Sage Wolfsbane: Dark Hunter zer0: Guest Starring GameDude
Sage Wolfsbane: Dark Hunter #1:
A New Begining:
Alphonse Wolfe's Occult Shoppe and Apothecary:
After the incident with the CRAP Survivalist group, Gwendolyn Wolfe stood in front of her father's store. "Saved by a demon... an Incubus of all demons! He was kinda cute though... Dammit, Gwen, that's residual energy from the Incubus." Thought Gwen as she fumbled with her keys. The door opened on its own.
"Gwendolyn Stacy Wolfe!" Said Alphonse Wolfe calmly. "You've been gone for five days without calling! Where were you!?" Asked Alphonse even calmer. "I've been worried about you."
"Dad, it's the Joneses... there seems to be an Incubus preying on them." Replied Gwen. "He claims Lilith is gone." Stripping off her clothes, Gwen stood inside a magic circle that began glowing. Once it stopped Alphonse handed her some fresh clothes. He dumped the dirty clothes inside a chest.
"You mentioned an incubus. Tell me more." Said Alphonse as he took out a pouch and drank from it.
"Let me get my tablet first." Said Gwen as she went past the break room and down to her room. Minutes later, Gwen came back with her tablet and showed Alphonse some clips from the MuTeens, specifically GameDude clips.
"The GameDude is a Cambion, son of a Succubus. Not too aware of his demonic nature. He didn't seem to be aware of my own nature." Said Gwendolyn as she grabbed her own pouch and began to drink. "He was aware of Lilith's existence, which worries me. He's a bit cynical, as he mocked some of our methods."
"Invite him over. Let's chat with him. I'll watch from the shadows." Said Alphonse. "Here's his phone number, call."
Gwen took the number and called.
"Hello?" Asked Nick.
"Uh, Hi! This is Gwendolyn... we met earlier today, You saved me from the Crazy rednecks with the Deer Girl and the Joneses..."
"Yeah, I remember you. Flat goth with the Zorg hairdo and Plant Names!" Nick interrupted. "Are you asking me out on a date? By date I mean, I go to your place with the expectation if sex, but end up in a magic circle ambush where you try to get a confession out of me? If so, there's no need for subterfuge or threats of sodomy with a crystal strap-on."
"What!?" Gwen asked enraged as Alphonse made some hand gestures to tone it down.
"There's no threats of... you sex demons are a bunch of freaky pervs! I just NEED to make sure you're not evil, as the Jonses are friends of my family!" Said Gwen.
"I'll see you on Friday." Said Nick.
"Friday it is... I'm looking forward to the weekend!" Replied Gwen before blushing.
"Ah, I see now." Said Alphonse. "He's been raised as a human unaware of his true nature. This could be useful to us. Rest for the next two days, as you will need to be in your best shape for Friday"
Friday: Alphonse Wolfe's Occult Shoppe and Apothecary:
A man enters the shop and begins browsing the arcane items as Gwen approached him. "There's no need for that disguise. I knew it was you since you entered. Your Aura gives you away." Said Gwen.
"Yo, Earf-chan! I'm over here!" Said Nick as he was looking at the mermaid fins. "You just scared off a tourist." Nick chuckled at the red faced Gwen.
"Did you imply I'm flat?" Asked Gwen angrily.
"Did not imply, I flat out stated that you are like a stickman. Flat with a big head. Also, I was able to suppress my Aura and trick you." Nick boasted. "So Inquisition first, or date? I'd rather get over the torture part first."
Gwen pointed towards a wall. "Discretely, pull the handle on the door that says: 'Do not enter, Employees Only' and wait for me there while I close up the shop." Said Gwen before returning to attend the last three customers.
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Break room:
Nick laid down on the loveseat and took a small nap when Gwen entered the Break Room.
"Go downstairs, strip down to your underwear and lay down face up on the bed." Said Gwen as she pushed Nick down the spiral staircase. Nick noticed the room was decorated for a goth teen/young adult. He chuckled when he noticed a Mathlete trophy to Gwendolyn S. Wolfe.
"Pleace tell me that the S. Doesn't stand for Stacy." Asked Nick.
"Yes, I'm aware of my Namesake... Replied Gwen "Get on the bed while I handcuff you to the posts. Yes, that's good!" As Gwen handcuffed Nick, his body had a natural reaction.
