Nick of Time 7: Fast Forward:
Nick of Time 7: Fast Forward:
New York: 2130:
Rooftop:
Landing on a Rooftop, Nick and Renet took a deep breath. "Gotta go. Don't worry, some old faces will fill you in." Said Renet before vanishing. In matter of minutes, a fleet of ships surrounded Nick.
"Ah, the Vessel of the Slayer of God. Naphtali." Said Bishop as a ship landed next to him. Out of the ship a man looking in his late forties sporting a greying Mullet and a Greying Pornstache. On his forehead a black Bandana and an Eyepatch on his left eye. He was wearing a futuristic sneaking suit.
"War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines.
War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed.
ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities.
Genetic control, information control, emotion control, battlefield control…everything is monitored and kept under control.
War…has changed.
The age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction, and he who controls the battlefield, controls history.
War…has changed.
When the battlefield is under total control, war becomes routine." Said both Nick and the man who was cosplaying as MGS4 Snake.
"You're pretty good!" Said The older guy. "For a younger me from another Dimension." Said The 2130 Nick. "Boobs of Time put you up to this? Come inside, so Uncle John can take a look at you."
Once inside the ship, it was the equivalent of a Limo. There was Bishop, Alicia, and Ashley.
"Babs is at her family's home planet, Verdosia. We're the last of the OG MuTeens, due to Verdosian, Demon, and Bishop blood. Your granddaughters are in charge if the MuTa Squad and MuTeens. Angel found me, she was 5 years older than me. She popped My Cherry a was the facilitator for popping Barbara's, Ashley's, Licia's and Natsumi's. Call Me Hard Viper. I know the irony. Ophidiophobic dude wants to be called Hard Viper." Said 2130 Nick. "Solid Snake hasn't entered the public domain yet. Kojima became the first Japanese AI to be recognized as a person. He died to become the thin he trained us to fight!"
"Don't pay attention to his ramblings." Said Alicia, who looked like a more become Carlotta.
"Holy shit, Licia, your boobs are much bigger than Chloe's! But I miss flat you." Said Nick.
"It's not the boobs, but the girl attached to them, but I too miss flat Licia. I could easily listen to her heart when she let me lay my head on her chest." Said Hard Viper.
"Chrono Dingus!" Exclaimed Ashley who resembled a brunette Lilith with her beehive hairdo. "Quit picking on Licia. She's now a card carrying Club Cow member! And they're all natty." Exclaimed Ashley as she rubbed Alicia's boobs.
"Now that you're done with the introductions, let's get down to business, young Nick Jr." Said Bishop. "You shouldn't be here. Yet here we are. You need to infiltrate O'Neil Tech. Something is going on there, but after some heated incidents with the Turtles a few years back, they've shut themselves off the MuTa Squad and the PGA."
"But a chronologically displaced Hard Viper won't raise red flags?" Nick asked.
"A younger him is PERFECT as his instincts would be hitting the OG MuTeens HQ, which is where O'Neil Tech was built after the MuTa Squad moved to the now MuTa Tower." Replied Bishop.
"Because I shouldn't KNOW of the MuTa Tower." Said Nick. "Wait, why don't I smell Drakkar Noir? Aside me..."
"Because Drakkar Noir can't be made anymore as the specific tree moss used for it is extinct." Said 2130 Ashley.
"Past me, thank you for reminding me of what I've been missing." Said 2130 Nick.
"You can use your demonic ways to communicate with Older you or Ashley." Said Bishop before dropping Off Nick on Central Park. There 2024 Nick snuck into one of the old Central Park Sewer accesses.
Once underground, Nick treaded carefully.
O'Neil Tech:
Cody Jones was sitting at his desk when Serling entered the office. "Sir, I detect an anomaly on the sewers and it's NOT of the terrapin kind. Data identified the target as Nicholas Cade, but there are traces of Chronal distortion and ancient perfume Drakkar Noir."
"It's a time traveling Cade. Our lucky day!" Exclaimed Cody as he jumped into action. "I must assume he's attempting to enter our building from the sewers. This building used to be his home before the remodeling and there might be further subterranean levels we don't know of." Said Cody as Serling turned into a Turtle X armor. Using a secret passageway Cody descended to the sewers.
Sewers:
Treading the 2130 New York Sewer made Nick think of Xenogears. He hummed the Infiltration theme as he walked down the sewers. "I kinda feel like somebody's watching me!" Nick Chuckled. "The Old Man would whine about making a wrong reference. He'd be all 'Niquito, comemierds, it's I always feel like somebody's watching me and I have no Privacy!' Then Ashley would be all like 'Ha-Ha! Fission Mailed, Dingus!'" Nick whined as he reached a wall where the old entrance used by the Turtles once stood.
"Where do you think you're going, Scuzzbucket!" Said Cody Jones through the Turtle X speakers.
"Listen Tron Bonne, I'm not in the mood! I'm just a guy trying to get home and finding out that I'm not in Kansas any more." Nick replied.
"Sir, it appears he might be mentally retarded. Speaking of trombones and referencing the ancient James Cameron Movie." Said Serling.
"Did your Alfred just call me retarded? I'm going to yank his penis and fuck his ass with it... unless he's a robot... I know a guy who does machines." Said Nick. While Cody was confused, Nick used Stealth Camo and evaded Cody.
"Where did he go!? His camouflage is not just optic, but thermal as well..." Cody Mumbled to himself. "Serling, are there traces of Chronal distortion?" Cody asked as he looked everywhere for a sign before grabbing the air.
