Nicolás de Arabia parte 5: It's Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday!
Nicolás de Arabia parte 5:
It's Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday!
Iman's room:
As Iman finished prepping the Neo Geo arcade, the Gowcaizer attract mode.
"Wait... my old man had the OVA... I remember that blue haired chick! Shaia! I won't pick her!" Said Nick.
"So you aren't completely in the dark." Iman replied. "Let's start!"
As both Nick and Iman picked characters, the game began. Nick lost the first round, but made a comeback for the second. On the final round, Iman had a slight advantage over Nick.
*achoo!* Nick sneezed and somehow pulled off a special move that beat Iman.
"That's BULLSHIT!" Exclaimed Iman. "How!?"
"Pick another game if you'd like. Just not Darkstalkers 3 because I'll kick your ass!' Said Nick.
"It's on... Street Fighter Alpha 3!" Said Iman.
As both picked their characters. "Really? Dan? You're going down!" Said Iman as she picked Chun Li.
Nick beat Iman with a perfect victory AND pulling off a Super taunt. This pissed her off and she went on a ruthless offensive. Nick barely survived the onslaught, but lost the round via time over. The third round had Nick on the offensive but Nick pulled a victory that was improbable.
"Are you using your powers?" Iman asked doubtful.
"No. I don't. It's not honorable. You're pretty good. It's just that SFA3 is one of my favorite fighting games. The Gowcaizer thing was dumb luck." Said Nick. "Pick a different game if you'd like."
"Speed Racer... it's an obscure game based on an ancient anime." Said Iman.
Nick made an exaggerated surprised expression. "Ooooooooooh! YoumeanSpeedRacerasintheNorthAmericanadaptationoffMachGoGoGo! Hmmm? Unknown to Iman, Speed Racer's My mom's favorite racing game and had a machine fitted in a cabinet made to look like the Mach Five!" Said Nick while imitating the voice acting in Speed Racer.
"Of course she did. How about Cruisin'?" Asked Iman.
USA or the world? I prefer world. El sol está brillante Vamos de Paseo..." replied Nick.
"Ri-"
"-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RAAAAAACEEEEEERRRRR!" Nick interrupted.
"Jist pick a game!"
"Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater!" Said Iman. Nick's erection rose as he was giggling.
"Pachinko!!" Iman Exclaimed.
"Noooooooooooooooooooooo!" Nick collapsed before crawling to the Pachinko machine.
"Kidding. No one plays Pachinko. I just got it because it's Metal Gear." Said Iman. "We're going to play DDR!"
Both players stepped to the pads and competed. Iman won by the skin of her teeth.
"You're pretty good." Said Nick while imitating a Young Ocelot.
"It's not over yet!" Said Iman. "Daytona USA!! You and me!"
Nick was giggling with excitement as he began to sing Let's go away! From Said game.
"You really are adorkable." Said Iman. "I feel kinda bad that I'll be a disappointment."
"Disappointment?" Nick replied in a bad Solid Snake impression.
"I'm not exactly too keen about sex. Not all of us inherited Asmodean love for Marital Arts. Our kind are companionship jinn. Some of us see that companionship as non sexual. It wasn't until mother spoke of rallying ourselves with the GameDude, Asmodeus reincarnated as a gamer, that I finally felt better about myself." Said Iman.
"Wait, are you asexual, aromantic, or something?" Nick asked. "What about my joystick?"
"Something... is what would be the appropriate answer. Like yeah, sure, I watch porn and masturbate. I even masturbate without the porn
I simply don't feel like getting involved in a relationship, because I'd rather play." Said Iman.
"I just wanna get high, play videogames, and maybe once or twice touch myself to videogame characters."
"I feel ya. Well, I'd like to feel ya... but this barrier might be an issue." Said Nick. "But what did you mean by companionship?"
"You know, the little angel and demon that appears on your shoulders in every cartoon? That's how we're supposed to operate, but Mom and some of our kind had sex with sleeping people, and now we're classified as Cubus-adjacent." Iman replied. "Wait, did you just said you wanted to feel me?"
"Yeah! I don't get the whole getting high thing. It interferes with the gaming experience. Maybe it's different to girls, but being impaired can cause trouble down there for guys. And I wat to touch you, sexually." Said Nick.
"But I'm much older than you!" Said Iman. "Doesn't that bother you?"
"Are you an adult biological female without hermaphroditism?" Said Nick. "If your answer is yes, then we have no issue. Before you ask, no, I don't like other penises in my sexual relationships."
