Nick of Time 3: Multiverse, schmultiverse!
Nick of Time 3:
Multiverse: schmultiverse!
Empty apartment above Draxum's (Rottmnt):
April dragged Nick to the mostly empty apartment where a bed, Sunita, Cassandra Jones, Draxum, and the Turtles were waiting.
"I have explained everything to everyone and I'm working on some remedies to speed up your mother's recovery." Said Draxum.
Donatello pointed some sort of scanner at Nick.
"It's odd. The scanner is getting an error as it can't pinpoint him as a human, mutant, or yokai."
"Didn't you hear Draxum? Kid here's all of the above!" Said Raphael.
"I'm older than you four." Replied Nick. "Also isn't it kinda creepy that you want to watch me fuck your friends?"
"Dude! We'd be so happy if we could even see a titty!" Said Michelangelo. "We don't get to see anything."
"Raise your hand if you have the legal age to vote in the United States." Said Nick as he, Cassandra Jones, April, and Sunita Raised their hands. "No vote, no titty. Also, exposing themselves to a minor could land the girls in hot water. So, go hang out with Baron Draxum or something. Better yet, return to Master Splinter, as he wouldn't want his sons corrupted by my perverted ways."
"Guys, just go, I wanna get laid especially with an incubus... Thise rarely happen and we have one here and willing, Go!" Exclaimed Sunita. "So about this do I need to be in human disguise or do I get to be in slime form?"
"Yes." Replied Nick. "So, how does your human disguise work? I'm guessing the big magic rock on your brooch has something to do with it."
"I need to have this brooch on, otherwise I am forced into my slime form." Replied Sunita.
"So you can't be naked. Unless: Kablam!" Exclaimed Nick as his hair glowed red. "Little incubus magic and you now have a fully human body temporarily. So strip!" Exclaimed Nick as he stripped as well.
*crackle boom* a spaceship materialozed on the New York skyline and all electric devices were hijacked by Dregg who announced his claim to ownership of the Earth.
"Fuuuck!" Exclaimed Nick as he exited the building through the fire escape and turned into demon mode and flew towards Dregg's ship. Tearing a hile through the hull, Demon Nick massacred Dregg's henchmen, obliterated the robots until he reached Dregg himself. "You, me. One vs one. I WIN, you die and lose any claim to Earth." Dregg was amused by the challenge.
"What happens when I win?" Asked Dregg.
"I leave this world forever." Daid Nick.
"Deal." Said Dregg as Nick opened up with a Shoryuken knocking Dregg backwards.
"Die... Monster... you don't belong in this world!" Exclaimed Nick. Meanwhile the Turtles, April, Casey, and Sunita were watching the fight at Draxum's.
"I got clamjammed by an alien." Said Sunita. April was trying to cheer her up.
"Dude is quoting Castlevania!" Said Michelangelo. "What a dork!"
"But it's kinda badass saying it to an alien overlord trying to invade Earth!" Replied Leonardo. "Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!! That's what I should've said to Shredder!"
"Right now it's just cockiness, if he can't back it up!" Said Raph. "So far he ain't that impressive."
"U-unless he's holding back and toying with Dredd-Dregg!" Said Donatello. "Based on what April told us about her small scuffle with him, he seems a lot stronger now. What if he's still holding back?"
"Guys, he's now using techniques from Darkstalkers. He seems like a Dimitri main. Ooh he just Midnight blissed Dregg!? Bro's going for the humiliating game! I think Donny's right!"Exclaimed Michelangelo.
Nick grabbed the big breasted cockroach girl that was the Midnight blissed Dregg and drained some of his life force. "Last Chance, Dregg. Surrender and leave with your life." Said Nick. Dregg laughed.
"Is that the best you can do?" Said Dregg. "I've been feigning weakness this whole fight just to test your abilities." The alien overlord grew two feet taller and sprouted extra Cybernetic arms.
"Do you see me quaking in my boots?" Replied Nick. "Before the battle even started, I launched an attack and it should be reaching this ship in a matter of-"
"Lord Dregg, a Giant Meteor is approaching! We're on its path!" Yelled one of Dregg's men.
"Take us to space. Let the Earth be doomed by its 'Savior', ironic, isn't it?" Said Dregg.
"Rakuhouha... nah, denjin hadoken, too weak with too much charge up time, Genki Dama? I know the budokai games are the loophole... but. I know. Uh Dreggy-poo? Ask your men about the status of the meteor. That'll distract you while I choose my next attack." Said Nick.
Meanwhile on Earth the turtles were watchingnin disbelief at how nonchalantly Nick was dismissing everything. "Did he really just tell an alien overlord what to do, so he can choose a final attack!? Is he retarded or something!?" Exclaimed April. "When he comes back I'm gonna give him an earful!"
"I'm gonna give him my butthole!" Exclaimed Sunita "and the best slimejob ever too!"