"Before you say anything, even flat girls can be sexy and getting handcuffed to a bed by a sexy goth sounds like a recipe for fun times." Said Nick. "Wait, you graduated College in 2019? Are you like 30?"
Gwen sighed."I'm 23. I graduated High-school at 15 and got out of college at 18. Don't know what any of that has to do with oh... You're just making sure that you are engaging in sex with adults! Who said anything about us sleeping together!?"
"Are you forgetting I'm an Incubus. Sex is my area of expertise and you're horny as hell." Said Nick. "So, let's do this interrogation thing right."
The Magic circle surrounding the bed began glowing as a light blue Aura surrounded Nick. He began screaming in pain. Gwen got spooked for a moment until she realized Nick was hamming it up. "Idiot!" Said Gwen. "Now as compelled by the Circle's power, State your name, Demon!"
"My name is- My name is Nicholas Raymond Cade. Great Grandson of Lilith, the Queen of the Succubi." Said Nick while hamming it up.
"What happened to Lilith!?" Asked Gwen.
"I killed her. She had kidnapped me and my girlfriend. She tried to seduce me, I killed her and scattered her ashes." Said Nick normally. "Anything else?"
Gwen was pensive as Alphonse used telepathy.
"Who's commanding Lilith's Army?" Asked Gwen.
"Uh, we have an army!? As far as I know all I have is a bunch of horny Succubi that Ash and I are teaching them the Power of Love. Is that the Army?" Nick replied confused.
"Do you like me?" Asked Gwen.
"No. I find you irritating in the Third Wave Feninist man-hating ways. If you weren't so bitchy, I'd probably tolerate you as a FwB... but honestly, there's something on the back of my head screaming at me to NOT STICK MY DICK IN YOU!!" Nick looked shocked. "Cut it out! The circle has removed my filters and I'm blurting everything in my head. Trust me, my head is not a safe space! Don't push me, cause I'm close to the edge... " said Nick as he was transforming into Wrath Form. The circle stopped glowing and Nick broke off the cuffs before returning to normal.
"What the fuck!? How did you break the cuffs!?" Asked Gwen.
"Chowdah... you're going to take me to the best Chowdah in town." Said Nick. "Since you invited me, you're paying for the Chowdah! 21st Century, equality and all that." Nick got dressed via inventory. "I humored your magic circle crap. Now let's go, I'm starving."
"I need to go to the little girls room." Said Gwen.
"Report your findings to Abraham Van Helsing, who was most likely listening in." Said Nick. I've worked for Alphabet agencies and this was very similar to their MO... if I was doing a D&D campaign." Said Nick before heading upstairs.
"He's attuned to his abilities, even if he doesn't understand them." Said Alphonse. "If he did kill Lilith, as he stated, then he would be a powerful asset to defeat our enemy. Treat him nicely, despite his annoying personality. Be careful."
"I will, father." Said Gwen as she went with Nick.
Diner:
Gwen brought Nick to an old school Diner. It seemed to be stuck in 1984. "It's Friday. They got chowdah here!"
"Is it the best in town?" Asked Nick.
"You be the judge... in 45 minutes when our first batch is done. Miss Wolfe's father gave us a call ahead to prepare Chowdah ahead of the lunch rush as Gwen had an important guest." Said the waitress. "I'm Dottie, but you can call me anytime and anywhere." Said Dottie as Gwen rolled her eyes. "I'll be back woth some watah."
"Why do I feel this is some test?" Said Nick. "Dottie is not one of mine, but she's a sex demon. Could be am Alp since she looks of Germanic Ancestry. Not a Lilim, by the looks of it. Since she lives so close to you, I must assume she's following the No-kill rule, otherwise you would have..." Nick chuckled at the fuming Gwen.
"That is the furthest thing from the truth. Dottie is human. A bit weird, but human." Replied Gwen.
"Wanna bet?" Said Nick. As Dottie came back with water, Nick mumbled something unintelligible.
"Please use the restroom located on the back second door." Said Dottie before she left.
"Told ya. I speak demonese and so does Dottie, as she understood when I asked to use the little demon room. If you'll excuse me, I got to go numbah two." Said Nick.
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Bathroom:
As Nick stood in front of the Bathroom door, Dottie pulled him inside.
