Tales of the MuTeens: Tournament Fighters: Round 2:
Tales of the MuTeens: Tournament Fighters:
Round 2:
Dregg's spaceship: Heroes waiting area:
Leonardo was pondering Shredder's plan when Barbara interrupted.
"That's a terrible idea. In fact, Dregg is counting on it to have an excuse to end this charade. If it hadn't been for Ananda's quick thinking, Earth would've been doomed." Barbara said telepathically. "Right now, Shredder, Rat King, Pizzaface, and Slash seem to be the real threats... still the odds aren't in our favor, as they have 10 fighters vs our 6." Said Barbara. "Not to mention that the more we get ahead, the more likely heroes will have to fight against each other."
"Not to mention that Shredder is NOT to be trusted." Said Leonardo. "I will be disobeying Master Splinter, but you're right, Barbara. By the way, Why is Nick Holding back?"
"Why would Dregg make Bloodsport/Enter The Dragon and the premise for over half of every fighting game?" Replied Michelangelo. "Fight Data. The referees are robots, cameras everywhere and Dregg is Cybernetically augmented."
"He's basically Seth from Street Fighter 4 or diet Shang Tsung!" Exclaimed Nick. "Didn't you noticed how pissed he was when fighters forefit their fights?"
"Oh I see... we must give an 85% performance and save some in case of reaching Dregg." Said Donatello. "The downside is that would put us at a disadvantage."
"But, I have a plan going in the background." Said Barbara. "The Adora to Nick's Adam is already doing her thing. We would need for Mr. Does Machines to not advance this round so he can act as a backup and be the Jeff Goldblum to her Will Smith."
"Fighters Hamato Donatello and Oroku Saki please enter the fighting arena!" Said the Robotic announcer.
"This is it, guys!" Said Donatello. "For Earth!"
As both Donatello and Shredder entered the arena, the Foot Grandmaster taunted the mutant teen. "Tonight I dine on Turtle Soup with Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes!"
"I am worried about your anxiety eating, Oroku Saki." Replied Donatello as the Shredder went for a dash swipe attack, whcih Don dodged with ample time. "That attack was rather ineffective." Said Donatello.
"Was it, kamenin?" Replied Shredder as a few micro explosives blinded the purple clad turtle.
"Clever, but not good enough!" Exclaimed Donatello as he did a few backflips to gain distance between him and Shredder. Shredder blocked the shuriken barrage that Donatello fired as he flipped.
Running away won't save you, Turtle!" Exclaimed Shredder as he began closing the gap between them. As he got close, Donatello Pole vaulted over the Foot Master and kicked him on the back of his head. Shredder turned around angry and once again dashed at Donatello slashing furiously at the now shrinking bo staff.
"Crap! My bo is now barely an escrima stick!" Thought Donatello before getting Sparta kicked in the plastron.
"Surrender, Turtle as I want to witness Hamato Yoshi's face as I snuff the life out of the four of you!" Said Shredder as Donatello struggled to stand.
"N-never!" Said Donatello before fainting.
"Oroku Saki WINS!" Exclaimed the announcer as Donatello was being dragged to the waiting area. Shredder walked to his side.
"Next up are Mary Sue and GameDude!" Said the announcer as Dregg smiled.
"The Star-crossed lovers turned enemies. This one seems like an exciting match." Muttered Dregg.
Barbara entered the arena normally. Nick on the other hand entered hyped up and screaming in Japanese.
"Saikyo-ryu da!" Yelled Nick. The Turtles and Natsumi facepalmed. Barbara groaned hard.
"Really, Nick? Dan fucking Hibiki? Do you have any idea how hard it is to take this seriously when you're basing your moveset on fucking Dan!?" Said Barbara telepathically.
"I know the might of Saikyo-ryu has you terrified, babe! I'd be terrified if I had to fight a Saikyo-ryu master!" Boasted Nick as he laughed loudly.
Barbara dashed as she created a weak shield construct that Nick broke with a Gadoken. She tried an attack that left her open to a Koryuken that didn't hurt at all as she had flown to sell the move.