"He's kinda making me moist." Said Casey.
"Wait, he can redirect a Meteor?" Said Donatello as Dregg's men informed Dregg about the Meteor being redirected towards the ship.
"You've been toying with me all this time!?" Exclaimed Dregg angrily. "Ill-"
"Yes, yes, I'll kill you. You monster! You killed most of my men and plan to eradicate us all? I've heard it before. I gave you a chance to surrender. How dumb do you have to be to not realize that an alien bursting through your ship, slaughtering everyone in his way and challenging you in one to one combat was essentially a death sentence to you?" Said Nick. "You call yourself a great conqueror of galaxies and were unable to see the obvious writing on the wall. The time for Mercy is over. To anyone out there. This planet is protected. If you don't come in peace, we will fight back WITHOUT MERCY! Leave us alone, we leave you alone. Since Dregg chose violence, violence he'll get."
Nick summoned a Tonberry. The cute little monster waddled towards Dregg.
Meanwhile at Draxum's only Michelangelo had a worried face.
"Hey, Mikey! What's the deal with the robed yokai?" Asked Raphael.
"Tonberries look cute and cuddly but their Knives are insta-death." Replied Mikey.
"He's going for the overkill" said Donatello. "He pulled out a Big Fucking Gun 9000 from Old school DOOM! Then there's the Meteor"
The Tonberry stabbed Dregg on the shin and the Alien Overlord died and was destroyed to the atomic level by the BFG blast shortly before the ship was destroyed by the Supernova attack.
"Veni veni venias
Ne me mori facias" sang Nick before teleporting like Megaman and appearing in the apartment above Dregg's. "Hey, where did everyone go? I AM HERE! I'm also strong, fast, and fresh from the fight!" Nick was about to leave when April popped in and slapped him.
"What the Hell is wrong with you!? Blasting off, putting the Earth in jeopardy. You could've died! Nick, you asshole!" Exclaimed April with tears in her eyes.
"Less talky now show me the slimedriller!" Said Sunita as she hiked up her skirt. "I won't leave until I get magic dick! I was promised magic dick!"
"I'll shoo the turtles!" Said Casey as Nick stripped.
"I noticed you have a Latin accent so I'll call him Señor Pene! Hola señor Pene. I'm Sunita, please barf inside me!" Said Sunita.
"Sunita, your dorkiness is making me harder and I want to say thank you for giving me this opportunity." Said Nick as he entered the slime girl in her human disguise. "Huh? Seems humanlike... must be my lover transfiguration technique" Thought Nick as he kept pounding Sunita.
"Whoa... I've never felt so human!" Thought Sunita as Nick kept pounding her. "Could this be my brooch reacting to his incubus magic? In any case, this feels amazing!" She thought. "I'm cumming!"
Nick kept going but stopped. "Open your mouth, Sunita." Said Nick as he put his drenched cock in her mouth. Sunita began sucking on it. "You're a natural."
"Fenhs a faw ohs of iehohs" replied Sunita as Nick came down her throat. "Now for the main event!" Sunita turned into her slime form and squeezed Nick's dick between her slime boobs.
"I know they're not like super big, but I can give you a titfuck that no one will!"
Slime sex was unimpressive as Nick's face seemed slightly disappointed. "Let me use some Astral Dick energy" thought Nick as he managed to make Sunita's boobs feel like boobs and came on her face. She bent over and offered her slimy snatch and Nick was surprised when he penetrated the slime. This felt different and without the astral dick. It felt like a masturbator cup and Nick kept fucking Sunita in slime mode. He could see his cum spurting inside Sunita and how it filled her until Sunita literally exploded.
"Wait, is she alright?" Asked Nick a bit worried.
"You just fucked a girl until she exploded. That's some hardcore hentai shit right there." Said Casey. So, while slimechick reforms, who's next, me or April?"
"Like Hell, you're first!" April remarked angrily. "I saw him first and pretty much everyone fucked him before me! Besides he owes me big time!"
"You heard her Jones... in the mean time, put this on! I'll explain later." Said Nick as he gave Casey an outfit similar to his world's Casey. April began disrobing. Nick's dick twitched before he sat on the makeshift bed. "Lie down, April... Mmm boobies!" Nick growled as he began sucking and fondling April's breasts.
"What is it with white boys and boobs?" Asked April mildly annoyed.
"Technically, I have no idea. I just feel safe with a boob in my mouth." Replied Nick. "Small, medium, large, means nothing if I don't care for the girl they're attached to. But enough about me, let me explore, you!!"
Nick kept sliding down April's flat stomach, leaving a trail of kisses until he reached her mound. Undeterred, Nick slid himself like a serpent and was now underneath April's legs. By raising his head and shoulders, April's resistance gave way and exposed her moist nether regions to Nick. "I'm really going to miss this monumental beauty when I return to my Earth. I am thankful for the opportunity." Said Nick as he proceeded to pleasure April with his mouth.