"Gotcha, creep!" Exclaimed Cody as he held nothing, but The Turtle X's hand Busted open, revealing that in fact, Cody HAD held someone.
"The Chronal displacement residue is gone sir. This time traveler acclimated to this time." Said Serling. "That brute will have to pay, sir!"
The Turtle X fell as Nick appeared after executing a perfect foot sweep.
"Not so tough, eh? Hiding behind your Temu Metal Gear... I could kick your ass easily! Also, that Mask you wear is soooo punchable!" Said Nick. The Turtle X opened up and Cody removed his coat.
"I've foolishly relied on the Turtle X's power for too long! I should fight hand to hand, combat in it's purest form!" Said Cody as he squared off in Classic Hamato Clan Pose.
"Yeesh! You got the quote wrong!" Said Nick. "Hand to Hand is the Basis of all combat. Only a Fool, trusts his life to a weapon!" Nick squared off in Classic Hibiki Ckan fighting pose.
"That stance... Master Splinter warned me about it. The Defunct Clan Hibiki. It's only living practitioner is..."
"Me! Dear Brothaa! Sorry. You wouldn't understand that reference." Said Nick as he telegraphic a punch to Cody, who dodged and responded with an uppercut. "Yes, I remember that punch!" Said Nick before getting knocked out on Sewer water. Serling picked him up.
"I suppose we'll have to disinfect our guest and give him proper attire as 21st Century outfits draw too much attention." Said Serling. "You'll need to take a shower as well, sir."
"Let Miss Hambrath take care of that." Said Cody.
"I see, you're on a last name basis with Miss Hambrath. Well then, I shall prepare your private Bath and let Miss Hambrath take care of our guest." Serling replied.
"I'm 20, Serling, I've been able to prepare my own baths for twelve years, but if it makes you happy, knock yourself out." Said Cody. "Huh, despite being drenched in Sewer water, the Chronologically displaced Nicholas Cade. We need to research this Drakkar Noir. It could be profitable if we synthesized it."
O'Neil Tech: Research lab:
Cody and Serling entered carrying the unconscious, but handcuffed Nick. Walking past a teal skinned young woman with dark hair and elf-like ears. She was sporting a white lab coat and a purple and fuchsia unitard.
"Oh, Mr. Jones." Said Starlee with a hint of sadness on her voice.
"Miss Hambrath, this is my unwilling guest, I rescued him from the sewers. Make sure he is properly disinfected and given current year garments. Make sure his ancient clothes are properly disinfected for when we send him back to his era." Said Cody coldly.
"I am NOT your Maid!!" Exclaimed Starlee angrily.
"This is Nicholas Cade. Our era's Cade is also on Earth." Said Cody. "If Bishop summoned the MuTaLords, something Big is coming, as in We may Need to get him involved, since we don't have Turtles anymore. We'll speak later Miss Hambrath. Help my guest feel welcome in the 22nd Century. I need to take a shower." Saod Cody as he and Sterling left.
"You don't need to fake being unconscious. Cody, er, Mr. Jones is gone now." Said Starlee.
"How did you? Psychic powers?" Asked Nick.
"I have been scanning you since Serling brought you in, Mr. Cade." Said Starlee. "Huh? The scans say you're 25% Photonixian, 2% Verdosian, 30% Mutated Human 42% Unknown." The unknown worries me. But how did you get 2%Verdosian?
"Ah, my second mutation, Babs had given me a birthday BJ when the Mutagen bomb that gave birth to the MuTeens blew up. Since she swallowed my cum, she got some of my mongrel DNA." Said Nick as he reminisced.
"You mean the Verdosian Empress Barbara Ann Cade?" Starlee remarked curious. "Now strip down, so you and your clothes can be disinfected. Follow me." Said Starlee as she took Nick to a private shower. There she began removing her coat.
"Uhh..." said Nick as he noticed Starlee removing her coat.
"I don't want it to get wet as I will have to clean some areas manually." Said Starlee as she licked her lips.
"I sense a bit of tension between you and Jones." Said Nick.
"We used to date an on and off thing. Right now it's off and not getting back to on." Replied Starlee. "Also, how do you have 1% Omatranian DNA?"
"Omnitrixwhat now?" Nick replied.
"Omatranian DNA, my species." Said Starlee.
"My grandfather was the Photonixian Kaiser. I know Photonixians are/were polygamous. Maybe somewhere higher along the line my ancestors made sweet love to the Mutual of Omahans... sorry, bad 21st Century joke. Omatranian." Replied Nick as Starlee looked a bit angry.
"Checks out. The Photonixians and Verdosians have some curious ideas for relationships. I know Verdosians usually marry amongst family to keep the blood pure. Former Empress Jaan'taan fled to Earth to avoid marrying her brother Haan'Taan. She married a Mutant and diluted the Verdosian blood." Said Starlee.
"You're a Renaissance Woman, Starlee." Said Nick. " I sense you're more into Tech than history. Also, Redd is a Mutant?"
"Correct! Do you have Verdosian Telepathy?" Asked Starlee with scientific curiosity.
"How about this. I'll let you give me a FULL EXAM only if you answer some personal questions. I want to know my 22nd Century doctor." Said Nick as Starlee's cheeks shone purple.
"Why are you still wearing clothes and why are you covering your... oh." Starlee said as she realized. "Strip completely. We need to prepare you." Said Starlee as she removed her own clothes. "There is no need to be shy. We're on equal footing now." Starlee stammered as she realized she stood naked in front of a guy who wasn't Cody.
