Rise of the MuTeens 20: Operation intrude JP92

 Skies above the Costa Rican Coast: 06:50 Hours:

Bishop had Kellogg lead this mission for Nostalgia's sake as the MuTeens were sporting Taylor-made Sneaking Suits. Syrus was looking at the topographical map of the island and reviewing details. Natsumi was meditating. Bertram was shadowboxing and alternating with Squats Barbara was chatting with Ashley as Nick was sleeping. Kellogg activated a screen.

"You're to infiltrate this unnaturally expanded Island that we have dubbed Isla Nublar for obvious reasons. These being the iland is located Off the Coast of Costa Rica and it's full of Dinosaurs. There is a real island, but it was unnaturally enlarged and terraformed." Said Kellogg. "You're to infiltrate the Triceraton Fortress and make them leave Earth. It HAS to be you as you made the claim of being Earth's Protectors. We believe they're preparing to terraform the Earth into a Triceraton friendly planet. You have to put a stop to it!"

"PERRY!!" Sang Ashley which woke Nick up.

He pulled out a bandana and wrapped it on his forehead.

"Kept you waiting Huh?" Said Nick in a bad Keifer Sutherland voice. Everyone facepalmed.

"Can someone slap my stepbrother on the back of his head?" Exclaimed Alicia by radio.

"We haven't been through the opening cutscene and I'm getting abused via codec. I get no respect." Said Nick. "Let me guess. HALO jump due to the nature of the Island not allowing an underwater infiltration."  Nick put on his parachute. "Commencing Operation Markhor" Said Nick as he jumped off the Airship. 

"Did Nick just pull a Leeroy Jenkins?" Asked Alicia annoyed.

"Yes, he did. Right now he's probably singing the Snake Eater theme as he descend." Replied Barbara. "Change of plans, MuTeens. We're to retrieve GameDude and go as a squad. Since Nick is trying to solo this."  Said Barbara as she put on her parachute. "MuTeens let's rise to the occasion!" Barbara jumped. "Booyakasha!"

Natsumi wore her parachute and followed. "Banzai!"

Bertram and Sy put on their chutes. "Brother, I have no catchphrase for my jump." Said Syrus as Betram jumped.

"Geronimo!" Yelled Bertram. Syrus gulped and jumped.

"Sir Isaac Newton!" Yelled Syrus as he descended into madness with the rest of the MuTeens. Unfortunately, the wild winds separated the MuTeens.

***

Volcano:

Nick landed on the mountains near a volcano.  Nick chuckled. Taking a look of his surroundings,  Nick noticed movement. He quickly activated Detective mode. He noticed a Velociraptor not so subtly hiding, but 2 were trying to corner Nick... "clever girl" he muttered as he pulled out a Shotgun. Tapping the small infinity symbol on his Bandana, Nick was ready for the ambush. "Girls, this should've been in the Jungle." Said Nick. "Alan! Alan! A-lan!? Alan!" Nick taunted the raptor as he tried to escape the ambush circle. The raptors kept moving to keep Nick in the circle, but he jumped out of the way! With three raptors chasing Him, Nick was looking to get away, but the raptors were persistent! 

*Bang! Bang!*

One Raptor dead. It dropped a Medikit, but Nick needed to eliminate the other raptors. As the second Raptor approached, Nick did a backflip and shot the second Raptor down. The third Raptor lunged at Nick, but he did a counter roll and shot the third Raptor in the back. "Aha!" Said Nick as he picked up the medikit, some Uzi clips and a strange key card.

"What in Donald Gennaro did you just do Nick?" Said Ashley as she popped up.

"You mean the lawyer who got eaten by a Motherfucking T-Rex?" Said Nick.

"Book version you Dingus. While we're at it, Destroy those Raptor eggs!"Said Ashley as she played the appropriate music. "Guess I'll play the Ellie to your ALAN!!" 

"Ash, I already made the JP3 Alan joke. I still need to play the Raptorcarina..." said Nick. 

"What about the others?"

"They're mad you pulled a Leeroy Jenkins!" Said Ashley... "But, the whole being on a Jurassic Park at home,  has calmed them a bit... I on the other hand had a small scare." 

