameDude is doing what he can to slow down the effect of the toxin, Miss Oroku." Said Barbara telepathically. "Unfortunately, he can't do it for too long. Either defeat Shredder in the next minute or forefit, if you want to live. Your choice, Miss Oroku."
"Why is he risking his life for me?" Thought Karai as she kept fending off Shredder's attacks.
"He's a bit chauvinistic and can't stand seeing women in trouble. Right now, you're a woman in trouble battling a common enemy." Replied Barbara telepathically.
"I surrender... and require medical atten-" said Karai as she fainted. Shredder turned back as Nick ran to Karai and used some cure spells on her.
"Don't you die on me, Oroku Karai. You still need to bring the Foot out of Saki's corruption!" Said Nick.
"I still need to fight you too!" Replied Karai weakly. "I need some payback for last summer." Leonardo and Donatello had some antidoes ready for Karai as Nick brought her to the heroes' side of the arena.
"I swear I'll help you take down your father." Said Nick... "But now I need to play Castlevania." Added Nick before walking back to the arena where Vampiro was waiting.
"Muere monstruo, tú no perteneces a éste mundo." Said Nick with vigor.
"Y sigue jodiendo con Castlevania. ¿Acaso no te sabes otra? Replied Vampiro.
"Arriba, arriba, abajo, abajo, izquierda, derecha, izquierda, derecha, B, A, Start... or I can go weeb and send you to the shadow realm or some shit like that."
Vampiro flew to the air as Nick made Vampire Hunter appear. With the whip in hand, Nick began lazily whipping about until vampiro got curious. "ITEM CRASH!!" Yelled Nick as he drew out a small crucifix to create the swirling crosses column. "You were right Dumbpire... Castlevania is getting boring. Sorry for that Dumbpire." Said Nick as he powered down.
"Vampiro. ¡SOY UN VAMPIRO!!" Yelled Vampiro.
Without missing a beat, Nick replied: "Y el pedazo te miro tralalalalalalalaaa!" Vampiro got angry and tried to swoop at Nick, but failed as Nick rolled out if the way and leapt unto Vampiro's back via QTE sequence. He then proceeded to break Vampiro's wings before leaping to the ground. . "Areeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss!!!" Yelled Nick before grabbing the balls that fell out of Vampiro. He then proceeded to beat the crap out of Vampiro with the blades of chaos a la Kratos.
When Dregg noticed how Vampiro was left mangled he whispered something to his assistant.
"GameDude wins!" Said the announcer as Nick walked back to the waiting area to check on Karai. She was conscious and the Turtles were monitoring the medical equipment to ensure her safety.
"Nick, what happened to the plan?" Said Barbara telepathically.
"Dregg is now getting nervous. Playing Kratos didn't use much of my power." Thought Nick. "I'm saving myself for the FINAL GAUNTLET."
Rat King and Groundchuck entered the Arena. Before starting the Battle Groundchuck fired a few micromissiles when Rat King managed to gain control of Groundchuck.
"I surrender, Pardner." Said Groundchuck while under Rat King's mind control. The missiles began raining on the arena breaking off Groundchuck's trance as Rat King was declared winner. Enraged he dashed towards Rat King with intent of goring him, but the Young Shaan'Taan was ready for it and flipped himself over the charging bull.
"Give it up already, you lost." Said Rat King as he walked away. Groundchuck was fuming before being knocked out by the assistant robot.
Pizzaface and Slash entered the arena. While focused, Some of Slash's savage demeanor was returning. As the fighters got in position, Slash roared... "Today... you... DIE!!" Muttered the Dimension X Monster tortoise as it lunged itself towards Pizzaface. Terrified, the dastardly chef threw an extra hot Pizza as Slash who downed it whole. "I... HATE... PIZZA!!!" Yelled Slash as he kept lunging forward. Pizzaface tried to dodge the massive Slash, but got knocked down.
Desperately, Pizzaface squirted Hot Honey on Slash's face and some hit him in his good eye. This obviously enraged the already angry interdimensional snapping turtle and it leapt towards Pizzaface who tried to kick Slash with his peg leg. All Pizzaface managed to do was leave a small gash on Slash's plastron, which got hin even angrier.
"DIE!" Yelled Slash as he devoured Pizzaface's head. He let out a guttural roar before he ate the rest of Pizzaface in 3 bites.