"How far did your relationship with Jones got to?" Asked Nick.
"We have seen each other naked, kissing, watching each other masturbate, but no intimate contact. He is my boss and I'm just an employee. He broke up with me once, because I tried to stroke his penis through his clothes." Said Starlee.
"I see, so you want to make Jones Jealous by doing with me the things he won't let you do?" Nick asked as Starlee nodded. "Huh, so the Jones cuckery lived on through his genes." Starlee looked at Nick confused.
"What do you mean by that" Said Starlee as a small beam passed through both their bodies.
"I suppose O'Neil Tech was built by April O'Neil, Jones's ancestor." Said Nick
"By her Son, actually, Cody's Grandpa. Named after her after his great grandpa died in unforseen circumstances." Replied Starlee.
"Well, better tell my Sexy doctor the truth." Nick said as he removed his boxers and showed Starlee his erection. "Do you know what are the powers of my counterpart?" Asked Nick.
" Limited reality manipulation, creation of hard light constructs, and body enhancements based on video games. Usually Sticking to late 20th century and early 21st century ancient video games." Said Starlee beaming with pride.
"Sounds like me alright." Said Nick. "Well, since my power is videogames, when I'm aroused, like right now, I CAN release pheromones that arouse others around me and lower their inhibitions. I DO NOT BEND THEIR WILLS TO DO MY BIDDING. Everything they do is out of their own will. I'm big on consensual lovemaking... despite my powers currently stem from porn games."
"That's a lie. I wanted to play with your dick ever since I saw the security footage of Serling and Cody entering O'Neil Tech." Said Starlee. "While we just got a 22nd Century shower, I guess you'd prefer a 21st Century bathing ritual and my hands tending your handsome penis." Said Starlee.
"Is Jones watching? Because, I had sex with his great grandmother multiple times while his greatgrandfather watched. Wouldn't be surprised if future me had the same arrangement for his grandmother and mother." Said Nick.
"Finally a real man to satisfy me!" Exclaimed Starlee. "One who doesn't hide behind power imbalances and takes who he wants. Behold his beautiful cock, Cody! It's thicker and longer than yours!" Starlee Exclaimed as she rubbed her boobs and Nick's back and gave him a reacharound.
"Is this part of the exam?" Asked Nick. "Because I want to kiss your lips."
A holoscreen appeared in mid air. It read: Incoming call, Mom. Starlee pushed a few buttons and her unitard dropped and some 22nd Century Regalia for Nick, which he instantly equipped.
"Hi! Mom!" Said Starlee a bit flustered.
"Is this a bad time?" Mrs. Hambrath replied. "You seem flushed! Are you sick? Did you fight with the Jones boy. I've told you Earthlings can be so troublesome!"
"Mooooooom!" Starlee Exclaimed Annoyed.
"Starlee open the door right now. I'm here." Said Mrs. Hambrath as the door to the shower opened. "What's this? Another Earthling!? Starlee Hambrath, explain what is going on here!"
"Mooooooom!" Said Starlee annoyed.
"Don't worry, Starlee. Mrs. Hambrath. My Name is Nick. I was rescued by your daughter. I am a Photonixian survivor that had been Cryogenically frozen for over a century. I am descended from the Kaiserliechelinie. According to the tests that young Miss Hambrath has conducted, there is some Omatranian DNA within me." Said Nick.
Mrs. Hambrath's demeanor changed. "This young man is very courteous and I feel for you. Waking up in a strange new world and with no one to look put for you, since you've been frozen for a century." Said Miss Hambrath as she hugged Nick and let him rest his head upon her ample bosom.
"Mom. What are you doing here!?" Said Starlee annoyed.
"I had a fight with Dad, because he and Glaxxer are leaving for a father/son trip to the Maelmacian Asteroid belt and they won't return for two Earth years." Said Mrs. Hambrath.
"What an idiot." Nick muttered before grabbing Mrs. Hambrath's hand. There he paralyzed her with breath of the wild stasis. "Trust me Starlee. I know what I'm doing. Just play along." Said Nick before breaking the stasis. "Your husband is an idiot, no offense. If I were him, I would NEVER leave the side of this teal goddess." Said Nick as the 22nd Century tights made his erection quite obvious. "Oh sorry, it has a mind of its own, especially after seeing such beauty. You must be no older than 27 Omatranian years." Said Nick.
"Oh you flatterer. I'm 41! Starlee is 18!" Said Mrs. Hambrath. "You look 18. But please tell me more." Mrs. Hambrath giggled as Starlee looked confused.
"18 Omatranian years are roughly 21 Earth years. 41 is closer to 46. Give or take a few months." Said Starlee
"I would worship every inch of your body and Starlee's as Photonixian tradition demands." Nick whispered as he moved behind Mrs. Hambrath and lodged his erection between her buttcheeks. Starlee saw her mom turn into a shade of purple as Nick gently nibbled her ear and wrapped his hands around her. "I would kiss you from head to toe with every kiss signing my devotion to you. I would massage every inch of your body to make you feel like the goddess you are to me." Said Nick as his hands got dangerously close to Mrs. Hambrath's breasts. Her breath was getting ragged as she felt Nick's dick twitch between her buttocks.
"Let me worship you. Give you the love you deserve." Said Nick as he rubbed his dick on her butcheeks that gripped this Dick like her life depended on it. Mrs. Hambrath moaned.