"Kay, babe prepare to block a Dankyaku!" Thought Nick as he let a Dankyaku loose. Blocking the first two blows was easy for Barbara, the harder part was selling the third kick, which Barbara did flawlessly.
"I'm gonna start taunting, once I turn back, you attack and I'll sell your move." Thought Nick before taunting to the audience at home.
"Boku wa ichiban desu!!" Yelled Nick as he taunted the audience. "Nikku wa saikyōda!" Said Nick as he turned away from Barbara. She fired an energy ball at Nick and hit him square in the back as she tried to close the gap. Nick rolled out of the way to dodge a few more blasts. The final blast he canceled with a close range Gadoken that pushed him back a bit.
"You're pretty good... for an amateur!" Exclaimed Nick as he was projecting apologetic thoughts to Barbara. "That's all being Dan!"
"I know you big goof!" Said Barbara telepathically. "Super Taunt into Hisshou Buraiken counter NOW!!" Exclaimed Barbara telepathically.
"Ikuzo oraa! Oraoraa! Dou shita-doushita! Namen janee zo! Toro-sugida zee, iiyahhou! Chou yoyuussu!" Yelled Nick as he rolled around ant taunted Barbara who punched Nick just as he said 'Chou yoyuusu!' Which triggered Nick to unleash a barrageof punches and kicks before knocking Barbara out with the strongest Koryuken. "Hisshou Buraiken!" Exclaimed Nick after he landed his final blow on Barbara. Once Barbara landed, she feigned unconsciousness as Nick cradled her in his arms...
"Dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegggggggg! What did youuuuuu maaaaaaaaakeeee meeeeee dooooooooooo!" Exclaimed Nick in a hammy way. "Yoouuuuuuu wiiiiiiiillllll faaaaaaallllll byyyy myyyyyyy haaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnd!" Yelled Nick before taking Barbara to the waiting Area.
The next two fighters entered the Arena. Wingnut had his eyes covered as Rat King walked in.
"Your eyes are not the weak point, bat... My song is like a Siren's it molds you to my will." Said the Rat King telepathically. "Forefit the match. My will commands you!"
"I... don't... feel... SO GOOD!" Exclaimed Wingnut as he fainted. Rat King returned to his waiting area.
Pizzaface and Silver Sentry entered the Arena.
"You nearly killed Ananda, you fiend!" Said Silver Sentry.
"Ahhh... it'sa Pizza time!" Replied Pizzaface as he tried to get a pizza box unstuck from his dough holemaker leg. When he finally did, the pizza flew and hit Silver Sentry in the face. "It'sa gratis per te." Said Pizzaface as he began swapping his leg. Silver Sentry was struggling to get the pizza off his face. "It'sa extra cheesy!" Said Pizzaface as he lughed. He began tossing Pizzas at Silver Sentry who kept struggling. "These pizze sono speciale!" Said Pizzaface. "The main ingredient is me." Exclaimed Pizzaface as he dissolved into pizza-like matter while reforming atop Silver Sentry. Grabbing the JF member Pizzaface used the momentum to piledrive him to the ground.
"Pizzaface wins!" Said the announcer robot. Once the arena was ready, Raphael and Karai entered the stage. Raph looked angry, but Karai looked off.
"Alright, Miss Daddy Issues! I'm gonna kick your ass!" Exclaimed Raphael as Karai seemed to be struggling.
"Raphael! Rat King is trying to mind control Karai! Slap some sense into her!" Yelled Barbara telepathically. Raphael obliged and bitchslapped Karai.
"Nanda? Hamato-san?" Said Karai as she was able to be freed from Rat King's mind control. She flipkicked Raphael in the face. "Only I will stop my father... stand down Hamato Rafaero!"
"Like my boyscout brother likes to say: Turtles fight with honor!" Said Raph as he put away his sai and fought Karai hand to hand. Dodging a sweep kick from Karai, Raph countered with a headbutt that knocked Karai to the floor. She responded with a double kick to the chin, making Raph reel back. They spent the next few minutes trading blows without doing any real damage until Karai judo flipped Raphael and had a kunai by his neck.