☆"Who are you!? How do you know daemonese?"☆ Asked Dottie as she grabbed Nick by the Neck.
☆"Let me go and strip."☆ said Nick as he unzipped his pants. ☆"You wanted to suck my life energy when you thought I was a human. Now don't make me bend your will for my pleasure. My time Bubble won't last long and I intend to give you a better source."
Dottie obliged and began titfucking Nick. "Wait, are you him? The so-called Phantom Incubus. We know about Queen Ashleen who inherited Lilith's throne, but she says her Incubus twin brother is far too busy in the human world... You resemble Ashleen." Said Dottie.
"Are you an Alp?" Nick asked Dottie who stopped. "Look. I've played a few RPGs where Succubi, Alp, and There was another name, but I can't remember it right now. It starts with Q... In any case you're not one of mine, so I guessed. Open wide, my chowder's almost ready!" Nick Exclaimed as Dottie began sucking. "Yoga Flame!!" Exclaimed Nick as he finished inside Dottie's mouth and a small glob of semen escaped her nose. "Main course, Dottie..." said Nick as he turned her over.
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While Nick was in the bathroom, Gwen was having a telepathic conversation with her father. "Father, did you know that Dottie from the diner was an Alp?" Gwen asked annoyed.
"Yes, we have reached an understanding as her kind doesn't get along with people like us. With the power vacuum created by Lilith's death, the Succibi might be less controllable than our good friend Nicholas thinks. After you finish your luncheon, go visit Rabbi Goldberg." Said Alphonse telepathically.
Nick returned to the table. "What did I miss?"
"What did I miss?" Replied Gwen.
"Yep! Dottie IS an Alp. She tried to Fuck my brains out." Said Nick. "Before you tey to go Buffy on her, she's a good one. She grew attached to some human kids and she's helping them."
Dottie came with the chowder.
"I hope you like it" she said eagerly waiting for Nick to try it.
"It's not the best Chowder I've had, but it's in the top 5. Service on the other hand is superb!" Saod Nick after he wolfed down the chowdah. "Dottie. Would you kindly bring the bill?" Said Nick as he pulled out his wallet and paid the bill.
"No tip?" Asked Gwen.
"He already gave me an amazing tip!" Said Dottie with a smile as she walked back to the kitchen with Nick's plate.
"Wait, you fucked a stranger who's an Alp?" Said Gwen as Nick laughed. "What's so funny?"
"You somehow managed to butcher one of my Old Man's favorite movie quotes. I'm almost starting to not hate your guts..." said Nick. "NO, I didn't fight a stranger in the Alps. I made love to a friend in the mouth, in the pussy, in the ass on her tits, on her buttcheeks, on her hands, on her feet... come of ny hot demon gel came put her nose. Then I used my semen clone technique to. Give her a one man bukkake."
Gwen was blishing but snapped at Nick. "Why the fuck are you even telling me this!? You asshole!"
"Good, I'm an asshole... once you stop being a raging cunt, we can begin the friendship process and you might enjoy Dragon." Said Nick.
"I swear, if you say Deez Nutz all over yo face! I'm gonna punch you in the dick!" Replied Gwen. "I need to go to the local Synagogue. Rabbi Goldberg needs help. I'd ask you to not come, but I'm afraid of letting you out without supervision."
"I don't stick my dock in everything that moves. You haven't received my delicious creme filling." Said Nick as they both arrive to the Synagogue and find it vandalized. Various graffiti with antisemitic slurs. Rabbi Goldberg walked towards Gwen.
"Shalom Alekhem" Said Rabbi Goldberg.
"Alekhem Shalom" responded Gwen.
"What she said." Replied Nick. "I don't speak Hebrew, alright. Rabbi, I know this isn't my business, but did you see who did this to the Synagogue"
"Aren't you an atheist?" Asked the Rabbi.
"No, My religious beliefs are not important. Right now all I see is a person who needs help and my particular set of skills may be able to solve your problem." Said Nick as he investigated the area with detective mode.
"It's the weird Committee to Rebuild American Patriotism group. A few days ago, someone blew up one of their safehouses and forty members went missing." Said the Rabbi as Nick gulped. In any case, Gwendolyn, do you have the crystal I asked from your father?"
Gwen handed over a small black box with a red orb inside.