"Yes worship me with your hot rod" Said Mrs. Hambrath. As she turned around and kissed Nick. She began hiking up her dress. "I haven't felt like this since I was younger than Starlee."
"How long have you been starved for this attention?" Asked Nick.
"Since my little Glaxxer wad conceived. Please Love Me Nick. Love me and my Starlee." Said Mrs. Hambrath as Nick kneeled before the Omatranian Matriarch.
Removing her undergarments revealed the Omatranian moist blue tinted pussy that Nick craved. Mrs. Hambrath gasped when Nick latched unto it and began probing her with his tongue like a thirsty cat lapping up water. All she could do was grab Nick by his hair and teying to pull him deeper into her sopping snatch.
"Oh Starlee! Your new friend is wonderful! Wait until he licks you!" Mrs. Hambrath said with ragged breath as Nick made her cum hard. "I need to sit down." Said Mrs. Hambrath as a stool popped out the floor. "Starlee, what are you waiting, undress and let Nick worship your body!" Mrs. Hambrath removed her dress and was completely naked as she recovered.
Suddenly Nick kissed Starlee, who kissed him back. "You are devious, Nick!" Starlee remarked as she grabbed Mrs. Hambrath's thighs. "I'm going to lick you as Nick licks me!" Starlee said before thrusting her tongue into her origins. Mrs. Hambrath moaned hard as her netherlips were kissed by Starlee. Waiting for no one, Nick began eating out the younger Omatranian. Starlee shuddered as Nick probed her insides with his tongue, as she did the same to Mrs. Hambrath. Once Starlee reached her climax, Nick walked to Mrs. Hambrath and kissed her.
"Now you should worship your creation." Said Nicl as he grabbed Starlee and offered her to Mrs. Hambrath.
"Now Starlee, relax and let Mommy take care of you." Mrs. Hambrath cooed before diving into the young Omatranian muff. Lapping Starlee's juices made Mrs. Hambrath even hornier. Starlee was about to lose her balance when she came hard. Making Starlee cum made Mrs. Hambrath cum as well and both Omatranians were panting and trying to catch their breath.
"Wow." They both muttered as a second stool appeared and Starlee sat on it. Nick began caressing both Omatranian's chests until he reached their nipples.
"My favorite analog pads" Nick muttered as he began playing with both Hambrath's nipples before latching unto Mrs. Hambrath's left boob and nudged Starlee to latch unto the other. Mrs. Hambrath came hard again. "OK ladies, which one of you will volunteer her mouth for my fost cummimg?" Nick said as he pointed towards his cock.
"Starlee, dear, you go first. All you have to do is put his penis in your mouth." Said Mrs. Hambrath.
"I know how to give a blowjob! I've seen enough porn and practiced on a cucumber! I don't need a coach!" Starlee Exclaimed Annoyed before picking Nick's glans and putting it in her mouth. "Ee? M hoo ah his!" Starlee showed off her self-taught skills. As she kept going, Nick caressed her hair, until he grabbed it and held her down!
"Are you OK? Busta Woof!" Exclaimed Nick as he Busted a nut inside Starlee's mouth with cum dripping down her Nostrils, Starlee showed Nick all she caught and tried to swallow. She couldn't get it all, but Mrs. Hambrath swooped in to the rescue and locked her lips with Starlee to not waste a drop of Nick's cum before swallowing.
"I had heard rumors that Photonixians ejaculated a lot, but this is too much, even for them!" Exclaimed Mrs. Hambrath. "Now watch as a professional gives a blowjob. Are you ready, Nick?" Mrs. Hambrath asked while Nick nodded eagerly. "Now not so-little Nicky, let Mommy take care of you." Said Mrs. Hambrath before engulfing his dick inside her mouth. Twirling her tongue around his glans made Nick shudder in excitement as Mrs. Hambrath began slowly going down his shaft and teasing Nick.
"Jesus Tittyfucking Christ! This is amazing!" Exclaimed Nick as Mrs. Hambrath reached the bottom of his shaft. "I won't hold on for long!"
"You can do it! Cum on your terms, Nick, not hers!" Exclaimed Starlee as Mrs. Hambrath choked for a second. As the gentleman he is, Ni k pulled out and allowed the elder Omatranian to catch her breath before blowing his load all over her face. Swiftly Starlee began licking Mrs. Hambrath's face.
"You're lucky your cum tastes this good. Not even my Husband has been allowed to paint my face, young man." Mrs. Hambrath said with a devious smile. Gently turning Starlee around Mrs. Hambrath exposed Starlee's virginal pussy. "Take what the Jones Boy couldn't." Said Mrs. Hambrath as Nick entered Starlee's unexplored cavern.
The younger Omatranian moaned in pain and pleasure as Nick burst through her maiden barrier. Clinging unto Nick, Starlee scratched his back as she began muttering in Omatranian. Mrs. Hambrath was a bit angry and muttered back in Omatranian.
"Don't mind the Photonixian who only speaks older Earth English." Said Nick as he began moving. Starlee began muttering gibberish as Nick kept thrusting and holding her tight. Mrs. Hambrath simply began playing with Starlee's breasts as Nick pumped his rod inside Starlee. After Starlee got her factory settings reset by Nick's meat rod she enjoyed it more. "Final Atomic Buster!!" Exclaimed Nick as he ejaculated deep into the orgasming Omatranian. A strong Golden glow showed within Starlee's womb. "It's a boy. I rarely father those. He shall be named Barry. Talk to Nick Cade and he WILL take responsibility of this child." Said Nick as suddenly Cody's Orgasmic groans could be heard over the accidentally turned on PA.