"Winner is Slash!" Said the announcer as robots began cleaning off what was left of Pizzaface.
"The Semifinals will start soon!"
Nick was sitting quietly looking at the floor. He was muttering something and he seemed like in a trance. The announcer called for Nick and Shredder to step up to the arena. Nick simply walked up and stared at Shredder with cold dead eyes. "Te enviaré a lo mas profundo del infierno y allí podrás lamerle el culo al diablo, Saki Oroku." Said Nick as he simply stood in front of Shredder. The Announcer announced the start of the fight while Nick stood still. Shredder drew his sword and attacked Nick, who summoned a gunblade and blocked the slash. Shredder tried a different attack that Nick blocked with the gunblade. "If this is your best, just give up, Oroku Saki." Said Nick coldly. Shredder pulled an ooze vial in order to trigger the Super Shredder transformation.
"Yippee..." said Nick with the same excitement as Droopy.
As Shredder manifested his Super Shredder form, he impaled Nick on his left shoulder and lifted him up with his now longer blade.
"Involuntary Final Fantasy VII reference aside, you really are pathetic, Oroku Saki." Said Nick unenthusiastically. "Oh, cute, the same neurotoxin you used on your daughter Karai."
Shredder slashed his blade which slammed Nick to the wall and he vanished in a cloud of smoke. "Kimi no ushiro ni, orokamono!" Yelled Nick as he Flash kicked Shredder. "You didn't expect a Ninja trick from me?" Said a more excited Nick. "You went Super Shredder out of desperation. You want me to drag this out, but It's time to end this. Nick drew a broadsword. "Armor won't help the heart stay sharp! Shellbust Stab!" Shredder's armor was destroyed and Oroku Saki's deformed face was revealed.
"Babs you were right, it's not the original Shredder, but another worm colony clone. Master of all swords, cut energy! Night Sword!" Yelled Nick as the worm colony clone let out a scream. "The real one is still on the ship. Babs, have the Turtles ready cuz, I think he's gonna try someth-" thought Nick as he was interrupted by Shredder who had reached Dregg's throne.
"Let's end the charade, Dregg!" Exclaimed Shredder as he had a poisoned kunai on Dregg's jugular.
"Do it." Said Dregg as Shredder stabbed the kunai, but it couldn't penetrate Dregg's flesh.
"Nanomachines, son!" Muttered Nick.
"They harden on response to physical trauma." Said Dregg and Nick.
"Holy shit that's a scary coincidence." Said Barbara.
"I half expected the Turtles or the brats being the ones who would attempt to assassinate me outside of the tournament." Said Dregg. "Take him away. I will not sully myself with killing you outside the arena. Besides, I still need you to return to your master to tell him that I'mcoming for him next."
"Hopefully that's with an o and a single m..." muttered Nick and Barbara.
Shredder was shackled and taken away with his transformation powers neutralized. Dregg looked at the cage with Pizzaface's brother.
"You are an astounding abomination." Said Dregg as he noticed the little meatball growing limbs. "Now take it away and study it." Said Dreggas a robitic Servant took Pizzaface's brother away. "Summon the next fighters." Said Dregg.
Rat King and Slash entered the arena. Slash let out a deafening roar and began slashing at Rat King who dodged all the attacks. Suddenly slash syiffened up and Rat King punched him in certain spots that caused the giant tortoise to collapse. "Take the tortoise away for now I will challenge the scum that made my fiancee a whore." Said Rat King.
Nick walked up to the arena. "I plugged my controller on port no.2, so you're in deep trouble, Psycho Mantis." Said Nick. "What's wrong Shawn Turd? Go inside my mind... I dare you!"
Rat King sighed as he can't take control of a Lilim's mind. He tried entering Nick's mind and he found a series of rooms. It looked like an 8-bit version of an Escher painting with tons of rooms. An 8-year-old Nick was guarding the entrance.
"Ratatouille... you shall not pass!" Exclaimed the child Nick before pushing Rat King out of his mind.
"Fuck! His will is too strong!" Thought Rat King.
"Your Sith mind trick does not work on me." Said Nick. "Fight me like a warrior! Hand to hand is the basis of all combat. Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon!"
"For fuck's sake stop quoting Konami games!" Yelled Vampiro despite his critical status.