Nick returned to kiss April and let her taste her own love juices before she felt the enemy phallus at her lower sanctum. "Do me." Said April as she wrapped her legs around Nick's waist.
***
MuTeens NYC HQ:
Renet returned to look through time and space and found the Dimension Nick has hidden in.
"Eh, it's not a timeline I've visited. But Nick's been busu burning energy. I'd say like in a few hours we can recover him." Renet remarked while Barbara was holding back all urges to beat up the Timestress. "I sense you're a bit angry..."
"Yeah... my boyfriend is galavanting across the Multiverse and possibly having sex with the us from other worlds!! I hope he at least took pics!" Said Barbara while rubbing her thighs. "But you better get Nick back ASAP, because Alicia and Grace are willing to bump off Savanti Romero off your archenemy spot."
"Just tell them that we found him, but he has erected something other than his dick that's stopping me from getting him." Said Renet. "Wait... like Elodeon's Time Machine travels through Time Und Relative Dimensions In Space!"
"We need to stop using that name, otherwise some Big British Cocks will rape us!" Replied Barbara. "To the Chronopotty! Ashley! It's time to get Triggered!"
Ashley popped out of the smart fridge. "We're talking Chrono Trigger or Twitter triggered? I know... You're Nick's Player 2. It's Triggering Time!" Right on cue Elodeon showed up.
"Auntie Ashley put me up to speed." Said Elodeon. "The 2024 version of the old man is now behaving like the 2044 version. Which dimension is it? He's got a few favorites:" Replied the Son Put of Time. "There's the one where April looks like the Mom from Halloweentown, The one where Irma is blonde and has big boobs, The Dimension where Shredder is stealing music to power up a machine to kill the turtles a dimension where Karai is Splinter's daughter, a Dimension where the MuTeens are genderbent... yes, he goes there to fuck himself. Huh, he added a dimension where April is black and has a hot and horny mom. There's a dimension where Street Fighter is real and the MuTeens help Guile and Chun Li defeat Shadaloo. No need to explain what he does in all of these." Said Elodeon with a hint of irritation in his voice. "Renet and Auntie Barbara are the ones coming with me... because they're here and can be discreet."
***
Empty apartment above Draxum's (Rottmnt):
April was completely spent and was laid down next to Sunita who had to reform once again.
"Jones, I wanna take some pics to remember you by." Said Nick "Also to show Jones how I fucked him in another dimension." Thought Nick as he used the Lover transfiguration technique to make Cassandra's hair longer and reminiscent of Nick's version of Casey. "First, let's lift the mask a bit, now slap your cheek with my dick!" Said Nick as he took various picks of Casey slappin her face with his dick and sucking it. "That's great Cass! I like your initiative! Keep going, cause I need to get that money shot!" Said Nick as Cassandra Jones kept sucking and jerking him off. "The Princess is in another castle!" Exclaimed Nick as he blew his load all over Casey's face.
"April, help me here. I need you to take pice of me fondling Cassie's breasts!" Said Nick as he slipped his hands under Casey's hoodie and fondled her breasts. Cassandra moaned as nick played with her nipples. "Now let me expose her delectable breasts as I stick one hand down her sweatpants." Said Nick as April's shots kept going. Without any warning, April pulled down Casey's pants and panties before photographing Nick fingering her.
"Damn! She's gushing like Niagara Falls down there!" Exclaimed April as she took more photographs. "I'm digging this paparazzi style shooting!" Taking Nick's dick on her hand, casey guided it to her eager snatch.
"No more foreplay, you scuzzbucket and shove it in!" Said Cassie hoarsely.
"As you wish Jones!" Said Nick while ramming himself inside Casey. "Holy shit, you're tight! Good thing you're so wet, Jones!" Exclaimed Nick as he took Casey's virginity. "Goonfuckinggala!" Nick kept pumping his dick inside Casey as she muttered incoherent sounds. "Hold on Jones, because your butthole is next." Remarked Nick as Casey came hard.
"You better not pout, you better not cry, you better not shout I'm coming in dry!" Said Nick as he spread Casey's buttcheeks with April taking Snapshots.
"Yeeeaaaaaarrrrgh!" Casey screamed while trying to hide the pain. "You fucking asshole! You could've lubed my fucking asshole first! At least go slowly!"
Nick obeyed as he took Cassandra's back cherry when the sounds of Elodeon's interdimensional and temporal displacement machine appeared in the apartment. Casey shuddered as she came hard with Nick. "April, this should be recorded on video." Said Nick. "Casey Jones, how do you describe what we just did?" Asked Nick."Please tell my universe's counterpart how was it."
"Yo, Me from another world. Nick fucked me good! I am his cockslut from another world." Said Casey before falling Asleep.