"You're hard again?" Starlee Exclaimed. "I don't think I could take another round, especially since I'm about to be a Mom. In about half an Earth year I'll be giving birth."
"Welcome to the Harem, Hambraths!" Said Future Ashley, who popped out Nick's inventory. "THE THIRD BOY... Dingus is going to... oh yeah! This is the Nick Cade Harem, I'm your host, the MemeLady of the MuTaLords and pardon me, but I need to have me some young Dingus." Ashley exclaimed. "Young man, I'm about to rock your world." Said Ashley as she made her clothes vanish. Watching the fully-grown Ashley made Nick's dick twitch. "Good to know I have that effect on you. Hambrath's you can enjoy yourselves as I enjoy this young man."
Grabbing Nick's dick, 2130 Ashley began kissing certain spots and sucking on Nick's balls. This attention made him shudder. "Don't cum yet. I have more things I want to do to this youthful and eager cock.." said Ashley as she swallowed it whole. Nick squirmed as he felt Ashley's tongue jerking him off and she kept bobbing her head. Her hair shone red for a second and Nick felt it. He screamed as he shot inhuman amounts of semen down Ashley's throat, which she easily swallowed. "Thanks for the meal! Now, I'll let you suck on my pillows mounds of tits. I am not as graceful as James Avery when describing mound shaped things."
Nick glomped Ashley before kissing her ample breasts. They weren't as big as Alicia's but they were large enough for fondling, sucking, kissinf, and Tittyfucking. Nick was planning on doing all four but first he was enjoying the first three actions.
"Wow! I keep forgetting that Dinguses are boob men!" Said Ashley.
"My file says MemeLady is a lesbian." Starlee remarked.
"I'm 98% lesbian. Only one, now two men I've allowed. He reminds me of him!" Ashley wrote on a popup window as she nearly came from Nick stimulating her breasts.
"Enough with the charade. This is an interdimensional Traveling Hard Viper from his past." Said Mrs. Hambrath. "Now don't stop... kid, use her pillows and coat her face!"
Nick's dick twitched. "Come on Dingus. Make some clones for good ol' Ashley here." Said Ashley as she kneeled in front of Nick and two Cumclones appeared. Grabbing the clone cocks, Ashley began jerking them off as Nick used her boobs as a fleshlight. In a manner of minutes Nick and the clones were twitching, so Ashley played a Beatles cover song as a timer. Right as the artists sang the lyrics: 'Come together, right now, over me!' Nick and the cumclones ejaculated all over Ashley. "Oh, how much I've missed this! Your youthful vigor and passion! You make me feel all shiny and new." Ashley Exclaimed as she spread herself for Nick.
"We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I!" Nick began singing as he made love to 2130 Ashley. As the two Cubi made love like rabbits in heat, both Omatranians had fainted, because they couldn't keep up. After a couple of hours of non-stop sex and Ashley being more stuffed than a Thanksgiving Turkey and more Glazed than a Krispy Kreme donut, she digitized herself and left.
"Starlee..." said Nick. "Future shower thingie."
"Shower on!" Said Starlee as she and Mrs. Hambrath woke up.
"Well, that was an experience. Young Man, you can call me Mom." Said Mrs. Hambrath.
"Mom?" Nick asked. "Wait..."
"That's my name. Mom. As in legally. What you mean by your birthgiver we call akyat. Father is ikwa. Starlee is not my ayn. She's the ayn of my... husband's late wife."
Said Mrs. Hambrath.
"So, no Alabama." Said Starlee. "I've learned some history from the Turtles."
"You... primitive! Get dressed. We have a party to attend. Since you know my ancestors personally. You could be useful. Mrs. Mom. It's a pleasure seeing you. Starlee, get him ready." Said Cody.
The three got ready and both Nick and Starlee said goodbye to Mom.
O'NEIL Tech: Gala:
Unfortunately for Nick, the Gala was a formal event and he was forced to use 22nd Century formal clothes. He also had changed his appearance a little bit to not appear like a young Hard Viper. Instead, Nick let his hair grow long and turned it Incubus red while making his skin pale.palette. equipping a codpiece that rivaled David Bowie's in Labyrinth. "Now Abel Lacan
Aibonez is ready to play!" Said Nick as he exited Cody's office bathroom.
"You surely resemble the Aibonezes. Especially with that red hair." Said Starlee.
"Wait, The Aibonezes are still around?" Nick asked.
"If we're unlucky enough, Ms. Maliris Aibonez might show up. She gives me the creeps." Said Cody. "Damn, you surely looks like an Aibonez. But once we exot the office, smile and wave. Avoid my Uncle Darius. He somehow got an early release and he will look for trouble and unfortunately, I can't get rid of him." Said Cody.
As the office doors opened, cameras were on all three people exiting the office.
"Cody, how about an interview t
With your favorite host?" Asked Brittany Alexander. With his glasses, Nick eyed the reported discreetly. "Wait, are you one of the elusive members of the Aibonez family!?"
Nick Smiled. "Please excuse me, Miss. I'll answer your questions later in a less noisy setting, but I need to get something to drink. I'm parched." Said Nick as he blended into the crowd until he was stopped by an older Maliris with a fuller figure.