Rat King went for a stright right punch that Nick blocked with his left hand. A left Roundhouse from Rat King was blocked by Nick's right arm. For every attack Rat King made, Nick expertly blocked. While Rat King kept grunting in frustration Nick kept muttering "paint fence, sand floor wax on paint house wax off paint fence paint house." As he kept blocking the attacks. When Nick finally got the correct opening, he grabbed Rat King and pulled off 2 suplexes before tossing him in the air for a spunning Piledriver. "Final! Atomic! Buster!" Rat King hit the floor hard, but managed to backflip and recover.
"That's not enough to take me down!" Exclaimed Shaan'Taan angrily.
"I know, I'm just playing with you." Said Nick. "I'm not just going to win, but I want to break you first... no homo." Nick looked a bit concerned. "Are you Okay?" Asked Nick. Before Rat King could Respond Nick unleashed a super move. "Busta woof!" Knocking the wind out of Rat King with it. Barely standing, Rat King pulled out a knife. Nick laughed. "You call that a knoife!? Now THIS IS A KNOIFE!" Said Nick as he pulled out the Buster Sword before switching to a shorter blade. "You're not worthy of the Buster Sword." Nick and Rat King ran towards each other as they both slashed. Nick fell into a roll as Rat King thought he had won. Quickly standing up Nick began to sing.
"Cum with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination." Rat King seened confused at the impromptu musical number, but Nick kept singing while fending off Rat King's attacks.
"You think this is a game!?" Exclaimed Rat King. "I will kill you and take all your whores!" Nick twitched. His hair shone red and his skin was taking a bluish grey hue. His fingernails turned to claws as two ivory horns appeared on his forehead.
"Shaan'Taan of Verdosia." Said Nick with a guttural demonic voice. "Death is a mercy I shalt not grant thee! The funeral lament of a three-headed dog will be your downfall."
Rat King couldn't move. Meanwhile Michelangelo was laughing.
"Dude is doing Vincent Valentine... Funeral lament of a 3 headed dog is Dirge of Cerberus! Nick, you asshole!"
Chaos Nick made a giant skull appear from the ground and it ate Rat King, effectively knocking him out as Nick transformed back to normal and looking tired. Two of Dregg's robotic assistants springed up and tried to subdue Nick, but ended up frozen as they merged with an ice cloneNick fired a super iceblast and destroyed the two God Entities Alpha and Omega.
"I am the champion of Mortal Kombat, Dregg. Outworld has no claim to Earthrealm." Said Nick in an over the top bad Martial arts movie dub voice. "Attack me if you dare! I will crush you!"
Dregg floated down from his throne. Ashley played a YouTube video or Raúl Juliá descending upon Jean Claude Van Damme.
"You still refuse to accept my godhood!" Said both Nick and Raúl Juliá. "Keep your own god! In fact this might be a good time to pray to him. For I beheld Satan as he fell FRRRRRRRRRROMMMM HEAVENNNNAH LIKE LIGHTNINNNNNNNGAH!"
Dregg flew towards Nick when a voice yelled:
"Hyper viper beam!!!!" And an arcing energy beam obliterated Dregg to the point that only a pile of Ash remained.
"Goddammit, Streaming! Of all the Videogame moves you could pull off you chose THAT specific move! What's wrong with you!" Exclaimed Nick angrily.
"Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Daaaad!" Exclaimed Elodeon angrily. "You were too busy fooling around in the tournament and not thaking things seriously!"
"I had a plan, boy!" Replied Nick. "Like I was only using 10% of my power, man! But anyways Humanity won!" Said Nick. "Excuse me, Mr. Announcer robot? Was Dregg transmitting the tournament across Earth?" The robot shook its head.
"No, sir. Across the Universe." Said the announcer. Barbara came to Nick and she stood next to him.
•"Earth is protected territory. I Baar'Braan of Verdosia am A protector."• Said Barbara in Verdosian.
Ashley popped up Next to Nick and said:
☆"We are Lilith. Earth is protected!"☆
Nick transformed into Chaos once more.
☆"We are Lilith. Not only Earth is protected, but the Neutrino Kingdom in Dimension X is as well. I am the protector of BOTH!"☆ replied Nick in Daemon Language.
"Now Dregg's forces will abandon Earth and never return to it." Said Nick.