"Please stop your atheist friend from poking around." Said the Rabbi as Nick pocketed a small matchbook he found.
"Glad I could help, Rabbi Goldberg!" Said Gwen as she grabbed Nick.
"I'm not an atheist dammit!" Replied Nick as Gwen dragged him away from the Synagogue.
Once far enough, Gwen threw Nick into some bushes. "You found something, spit it out."
"Where's the Thunderbird's Down?" Asked Nick.
"That place is trouble." Said Gwen. "Bar brawls and CRAP members are common."
"So, the guys who vandalized the Synagogue will be there. I'm ready to bring those idiots to Justice." Said Nick."Nevermind. Found it on Google. It isn't that far." Nick began walking towards the Bar.
"Nicl, I won't be able to help you. I can only fight the supernatural. A bunch of racist Rednecks are not supernatural." Said Gwen as she ran after a
Nick.
***
Thunderbird's Down:
When Nick and Gwen arrived, the bar was nearly demolished with many CRAP members laying dead in various stages of dismemberment. A buxom brunette waitress was hiding under a car. She was shaking with fear. When Nick noticed her with detective mode, he gently approached the car.
"Miss, are you alright? My name is Nicholas. Some people call me GameDude and I'm here to help." Said Nick as he stood in front of the car. "Don't be alarmed. I'm going to lay down on the floor to see if you're OK. Hi, I'm Nick! I'll be your Superhero today. Would you like me to get this car out of the way so we can talk?" Asked Nick with a friendly voice. The waitress nodded and Nick gently moved the car out of the way.
"Are you hurt?" Asked Nick as she shook her head. "You are shaking, allow me to give you a hug for the sake of sharing my body heat woth you and to help you feel safe." Said Nick as he stretched his arms towards her. The waitress slowly crawled to Nick and let him hug her. He began caressing the back of her head and gently rocking while she straddled the sitting Nick
"Thanks for saving me." The waitress whispered. "I'm Katherine, but you can call me Kitty." Said the waitress as Gwen rolled her eyes.
"Kitty, what happened here?" Asked Nick as he kept caressing Kitty's head and upper back.
"The CRAP heads were celebrating some vandalism and getting rowdy and drunk like they usually do. Then this big rock monster with a red gem came by and wrecked the place up. He went to the woods following the CRAP heads." Said Kitty. "I'm scared!"
Nick kept hugging her and trying to reassure her. Kitty was still shaking and gasped when she felt Nick's dick poking at her panties. "I'm so sorry about that!" Nick stammered. "It has a mind of its own..." Nick looked down and muttered "Not the time you Judas!"
Kitty blushed. "It's OK. It happens. I'm the one to blame for sitting like this and rubbing myself on you. It would've been weird if it hadn't sprung into action." She finally notices Gwen. "Oh, you're with the Occult shop girl... no wonder weird shit is happening." Said Kitty. "Careful, she might put a hex on you."
"Very funny Katharine. It's been 8 years. Not my fault that you're 26 and still unmarried." Replied Gwen. "Let's go loverBOY. The Monster went into the woods."
"Katherine, can you drive home? I don't want to leave you alone here..." Nick said in a reassuring tone. "Once you get home, climb unto your bed and read this. It'll help you relax and sleep. Don't read it before or else you'll fall asleep and can't have you doing that in unsafe place." Nick handed Kitty a piece of paper. Once Kitty drove off, Nick walked towards the woods.
"What did you give her?" Asked Gwen with a small degree of worry.
"A one time use Orgasm card. To help her relax after this experience. I use a random word or phrase that isn't commonly used to activate an on demand orgasm that I can plant on people." Said Nick. "It's less Incubus magic, more Videogame Stat hacking." As they got deeper into the woods, bits and pieces of CRAP members were found.
"I noticed you aren't squeamish about dead bodies... what's your body count... I mean kill count?" Asked Gwen. "Mine is 20 humans, 5 demons, 3 Succubi, 2 Qarinahs, 3 Vampires with two of them being Nosferatu and a Jiangshi, 5 Weres, a bear, a tiger, two wolves, and a Drake..."