"Why aren't you with Jones?" Asked Maliris who was also sporting Lilith's Beehive hairdo. On her chest was a good chain with a Zohar from Xenosaga. Maliris noticed the Xenogears save point pin on Nick's coat. "Out with your name, Id?" Maliris said in Daemonese.
"Abel Lacan Aibonez" Nick replied In The demonic tongue.
"Careful with Brittany Alexander, the bimbo TV host. She rejected HV. Let's see if you can retcon this" Maliris whispered in Daemonese. "Serve me a drink, cousin?"
Nick went for the drinks and returned to Maliris who was about to be pestered by Brittany. After drinking the punch with a single Gulp, Nick turned to Miss Alexander.
"Pardon my cousin. She's here on business and you know how things are with rich people boring, money, boring, philanthropy, boring. Me? I'm here for pleasure! By the looks of it, my right arm is pretty empty and pretty lonely. It could use a beautiful TV host right now, shall we?" Nick said smoothly. "Oh goodness where are my manners? Miss Alexander alexander Alexander alexander Alexander. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Abel Lacan Aibonez." Lowering his glasses, he winked at Brittany. She giggled.
"You are a charmer, Mr. Aibonez." Brittany said. "But I need to work. How about we meet up after the Gala and have a private interview at my place." Brittany said. "Bring condoms" she whispered. "Madame Aibonez, what brings you to the O'Neil Tech gala?" Brittany asked.
"The Aibonez family and the Joneses have a history for over a hundred years. So, in the benefit of the PGA, I've decided to keep up with the Joneses so to speak." Maliris Chuckled at her Dad joke. "Also, since my little cousin came back from outer space, I have to keep my eye on him. Can't let him run around breaking young girl's hearts!" Said Maliris as she pinched Nick's cheek. "Isn't he handsome? There's a reason why Aibonez boys remain outside the limelight" Maliris pointed out various female guests who were swooning over Nick. "Looks like you've got competition, Muss Alexander!"
"Oh no they won't! Abel, you're sticking with me all night! You're eighteen or older, right?" Brittany asked.
"Barely turned 20." Nick replied. "And apparently yours!"
"Damn right you are!" Said Brittany as she made the rounds and getting footage for her show. After an hour of walking about, both Brittany and Nick were trying to sneak out the party when they bumped into Darius Dunn.
"Mister Dunn! What a surprise! Would you like to give a small Interview?" Brittany gasped when Dunn revealed his power armor.
"Whoa! Let's take it easy! You just got released! Why risk Jailtime once again?" Said Nick. "Be glad you weren't killed by Ninjas!"
"I will have my revenge!!" Exclaimed Darius who slammed Nick and Brittany. Using VG Logic, Nick protected Brittany from harm.
"Brittany. Run! I'll stall him!" Said Nick with determination. He noticed the drone recording.
"Don't worry Chrono Dingus!" Ashley played in Daemonese. "I will record everything!"
"Stand down, Dunn!" Said Nick. "There's no need to do this! Don't throw your life away! Last warning Dunn. Stand down!"
"Make me, ginger freak!" Said Dunn as he lunged towards Nick, who dodged and did a back punch on Dunn before leaping and doing a bicycle kick on the Armored criminal. "What in the Hell? How can eh move so fast!" Exclaimed Dunn. Nick followed with a series of spinning punches before leaping into mid air and firing a barrage of ki blasts! "What in blazes!" Exclaimed Dunn as he was being pummeled.
"I warned you Dunn. What's your endgame? Blow up the Gala? Too bad! All the explosives have been defused..." said Nick. "The Aibonez family's security task force took care of that. Also, the MuTaLords have been notified." Grabbing Dunn after peeling off his Armor, Nick dragged hin to the Gala as Hard Viper MemeLady and Wonder Alice entered.
"Always the Peacemaker, eh Lacan?" Said Hard Viper as he cuffed Dunn. "Sorry for the interruption, dear socialites and Philanthropists, but Mr. Aibonez assisted us in stopping a terrorist attempt by one Darius Dunn, disgraced former head of O'Neil Tech." HV kept talking to the Audience. "Hey Jones! Are you still working on helping underprivileged children from El Barrio? Because I'll donate 30 Trillion right now for that." Hard Viper pulled a checkbook. "My money is valid across the PGA, Verdosia, and NeoPhotonix."
Nick sighed. "Just get this filthy criminal out of here. He's ruining the vibe! Were were supposed to be celebrating the advancements of O'Neil Tech! Especially since, Technology is the light that can cut through the darkness. When humanity conforms to a single truth, a truth based in technical progress und scientific method, we will be unstoppable."
"I Doctor Otto Octavius wow as a scientist und businessman that my duties to humankind will be fulfilled." Hard Viper replied in whispers. "Quoting The Old Man's games?"
"Anyway. Let the MuTaLords take this criminal away and we return to the Par-Tay!" Said Nick as some young girls decided to surround him.
"Ooh! A male Aibonez!" "Wow! He looks really cute, but could use a little sun though. Wait are you a Natural Ginger? Sun would give you freckles, right?" "He looks like a sexy vampire!"
"Sorry girls, but Mister Aibonez owes me an Interview." Said Brittany grabbing Nick. Once she got him in her car, they sped off.
"Can't believe it was that easy!" Jammerhead muttered with Brittany's body. "I'm going to be ridiculously rich!"
"You really are an idiot." Said Nick. "Yo7 could've used your Body change doohickey ON ME and walk only with me. Kidnapping the girl complicates things. How about this. Let's take her to a mall and ditch her there. You jack my body and Bob's your uncle! If I could carry Darius's lardass; I can carry your unconscious body that's hidden in the trunk!" Said Nick.