"Dude, your preferences will get you canceled. You TED..." Iman replied.
"Ted? As in Trans Excluding Demon? Then I guess I am... it could change in the future, but I'm 99.99% sure that will never change. Also, no gay sex for me. Does having sex with a dhampir count as necrophilia?" Said Nick.
"But you like lesbians... that makes you a hypocrite." Iman joked.
"I yiffed Andalona, because I'm a brony. Now seriously, if a woman has sex with, say a Centaur, is it zoophilia?" Nick asked.
"Dude, those are High questions. But I guess it depends. If he only ate her pussy, it's human. If she got ravaged by his beast cock, it's zoophilia." Iman said before taking a hit from her hookah.
"If you had a gender bent clone of you, and you had sex with the clone, is it incest, masturbation, or gay sex, since the source Material is male." Asked Iman before taking another hookah hit.
"I think a wank. Guess I'll check on Desiree after I get home" Said Nick. "Yes, I have a genderbent clone. I also have a 40-something powerless human clone that may be into corpses... or cannibalism. Not sure. He currently ghostwrites my blog."
"Dude... I'm 200 years old... and a virgin!" Iman said while snickering. "I've beaten Steve Carrell for 1960 years!"
"You're THAT HIGH already? Willie Nelson would kick your ass..." Nick replied.
"He's a regular customer of Belphegor. He's the Underworld's Walter White, but deals with much more than meth. In fact Gruncle Belphy is the one that hooks me up with the Devil's Lettuce." Said Iman. Out of a cloud of smoke a Danny DeVito looking demon on a motorized wheelchair showed up.
"You're the new Asmodeus. I'm not impressed. You stole my Orgy schtick! But fuck it! It suits you better. It's too much hassle." Said the diminutive demon. "I know about you and Pepa. She and Melissa could do better, but it's too much hassle for me to go there and scold them."
"So, you came all the way here to see me?" Nick asked.
"Yeah. It was a lot of hassle, but let me give you some advice, kid. If you gonna fight my Siblings, you better go through a shitton of hassle to grow strong. Last time you got lazy and ended up in this limbo. Snap put of it, you little shot, since Lilly is back and she's too much of a schemer. You seem like an easy going fellow. If I were you I'd stay in the sidelines, but you're you and you have hopes and dreams. Don't fuck up!' Said Belphegor. "Once you finish your alliance here Go to Mama Mkubwa. There you'll have the Desert Trial. Too much hassle for an old demon like me, but you're young, spry and virile, no homo. You would probably beat that Trial and show Big Mama who's the Big Boss. Yeah, I know you play Metal Gear..." Belphegor handed Iman a baggie. "I know Mr. Hero hear won't do my weed, but I know he's downed a few Zagans I'm his short life. Kid, I can hook you up with Asgardian Mead if you beat the trial. Belphy Out!!"
With another cloud of smoke the diminutive demon vanished.
"OK,now that I'm high enough, let's take off those pants!" Said Iman as she stripped. "I had the servants wax me on Monday. So be gentle!"
Nick was folding his clothes with his back towards Iman.
"Lemme see that joystick!" Said Iman as she turned Nick around. Grabbing the Erect penis, Iman began inputting the Konami Code.
"This is more a gearshifter than a joystick!"
"I wanna play with your mouse and right click it! Maybe use the track wheel for doomscrolling." Replied Nick.
"Fine." Said Iman as Nick began fingerbanging her. "Ghaa! Right there! Mmmm!" Iman moaned as she began jerking off her gaming soul mate.
Both collapsed from the competitive orgasmic game. "By the power of Asmodeus, I grant thee Asmodeus the power of my ar.or piece. We're now married. Now let's play Fonal Fight." Said Iman. "The whole sex thing isn't required for the Armor. That's just Mom wanting Asmodean grandkids. But that pleading face of yours is making me want to ride your pole AFTER we defenestrate Belger!"
"OK... let's do this! I'll play Cody!" Nick exclaimed...
Hours later:
Nick was getting a bit annoyed with Iman as she put a few games in between each act. All he had gotten to was third base and the day was almost over. On the other hand, he finally beat both Mazan and Blade of Honor, but he found the Holy Grail:
"Is that Castlevania: The Arcade game?" Said Nick as he walked past Haunted Castle towards the First Person Whipping Castlevania game. "I had heard of it, but never seen it in person."