"Scarier than Velociraptors?" Asked Nick.

Ashley simply played a video. Nick shuddered before making a poor impression of the Dilophosaurus.

"Yup! And luckily I digitized myself before I got bit by one. They don't spit Venom like in JP." Said Ashley.

"Weird, these raptors weren't scientifically accurate, but the Dilos were?" Said Nick as he destroyed another Raptor Nest. Ashley mede Swiss cheese out of a Raptor with a pair of Uzis.

"Nick, we're done!" Said Ashley as she saw a "Rompehuevos" achievement complete sign pop up. "Let's go find the others!" 

"Whatever you say Memelady!" Replied Nick as he tipped his invisible fedora.

***

Fertile plains:

Natsumi headed North across the plains. She was mildly nervous as this left her exposed to the elements and potential enemies. Also, it was nearly impossible to Shadowwalk. "Baka Onii-chan!" Muttered Natsumi as she saw a herd of gallimimus running by. "Kore wa jurashikku pāku desu." Natsumi giggled as she imagined Nick and Ashley badly humming the Welcome to the Island theme. She followed them up to the artificially made river. There she split from them as she saw a wall made by intelligent life. She tapped the wall with a Kunai. Sounded like metal plated concrete.

"This doesn't make sense." Thought Natsumi. "The construction feels Too Terran. Oh no, I just sounded a bit like Syrus. I need to get laid." Thought Natsumi as she began climbing the wall.

***

Enclosure:

Barbara landed on a wooded area that was surrounded by a beautiful wall. She detached herself from the parachute as she tried to get her bearings WITHOUT using her flight power in order to avoid being seen. Everything was quiet, too quiet. No birds chirping, no animal noises, nothing. Barbara slowly turned around to see the Tyrant Lizard King itself staring at her. The creature took a sniff before trying to Eat Barbara, but missed as the MuTeen leader leapt back to avoid the T-Rex's jaws. 

"Dammit, Jurassic Park! They actually have great vision!" Said Barbara as she flew low to the ground to avoid the chasing T-Rex.

"Ashley! Play me the T-Rex's chase music from Jurassic Park!" Said Barbara while dodging the bite attacks of the T-Rex. The T-Rex let out a growl that sounded like an idling motorcycle. Barbara looked back and didn't notice a second T-Rex that showed up as she crashed into it. With a dull thud, Barbara hit the ground. She was able to pull up a shield to protect herself from the curious T-Rex. Then all of a sudden, she heard Xenogears Music. 

Nick attacked the Dinosaur with a flurry of attacks before Finishing up with a Fireball.

"Barbara!!" Yelled Nick as he prepared up another attack on the now angry T-Rex. "I got a surprise for the Motherfucking T-Rex!" Said Nick ad he Materialized a Weltall.  Nick chuckled. "That's right... Xenogears references to the rescue!" Said Nick as he hopped aboard Weltall while carrying Barbara. 

As Weltall, Nick unleashed another combo on the T-Rex,  but now it's friend joined up the fray.

"Haha! The Fun has been doubled!" Exclaimed Ashley as she merged with Weltall. "I know this is Disc 2 stuff, but I've unlocked System Id, enjoy, Mr. Wong Fei Fong.!" Said Ashley as she returned to Nick's phone. 

After getting the Power surge from System Id, Nick was able to overpower the two T-Rexes and Finish them. Once the Battle was over, Nick held Barbara as Weltall disappeared.

"I choked..." said Barbara. "How did you get here so fast?" 

"Ash found a ricer entrance and I went through it. Had to used Detective mode, but it had a small pathway where I could walk through.  It was too small for a Triceraton though." Said Nick. "If I had Natsumi's Shadowwalk, it would've been a breeze to go through there."

*breep breep*

"This is Snake..." said Nick.

"No time for games, Nick. Natsu is one click south. She just got up the wall." Said Alicia. "Now, get Natsumi so you can continue with the mission."

"Alright, Mini-Boss..." replied Nick using his Snake Voice. "Let's stick together, Babs!"