"You drive a hard bargain, kiddo!" Said Jammerhead as they reached a multistory parking. Once parked, Nick got off the vehicle and Jammerhead used the bodyjammer on him.
Inside Nick's mind:
Jammerhead looked confused when he saw the hall of doors and 8 year old Nick disguised as Id waiting for him. "Ah, hello, I rarely get visitors in here..." said Chold Nick as Jammerhead realized this was a mindscape. Last time he saw a mindscape like this was when he possessed Splinter.
"What are you waiting for? You came here to take over, take over!" Said Child Nick.
"I smell a trap. Dammit! I can't download information unless I'm on my body!" Exclaimed Jammerhead.
"So, if I hit this, you return to your body?" Said Child Nick as he Busted the bodyjammer. This caused Jammerhead to wake up in his broken body as he fell down the Multistory parking lot hitting a massive garbage bin with a disgusting splat.
"Miss Alexander!" Said Nick. "I believe our ride is here!" As a Limo arrived with Maliris inside it.
"I can't leave my little cousin alone for five minutes and I end up rescuing you from a kidnapping!" Said Maliris.
"Wait... you're Maliris Aibonez, he has pale skin and natural burgundy hair? A male Aibonez out in the public! I NEED to interview you!" Brittany Exclaimed excitedly.
"Oh. The private interview you requested was that Unjammer Lammy." Nick said disappointed as Maliris tried to stifle her laugh.
"I see you're ready for the interview. Do you mind if I do a mic check?" Asked Brittany as she began playing with the codpiece. "Aw... I guess I was wrong."
"Could we, uh, not try having sex in front of my cousin?" Said Nick.
"Oh, please!" Said Maliris. "Miss Alexander, in order to have sex with my dear cousin, you'd need to sign some consent forms and NDAs. We'll be arriving to our Personal lawyer's location where you can sign all the forms and even contact you lawyer to verify the legitimacy of the contracts." Maliris sighed. "I know nothing dries up a pussy more than legalese, but you are entering the Aibonez world and we have some rules for those who are not of our direct bloodline. But once you're accepted, a whole new world will be opened up for you. Before you ask, Chronodingus, it's Duncan Caccino. Alberto's grandson." Said Maliris.
"Britt, Dunk's a great lawyer. He'll get things cleared out and then you can check this guy out!" Said Nick as he removed his codpiece. "Really, you Judas!? You get hard by a girl looking at you for more than 3 seconds and now, you're not!?"
Nick thought.
"Miss Alexander, would you kindly rub your nipples until they harden?" Asked Maliris and Brittany obeyed. Once her nipples poked through her dress, Ashley opened a small pop up window, which played appropriate music. Now, pitching a proper tent, Nick smirked.
"I've seen bigger." Said Brittany as she pulled a collection of dick holos sent to her. Ashley popped out and pointed out all the fakes and forgeries.
"This one is using shrunken items. Holy shit, this one is enhanced." Ashley exclaimed. "But Lacan's is natty." Ashley exclaimed as she pulled Nick's tights down. "Unlike 21st century tights, the 22nd Century ones can hide bulges a lot better." Brittany was mesmerized by Nick's dick.
"What are you doing here?" Asked Maliris.
"HV asked me to keep an eye on Lacan after his little stunt with Jacmmerhead where he made Jammerhead believe he had fallen to his death. " Ashley replied before pulling Nick's tights up. "Miss Alexander, you're drooling."
Brittany wiped off the drool off her face. "I stand corrected. Now where's the lawyer?"
Once the Limo parked, Alberto walked towards it. "Madam Aibonez, MemeLady, and young Lacan. Mazel Tov! Ah, Miss Alexander! My secretary contacted your lawyer and she approved of the contract. She should be calling you right about... Now!" Alberto sighed. "Right about now!" Nothing.
"Dunk Caccino, you're losing your touch!" Said Nick as he winked at Alberto when Brittany's phone rang.
"My lawyer says it's all OK and that means, where do I sign?" Brittany Exclaimed as she signed the documents. Once done, Maliris said her farewell to Duncan Caccino and the Limo left. Suddenly the Limo lost control and Viral's coice came out the Speakers!
"Finally! I have Madame Aibonez AND MemeLady as a bonus!" Exclaimed Viral. "Ah what's this? The boy exudes Chronal distortion Energy... Maybe he is key to have my revenge on the Turtles!"
"Well, you're Digital and I'm real!" Said Nick. "Unless I can enter the Digital world, you can't touch me! I mean, if you try to enter the real world, I'm gonna fuck your ass!" Said Nick before whispering something to Ashley and Maliris in Daemonese.
Digital world:
Viral digitized Nick and he was now in the Digital world.
"Whoa! This is rather disappointing." Said Nock as he realized he looked like an early 90s 3D cutscene. "Alright, third rate copy of MemeLady, let's rock!"
"Not so fast, Nicholas Raymond Cade!" Viral hissed. "Your code pattern is similar to Hard Viper's, but the Chronal displacement residue leads me to deduce you're a younger version of him."
"Well then... THE MARK OF MY DIVINITY SHALL SCAR THY DNA!" Nick replied as his hair glowed both gold and red. Dodging Viral's attack, Nick laughed. "You really are pathetic. No wonder the Turtles beat you, even with the Shredder upgrade!" Said Nick. "You digitized me and made me one with the internet. Now I will beat you with the power of last Century... TAKE THAT!"