"Mine is bigger... about 50 to 60 humans. They all deserved it. Nearly a Million of Stone Warriors from Dimension X, 2 no 3 Succubi. All blood related. Two of them I killed them indirectly by existing. So yeah, I'm a Genocidal monster. That's the reason why I was seemingly laying it on thick on Kitty." Said Nick. "To remind myself that the hero is who I want to be and the monster is who I want to avoid. Both ARE me, but I want to protect, not destroy."
"Ugh... you really believe the crap you just spouted?" Said Gwen condescendingly. "You're worse than I thought... You really play too many games and watch too much anime..."
"And 80s cartoons. My parents forced them on me. That's why I'm corny..." replied Nick as they reached a clearing and they saw a Golem breaking the last CRAP head in half.
"Heh! A boss battle. Attack the big glowy red orb... easy peasy!" Said Nick as he summoned a whip. "Die Monster! You don't belong in this world!" Said Nick once again quoting Castlevania Symphony of the Night. Deftly whipping the crystal orb, Nick managed to Crack it, which enraged the Golem. Moving incredibly fast for such a lumbering giant, the Golem managed to pin Nick to the ground as Gwen moved superhuman fast and struck the Golem's forehead. This caused the Golem to crumble into clay chunks as Nick was dumbfounded.
"This is not a videogame where you attack the enemy crab." Said Gwen. "Golems are easy if they have their incantations visible. Rabbi Goldberg made a mistake of putting the incantation on the forehead. He probably sped up the process due to your presence. All I had to do was erase the first Character from the word 'Emeth' which means truth. I changed it to 'Meth' don't laugh." Said Gwen as Nick was chuckling.
"Jessie, we need to cook!" Nick chortled.
" Hey! Listen! 'Meth' is death in Hebrew... and quite convenient, since methamphetamine leads to death. Your immaturity is rubbing off on me."
"Guess I better go home then." Said Nick. "Kitty got home."
"Wait..." said Gwen. "I'm sorry for being a bit of a bitch. Can I see it?" Gwen made a puss in boots face.
"Fine, but let's find a secluded place away from here, since I want to avoid dealing with Law enforcement." Said Nick.
"I know the place" Said Gwen. "I will show you something there. It's not a Dick... I figured you out, Mr. Cambion." Replied Gwen.
"Blegh! I hate that term. It's lame sounds like Truck in Spanish with a B shoved randomly." Said Nick.
Gwen grabbed Nick in a fireman carry. "Hang on Spider monkey." before running at superhuman speed. "You're not the only one with powers." Exclaimed Gwen as they reached the cellar of an abandoned house.
"We won't be disturbed here." Said Gwen as she removed her jacket and shirt, revealing some plate armor covering her chest. After removing the plate armor, Nick saw her boobs for the first time.
"They're small, but they suit you perfectly... Gymnastics background?" Asked Nick.
"Your clothes, take them off. I want to, no I NEED to see it." Exclaimed Gwen as she began tugging Nick's pants down. "Your cock I want it... pop my cherry, Nick, PLEASE! I'm going to die if you don't deflower me! PLEASE!!" Gwen was begging desperately as she removed her pants and Chastity Belt. "After I felt it when Interrogating you, my father forced this accursed belt on me!" Once the Chastity Belt was removed,Nick could smell Gwen's arousal, but her scent felt off. It felt metallic, but Nick chalked it off to the Chastity Belt.
As Nick took off his pants, his dick sprung into action with Gwen caressing it. "It radiates so much heat! It almost burns!" Said Gwen as she played with Nick's dick. "I love how throbbing it is and how the veins pulsate. And so warm... Much better than f- the other one I've touched." Saod Gwen as she slapped it against her face and kissed it. In a flash, she had pushed Nick back and sat on his face. "As you can guess, I'm not fully human. I too am a Cambion. So, I have a favor to ask. I am a hemophage and I need..."
"Whoa, Whoa, whoa... calm your cute tits Vampire Hunter D" said Nick. "You're not trying to bite my dick off, aren't ya?" He held her head away from his dick. "The metallic smell is from the blood you feed off. You use Animal blood, which gives you that weird taste in your fluids."
"Nothing will happen to your dick, Nick." Said Gwen. " If you're so afraid, let me drink from your neck... or in this position from your thigh."
Gwen once again gave Nick the Puss in boots stare.