"Are you done, Old Man?" Said Elodeon. "Hop aboard for we have to go home."
"Will we see you again?" Said April.
"I hope so." Said Nick "watch over the me of this world... on case I don't return, he'll be your plan B." The door opened and Barbara was waiting.
"Babs, April, April, Babs... I won't say goodbye, but instead Until Next time!" Exclaimed Nick before he returned to his Earth.
As they were traveling through various universes, Nick was surprised how few universes had MuTeens but how all had Turtles.
"The Hamato boys hit the Universal Jackpot. But I will explore some of these..." said Nick "I need to find a world where I'm a girl and perverted enough to let myself be fucked by me."
"Ew... I wouldn't want to have sex with a male counterpart of myself." Said Barbara. "I already have you, which is a lot better."
"It bugs me that this Port-a-Potty is smaller on the outside and lacks British Music." Said Nick while Elodeon stared daggers at him. "And there's the Capaldi angry brows! Combined with the other Baker outfit and Jodie's lack of a penis! My Boy you're a walking Doctor Who reference and I don't want any BBCs on my ass!" Said Nick as Elodeon landed within the MuTeens HQ.
"Nick, you don't have to be such an ass with Elodeon!" Said Barbara.
"Kid's got the most awesome job in the world. He can travel through time and space, be a hero for those in need, but he's wasting his time being a brooding loner. He needs to lighten up and LIVE now that he's not stuck in a Warzone." Said Nick. "He hates his world's counterpart of me for dying and fucking up everything. I want him to harness that hatred and turn it into something positive. Just as Licia, Ashley, Natsumi, Celeste, Chloe, and You pushed me out of my darkness and made me a hero."
Once Nick exited the time machine, he walked to his room and took a shower. Once clean he went to Chloe's room.
*knocks to the rhythm of shave and a haircut two bits*
Chloe opened the door wearing one of Nick's red shirts. Grace was wearing another of Nick's shirts. Nick higged and kissed them both. "I'm sorry I had to leave, but this mastering my power quest has me going through time and relative dimensions in space is keeping me away from Family. Also, I need you two to come with me, because I'm going to call Tribble. That's my wife and I have to go to dimension X soon, so I kinda have to see if it's OK to bring you two with me."
"Dimension X is a weird place." Said Chloe "But it made me realize that I truly love Nick. I had a crush on him since middle school. He was known as Loki, the trickster Viking deity... but that's a story for another day because I don't feel like remembering the times I was an awful bitch and a bully."
Nick carried both Chloe and Grace to his room with a dual kidnappers carry and caressed their butts. "Sorry, side effect of this carrying style. Don't freak out!" Said Nick before using VG Logic to clip through his door and set both chloe and Grace on the couch before he videocalled Tribble.
"Niklas! You're back!" Said Tribble who was breastfeeding little My'lee. "Chloé! I've missed you! You must be Tails! Niklas has taked a lot about you! I can't wait until we meet in person so I can give you a hug and kiss for making Niklas so happy! Niklas, I WANT to have Chloé and Tails by my side As Soon as Possible!" Tribble said as she swapped breasts with My'lee gigling as she had a new milk jug to suckle from.
"I'm jealous of My'lee right now." Nick uttered before being hit by two pillows, Chloe and Grace being the attackers. "I'm not talking about the breast suckling! I mean that she's with Trib and not. Can't a guy miss his wife!? Geez! Just because I'm a literal sex demon, doesn't mean I'm thinking of sex 24/7." Exclaimed Nick with faux outrage.
"Go to sleep everyone, because I want you here by Earth morning." Tribble commanded.
"Y'all heard Commander Tribble. Off to bed! My bed, of course! Wait I hear mattresses shuffling. Trib, can we postpone our trip for a day. It seems I'm not going to leave tomorrow." Said Nick.
"I already knew. Alicia and I planned it. Everyone is waiting for you on our sublevel. Alicia and Barbara had some work done on it while you were gone." Said Tribble. "The Bedroom is amazing. Celi's Corner will get some locks, but Natsumi called it 'sugar disney'."
"Sugar Disney? Oh, Sugoi desu ne!" Nick explained. "That means 'that's amazing!' in Japanese. Would you mind if I bring our movie time traveler from a lost timeline? I think seeing the frontlines can help him get some focus and push back Krang's forces." Said Nick.
"Streaming here on dimension X? Sugar Disney, Niklas!" Exclaimed Tribble. "See you tomorrow or the day after!"
"I like Tribble... she's like a diet Auntie Licia!" Said Grace.
"Grace, Be careful how you refer to Alicia. I learned that the hard way." Said Chloe. "Nick is VERY protective of her..."
"Not just her... but of Barbara, Natsumi, Ashley, Celi, Chloe, Sarah, you, and the others." Said Nick as Chloe and Grace dragged him to the lowest sublevel.