Viral screeched as a pop up window hit her.
"Weaaaaaak!" Exclaimed Ashley. "Get Triggered Chrono Dingus!"
Viral destroyed the window before getting hit with three different Pop Up Windows full of annoying memes.
"You are a pest!" Exclaimed Viral. "This is MY DOMAIN!"
"Exqueeze me, BITCH!?" Said Ashley as she digitized herself and slapped the shit out of Viral. "I see your plan, 21st Century Dingus! I think it's a bad idea, but you're going to ignore me just as you ignore 21st Century me."
"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJEEEEEEENNNNNNKIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNSSSSSS!!!" Exclaimed Nick as he went on the offensive with Viral who was trying to use unorthodox "slime style" attacks, but Nick was dodging and parrying.
"Why won't you DIE!?" Exclaimed Viral.
"Because I said I would fuck your ass! Thine Digital cheeks haven't been clappeth yet!" Said Nick in a horrible ye olde English.
"Wait, really? You're fighting me in order to copulate? You're one weird human!" Viral replied as she kept morphing her body into weapons in an attempt to kill Nick. "DIE, monster, you don't belong in this world!!" Exclaimed Viral as Ashley laughed. Nick's pants grew tighter.
"You just got me hornier, Viral!" Nick exclaimed as he grabbed the Sentient Computer virus by her hair and made her kneel.
"Ooh! Wait!" Said Ashley as she got a pop up window. "Hey! Where's the Dolph Lundgren one?"
"Doesn't matter." Said Nick as his now digitized Phallus was revealed. "You've been on the internet long enough to know what to do. Don't try any tricks or the Anti-virus I've injected in your code will trigger and effectively erase you." Said Nick as Viral scanned herself and encountered clusters of foreign code within her.
"You bastard!" Viral spat in anger. "You win" Viral made a facial orifice for Nick to insert his dick and she began giving the most unenthusiastic blowjob ever.
"Put some effort into it, your life Literally depends on my sexual satisfaction." Nick remarked as Viral sucked lazily. All of a sudden Nick felt her mouth I sides changing configurations in orderto please Nick!
"Aaaaarrrrgh!" Viral screeched as she pulled Nick's dick out of her face hole. "What the hell did you do!?"
"You tried to inject your own malicious code into me a drink the Anti-virus responded." Nick replied. "Since you want it that way, I'll just finish you off!"
"No wait!!'" Viral pleaded. "I had to try... I wouldn't be a villainous computer program if I didn't."
"Last chance." Said Nick. "Now bed over I'm coming for your ass!"
"You know I'm not human. You can insert your data spike anywhere on my body and it'll feel exactl-" Viral was interrupted by the Anti-virus destroying her code.
"Ashley, how do you exit the digit-" Exclaimed Nick vefore Popping into the real world wearing the Abel Lacan disguise. Noticing Renet, Nick had the driver stop the car. "Britt, I'm sorry. I have to go, but before I do, I'm not Abel Lacan Aibonez. I am a young HardViper from the past. If you still would like to spend the night with me, doing it with him will be the same thing. Said Nick as the Abel disguise vanished as he leapt off the Limo freefalling until he vanished.
"The contract with Duncan still applies, as be knows about HV's past self." Said Ashley as she fixed Brittany's hair. "It also includes me if you want some scissor action before or as an alter ative to my Dingus."
Present day:
Nick's room: MuTeens HQ:
Renet was lying in bed naked whole Nick was sucking on her boobs. "This doesn't change anything." Said Nick. "Why didn't I get to make love to Brittany?"
"Because, that one belongs to Hard Viper. You took Mom from him and that unbalanced the timeline. In order to restore it, I had to cockblock you this time." Said Renet as she put on a Fez. "Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey stuff. Speaking of stuff, stuff your sausage between my Melons, because I want you to Tittyfuck me like Jesus."
"Jesus Tittyfucking Christ, Renet! How blasphemous can you get regarding my demonic genealogy and how it traces back to Jesus. I think he's like my gruncle or first cousin twice removed. But in any case, my cock is ready Miss Tilley." Said Nick as some Enrique Iglesias began to play. "Ashley, instead of telling me, you could make yourself useful and eat out Renet."
Materializing between Renet's legs, MemeLady began eating out the Timestress until Renet came hard. Nick ended up glazing Renet's breasts.
After laying down on the bed, Nick began drifting off to dreamland.
"Not so fast, Dingus!" Exclaimed Ashley as she got Nick hard again and sat on his crotch. "You can't ask me to lick another girl's cunt without giving me Tribute, your cum." Ashley said seductively as she grinded on Nick's dick and using her muscles to milk him from within her.
"Mmmm, that's a new technique." Said Nick.
"Maliris is waiting for you to do the first move.Hell, even Marilith is worried that you don't find Mal attractive." Ashley said with a deadpan tone. "Neronica is waiting, Darcy wants to have a three-way with me and one with Darla." Ashley said as she rhythmically began slamming her crotch on Nick. "Fuckdammit! You won, Dingus!" Ashley said as she nearly collapsed from her orgasm. Using VG Logic, Nick was able to rearrange himself and Ashley so she laid in bed as he thrusted deep inside her until he came hard.
"Shit I gotta do something Special for Mal... oh Shit!" Said Nick as Alicia Barged into the room whole Carlotta tried to stop her.
"Niiiiiiiiiiick! You promised to make love to me!!"