"If you hurt my dick you will have 3 Armies that will not rest until you're destroyed down to the atomic level." Said Nick as Gwen enlarged her fangs andlicked Nick's shaft. A small prick was all Gwen needed as she sucked his cock and got her plasma feeding. By the time Nick came, the small incision had been cured and globs of pink semen were oozing out of Gwen's nose.
"Holy shit, Nick! Your blood is amazing. Has a weird taste. Not the Demon blood. I've that before... but I feel like I got Blood in my cocaine! Ooh! You're hard again! Let me suck your cock once more! I love your body heat! It almost makes me feel like I'm melting! Hello again, Master Penis!" Exclaimed Gwen with an Unnatural excitement for the goth Dhampir before swallowing Nick's dick. She shuddered as she had another orgasm from Nick licking her ass.
"Gwen, we've fooled around enough. Time to make love to you." Said Nick as he was rubbing himself against her entrance.
"About that..." said Gwen. "Once you put it in, don't pull it out completely or my healing factor will kick in and make me a virgin again." Nick giggled. "Why are you giggling? If you call me permavirgin I'm going to flick your nuts."
Nick gulped hard before slowly entering Gwen. He stopped at her resistance. "I'll try to be gentle" he said as Nick used his Incubus powers to mitigate the damage but Gwen grabbed unto Nick and shoved herself in.
"Yes!" Exclaimed Gwen as she finally felt her first Incubus dick. "Feels so much better than a Vampire's or a Weretiger. Do not recommend. It took a week for my that to recover." Said Gwen as she pushed Nick to lie down. "You might be the expert, but this is MY show." Nick simply nodded and watched her small breasts bounce.
"Stop it! I know they're small!"
"No, they're perfect." Replied Nick as he began playing with them. This cause Gwen to become more animalistic in her movement and noises. Nick began twitchingand was able to get out of Gwen's pin and pulled out completely.
"Not inside, Gwen!" Nick growled with demonic voice and turned Gwen around. "You want to be animalistic, then Doggy style it is!" Exclaimed Nick as he pinned her head down to the floor and began ravishing her raised snatch. Both were growling as they savagely tried to merge their bodies as one. Noticing the goth girl's puckered starfish, Nick let his tongue grow Venom sized and prepare her butthole for him. Once it was slick and wet enough. He unceremoniously entered her asshole which drove Gwen to an orgasm. She slumped on the floor and began panting. Nick pulled out and came all over her back.
"Why didn't you cum inside?" Asked Gwen with a raspy voice. Reverting to normal form. Nick simply kissed her forehead.
"I felt like it was a bad idea..." said Nick.
***
Alphonse Wolfe's Occult Shoppe: 2044:
The young clerk attending the shop was Handing some herbal remedies to a customer as the cash fell off her hand. "What's happening?" Exclaimed the young Mrrl Naomi Wolfe as she faded away from existence. A 43 year old Gwen entered the room and apologized to the customer as she left for a moment.
"I'm not sure what it was, but It's Professor Cade's fault." Muttered Gwen as she picked up the customer's cash.
***
Abandoned House in the woods: 2024:
As Saturday dawn began, Nick saw Gwen fingering herself. "Dude, you spent having sex with an Incubus for 10 hours and you're still horny? Damn! You're almost as bad as Ashley!" Said Nick.
"Oh, I'm not horny." Replied Gwen. "I just like how it feels. That's Normal! We'll, you're a dude!"
Nick chuckled as he noticed the dawning sun hitting Gwen. She was glimmering. "Oh gawd no..." Nick looked aghast as Gwen's naked body shone like a Twilight Vampire for a few seconds before going back to normal.
"Yes. I sparkle... but only when the sun rises and sets." Said Gwen. "That's why I usually wear goth clothing. They hide the shimmer a bit better. Ask away."
"I know about the True Vamps made by Meemaw and a sibling." Said Nick. "I know of the bitten, which are the most common. I know about the Nosferatu, which are Bitten who have different reaction. It's the Dhampir who confuse me. They involve a vampire siring a child with a human, but the bitten cannot have children, hence the spread by the ritual."
"You got some things wrong." Replied Gwen as she kept touching herself. "The Bitten prefer the blood ritual, as it's more effective. They CAN sire vampire children. True Dhampirs are born like that, byt are rare. More often than not, you get a Nosferatu. You can also get a Nosferatu from a pairingnof two True Vampires."