Nick and Barbara backtracked to the wall where they found Natsumi catching her breath.

"Holy shit! Natsumi!" Said Nick as he grabbed and carried Natsumi. "You climbed that wall alone! There was a river entrance with maintenance passages that would've allowed you to Shadowwalk easily!" Said Nick as he held Natsumi close to him.

"We're four out of six... whoever is behind this spared no expense." Said Barbara before laughing.

"Naruhodo, jurashikku pāku no in'yōdesu ne." Said Natsumi. 

"Let's find the Stockbros and finish the mission!" Said Nick. "I have a feeling that things are going crazy at home. Licia's crankier than normal."

"Hey! I'm the boss!" Exclaimed Barbara. 

"I'm the Raphael to your Leonardo... except that when I say 'Fuck you!' I mean it as an action I'll do. Ashley, please don't ship Lephael or Raphnardo." Said Nick as he pulled a card oard box put of thin air.

Aviary Dome:

Syrus and Bertram managed to land atop a giant clear dome.

"It's a good thing WE were the ones to land atop this dome." Said Syrus. "Had it been Nicholas, we'd be hearing non stop about his desire to ejaculate all over Miss Ananda's dome."

"For real... but Incubus with redhead fetish. It's obvious that his baser instincts would awaken." Replied Bertram. "Sy, I've been thinking... remember Megan? Maybe we should give her a call."

"For the last time, brother... I'm not interested in such carnal pleasures... but then again, I'm a brooding Superhero now... Perhaps I could try to contact Megan AFTER the Mission." Said Syrus. 

The Stockbros found an access hatch to what it seemed an aviary.

"Seems like whoever behind this is a bit obsessed with Jurassic Park." Said Bertram as he shapeshifted into Samuel L. Jackson.

"This is no time for jokes, brother." Said Syrus as he slithered towards Bertram. "Too many Ptero-types here." 

"Cade must be referencing Dino Crisis right now." Said Bertram as he saw a Majestic Pteranodon perched on a rafter. "Since these are birds of prey, we must assume they have great sense of vision." 

"Like on Jurassic Park, we can't be certain how these man-made abominations, yes brother, I'm well aware of the irony in that statement." Said Syrus. "Perhaps we should fuse in order to not look like prey for the Pteranodon..." 

Once fused SyBertError scared off the Pteranodon, who dropped a deuce while flying away. 

"Their turds are acidic, that's why these. Walkways are rusting..." Bertram mused as Syrus rolled his eyes. 

"Uric Acid to be precise, Dear Brother!" Exclaimed Syrus. "It eats through lacquer, paint, and obviously metal. But enough high school chemistry! We need to reach the main building!" Syrus and Bertram kept descending while keeping interactions with the Dinosaurs to a minimum. At the bottom, they saw the river. 

"This river flows North to South. The others are to the south, but the facility is to the North." Thought Syrus out loud. 

"The others would be to the south, but our target is to the North." Replied Bertram. "We could head south and attempt to meet the others, or head North. What are you thinking, Sy?"

Syrus remained silent for a moment. "We follow the Mission." Said Syrus coldly. "We don't know if they're dead or Alive. The Aviary is scrambling our comms. Once outside we call them." 

"Well, shit!" Replied Bertram. "It's a Quetzalcoatlus! This is the part where Cade would request some boss music."

"Cade isn't here, brother, so Let's go Donald Gennaro on this bitch!" Replied Syrus. "Book version of Gennaro." Syrus Clarifoed before jumping and punching the giant Pterosaur on the beak.

"Being HellRayzor has boosted your confidence, bro!" Said Bertram as the Stockbros judo flipped the Quetzalcoatlus and impale it with HellRayzor styled blades.

"Those trees will be sufficient." Said Syrus as he impaled the Quetzalcoatlus on three trees displaying it's full wingspan.

"Huh, you made a Final Fantasy VII reference for Cade..." said Bertram as he saw his brother's handiwork. "Wonder how many millions this 'Hammond' has thrown down the toilet thanks to us!" Bertram mused as they located a maintenance passage heading North.