"We're approaching Midnight. You can only choose one: Me or Castlevania? Pick Castlevania and the Iman path is closed forever. Pick me and this machine will be destroyed." Said Iman.
"You." Said Nick. "I LOVE videogames, but I value human interaction a lot more. You're supposed to be my companion as we agreed and exchanged bodily fluids to seal the deal."
"You didn't think it through. You picked me over gaming." Iman said shocked. "I would've chosen you, but I would've tried thinking how to find a loophole first."
"Destroy Castlevania, Iman... I chose you over it..." said Nick.
"No! I-I can't do it!" Said Iman. "Loophole found. You sick fuck! Making me destroy videogames... that's plain wrong!"
"So can I have an Idea!" Nick exclaimed as he grabbed an ottoman and some pullows. "Iman, bend over these, while I fuck you from behind WHILE playing Castlevania."
Iman started laughing. "No way, bro. If we'reto make love, I'll be your sole focus."
"I still want to do it from behind and we can use That!" Nick exclaimed while pointing at a Hang On cabinet.
"You want me to hang on to hang on... that sounds like drinking Rolling Rock on the Rolling Rocker." Iman replied.
"I was going for Shenmue Reference, since you kinda look like Joy." Said Nick.
"Damn you Nick R. Cade... The Nile is drier than me." Iman bent over the Hang On Cabinet. "Guess you'll be getting lucky, while I get hit by that dick of yours!"
Nick carefully inserted his roll of quarters into Iman's slot. She gasped.
"Are you OK?" Nick asked.
"Buster Wolf!" Replied Iman before both started laughing. "I didn't say stop."
Nick resumed his lovemaking. He began to sing... "This is true love we're making! This is true love we're making!"
Iman tried to stifle her laughter."Nick, stop it!" Iman said as her body stiffened before climaxing.
Nick shot his demonic seed deep in the Ifreet's womb. As Iman was crashing from.her Prgasmic high, Nick fired another cum volley. "Double Reppuken!"
"Geeese! Nick!" Iman said Hoarsely. "You came buckets. But now I wanna go to sleep. It was wonderful, but I'm still not that into the whole having sex for hours. Or more than a minute. Again, not a jab against your virility. It's my duty to please you and I will-"
"Hold it, Iman." Said Nick. "I don't want to make love if you're unwilling to do so. I want you to enjoy it, not feel like you're being tortured."
"It felt wonderful. It's just that I'm gonna sound like Gruncle Belphy, but it's too much hassle. How about this? Sleep sex. You can stick it in me while I'm asleep whenever you want. You have my consent." Said Iman. "But you need to get some sleep now, because Twatwaffle 2 will come at dawn."
Dawn
Nick felt an evil gaze upon him. The gaze was searing Nick. Then a kick on the ribs woke him up.
"Wake up. I need to get you out of this cesspool of hashish and disappointment." Said Nazirah as she dragged Nick outside Iman's room.
"Good luck Nick!" Said Iman groggily before going back to sleep.
Once outside Iman's room Nazira took along hard look at Nick. "Hey! Are you going to refuse me now?" Nazirah said annoyed. Before tossing him into a bath through a Cubus portal.
"Iman, why are you beong such a bitch?" Nick asked.
"I'm Nazirah, the better twin. The one who will be the next Qarina." Nazirah explained.
"Lady Qarina is not Qarina?" Nick asked as he slowly woke up.
"How can you be am Archlord and be completely clueless!? Your Demonic true name is Nicholaus Asmodeus Lilit. Your Dumb Queen is Ashlilitu Asmodea Lilit." Said an exasperated Nazirah.
"Ashlilitu is her name Lilit is her family name od direct lineage from Lilith. Asmodea is wife of Asmodeus. In your case, Nicholaus is your name, As an Incubus, your middle name is Asmodeus and Lilit is as I already stated."
"Direct relation to Lilith." Nick replied asBazirah brought bathing implements.
"Mother was born Zoraide Qarina Ifrit. But as she married the first Asmodeus our naming Conventions are different from Lilim and Lilit. Lilim being ascended humans while Lilit are true demons. So now her name is Qarina Zoraide Asmodea. Zoraide being her name. Qarina being her family name and Ifrit being our demonic lineage." Said Nazirah.
"Such helpfulness confuses me, Nazirah." Nick replied.
"It shouldn't, my Lord. Daddy." Said Nazirah as she grabbed Nick's dick.