"Wait, so Nosferatu are Mutants?" Nick pondered.
"From a certain point of view." Replied Gwen before lickingnher fingers. "The other way to make a Dhampir is to turn a Pregnant Woman." Gwen began crying. "My Mom was turned when She was pregnant with me. My father, my biological father was killed by a vampire. He turned my mother in hopes to have a Dhampir child. When Mr. Wolfe found me, my Mother was insane and I was feral. He tried to save my mom, but she was too far gone and I'm an orphan."
"I'm an orphan too." Said Nick. "Sure, My Nio Dad is alive, but he was barely there. I was raised by my 'evil stepmom who wasn't really evil just conflicted by my alluring nature' and delicious cum." Said Nick. "I avenged my mom long before I even knew who her killer was." Said Nick.
A molotov cocktail crashed through the wondow. "Come on out ya freaks!" A survivalist Yelled. Gwen.put on Nick's shirt and her panties before jumping down the wondow wailing like a banshee. Nick grabbed some blue balls and got super biff before turning into a grizzly werebear and jumping down to scare the Survivalists. Gwen was about to attack Nick when he turned back to normal.
"Videogame powers, Altered Beast... Wise from your gwave... eh, it's a super old game." Nick Said before he began humming the stage 1 theme.
"Sorry, not much of a gaming hipster. I could kick your ass in Fortnite. That's a thing right?" Said Gwen. "Where are you going?"
"It's almost noon. Between the talking ,the fighting, and other things in between, I'm surprised My phone hasn't blown up. Ah, it's off!" Said Nick as he turned it on.
*sonic the hedgehog rings lost*
"My daughter"
*Queen of Hearts yelling OFF WITH THEIR HEADS*
"My Stepsister"
*Onii-chan onii-chan!*
"My Sister"
"My Girlfriend."
*(Little Darlin' by Elvis)*
"My Wife"
*Naked Gun theme*
My Detective Girlfriend
*Nachoooooooooooooo!*
"My buddy Turtle Titan."
"Shadow's Dad."
*I spit in the face of people who don't want to be culo*
"My ex-nun wrestler girlfriend"
"Niiiiiiiiiiiiiick you asshole!" Yelled Ashley as she popped out of the phone. "Wait, you slept with a dhampir? You're in big trouble mister! And we gotta wash the living shit out of your dick! Can't let the girls hvae the taste of Dhampir... Hello, Dhampir... I'm Ashley. This is the last time you'll ever have Nick's dick!" Ashley slapped Nick on the back of the head. "Vampires are a pain in the neck! There's a crazy vampire who has been attacking our girls and if you go to Meemaw's reeking of Dhampir, all of our efforts to keep the Succubi in check will be thrown by the drain." Ashley stared daggers at Gwen. "Honestly, Nick you can do better than Spencer's gifts here. Look it's nothing personal, but your kind are an abomination and bring us trouble whenever they feed while using sex."
"Ash... just got a crazy idea. Abueobed was working on Artificial Blood, since Mom got a case of Vampiric cravings as a child. We could make True Tru Blood and work on coexistence."
Said Nick.
"That would involve Chemistry and we'd have to partner up." Said Ashley. "I believe Meemaw worked with a young CEO, but I'm not here about Business. You left without telling anyone and were MIA after saving Shadow. So, little demon, say goodbye to the Lesbian Caricature and let's get the fuck out of here before we catch something... Ah! Ah! Ah!"
"So, when can I see you again?" Asked Gwen.
"If we have a say about it on the fifth of Never!" Said Ashley as she dragged Nick.
"Whipped. He's totally whipped." Said Gwen as she got dressed and left.
That night
Gwen was atop the town church hanging by the cross looking at the town.
"My name is Gwendolyn Stacy Wolfe. I am a Dhampir. Raised by a Dark Hunter who happens to be a Vampire as well.
I learned the art of the Hunt in order to protect humanity. I never thought about being a Hunter on the field until I met a demon who plays hero. Now I am Sage Wolfsbane: Dark Hunter." Gwen monologuing to herself as she saw something rising from the graveyard.
"Duty calls." Muttered Gwen as she jumped in front of the Ghoul.
"DIE MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!"
Yelled Gwen as she threw various silver coated daggers at it.