"Yield, Hamato-san." Said Karai as Raphael swallowed his pride.
"I yield." Said Raphael. Karai let him go and walked to her waiting area. As Raphael reacjed the waiting area he punched the wall leaving a huge dent. "I hope you MuTeens know what you're doing." He thought.
Mitsurugi and Vampiro entered the arena. The Cyborg Ninja looked annoyed at the grotesque sight of Vampiro. Vampiro was disappointed.
"You? I wanted to face GameDude! I have a score to settle..." said Vampiro.
"Get in line" replied Mitsurugi before throwing a pepper bomb at Vampiro who began sneezing.
"I hate ninjas!" Exclaimed Vampiro as he kept sneezing and flapping his wings to keep Mitsurugi at bay.
Mitsurugi activated the new flamethrower attachment in his left arm. This put Vampiro on the defensive and allowed Mitsurugi to move in with a strike. Blocked. "Kuso! Kyūketsuki wa hayai!" Thought Mitsurugi as he threw anorher pepper bomb at Vampiro's eyes.
"Yeaaaaaarrrrrrgh! Screamed Vampiro as he was temporarily blinded. He began swinging wildly as Mitsurugi dodged Vampiro's erratic attacks.
"A monster such as you cannot defeat a shinobi." Thought Mitsurugi as he kept dodging Vampiro's attacks. As Mitsurugi lunged towards Vampiro's Jugular, but the Mutated man bat hybrid was waitong that attackanf lifted Mitsurugi over his head.
"Echolocation, you foolish tinman." Yelled Vampiro before slamming down Mitsurugi and breaking his back a la Bane. Mitsurugi was writhing in pain as Vampiro grabbed him and sucked his blood. "GameDude, you are next!" Said Vampiro as he returned to his waiting area.
"Vampiro win, now let's move on to the next battle. Groundchuck vs Dirtbag." Said the announcer.
"Ah ain't fighting my bro." Said Groundchuck.
"Me neither." Said Dirtbag... "I got it! Rock Paper Scissors!"
"That's perfect, pardner!" Exclaimed Groundchuck as they faced off in Rock Paper Scissors.
"Really, bro?" Said Dirtbag as both threw rock.
"Let's go again!" Said Groundchuck. "Rock Paper Scissors! Dangflabit!" Both Groundchuck and Dirtbag kept throwing the same. It kept going for a few minutes until Dregg stood up angrily!
"That's enough! Have the bull advance to the next round as he looks more fearsome than the rat."
Traag and Slash entered the arena. Slash seemed more mellow than his previous round's appearance. Tragg pulled out a pistol type blaster and a knife. Slash kept it simple with a spiked mace. Both Traag and Slash circled each other waiting for the other to attack. Traag fired the first shot, which Slash deflected with the mace. Traag kept firing as Slash twirled the mace deflecting the shots like a Japanese anime character until he got close enough to slash at Traag. The Stone general parried the attack with his knife blade and Sparta kicked the Dimension X Monster tortoise, but it barely flinched. Slash chuckled as he slammed the mace on Traag's shoulder knocking the knife out of his hand. Slash went for another mace slam, but Traag was ready and caught the mace with his other hand.
"That first shot was luck. Now die!" Exclaimed Tragg as he headbutted Slash,who punched Traag on the ribs with his spikes piercing Traag's rocky exterior. As a way to show off his strength, Slash lifts Traag, who takes the opportunity to dropkick the Tortoise's face.
"Take that, stupid Turtle!" Said Traag as he landed. That's when he noticed that Slash had stuck a grenade on his wound. Traag's face changed to a surprised one before being blown up to bits. Slash hissed as he walked to the waiting area. The Rat King smiled.
Barbara hugged Nick. "Rat King was controlling Slash during the fight. He's been doing that to various fighters here." She said Telepathically.
"Slash is the winner. Now we prepare to advance to the quarter finals." Said the Announcer.